Nite warmer - sex toy by NMC Ltd - review by Falsepast

It's not my thing.

The Nite Warmer disappointed me greatly. It appeared to be a great toy for me, but the ribs were more uncomfortable than pleasurable, the vibrations were weak, and the price is too high for such a disappointing toy. I know others will love this, but it's just not my cup of tea. I would only recommend it to people who love texture A LOT and don't mind weak vibrations.
Great size for all. Waterproof.
Uncomfortable ribs. Weak vibes. Price. 2-toned coloring.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
NOTE: This was used anally and reviewed by a boy.

Upon first look of the Nite Warmer, I thought it would be an instant favorite and my go-to vibrator for a quickie due to its size. Although the diameter is listed as 1 7/8, the majority of the vibrator’s body is small in diameter, which allows for quickies with anal without a need for long warm-up sessions. I was ready for this thing to rock my world and...nope.

It just didn't satisfy me at all.

Look: With the exception of the red and clear 2-tone coloring, which I am not a fan of at all, the Nite Warmer looks great to me. It has a couple of thin, ribbed inches at the top and a very thick 1 7/8 in diameter at the end of the vibrator. The very bottom has a large cap with very simple controls below it: a button to turn the vibrator on or off and a button to change it to another one of its 10 functions. The vibrator looks great, but that may be its only good quality.

Feel: The Nite Warmer is not very squishy or soft, and isn't something that immediately turns you on when you're holding it. The battery compartment cap/control panel is big and has places for your fingers so you can easily unscrew the cap. However, you can still feel that it is locked on good. With most waterproof toys I find myself worrying about water getting in but not with the Nite Warmer. I can feel how secure and safe the batteries and inside of the vibrator is every time I put the cap back on. Although the Nite Warmer has the appearance of a high quality toy, the feel inside was nothing special.

Putting the toy in was sort of uncomfortable for me. The ribs didn't feel as good as I thought they would have. I think it was how firm the silicone ribs were that made them feel uncomfortable. I decided that I may just need to get used to it because I have never really had anything as textured as this inside me. When I turned it on I instantly came across a problem. I can't really feel the ribbed texture unless I'm pushing it in and out. So, I tried playing with it as it was vibrating, but I just found it to be an annoyance and just uncomfortable for me. Focusing on the vibration part instead, I put it in and went through each function. I didn't like what I felt at all. Of all of the settings I only liked the strongest vibrating one. The rest were just too weak. I made an attempt at pushing this thing to my P-spot and holding it there, but the vibrations were too weak and I moved on to my Vamp and Bandit instead.

Smell/Taste/Noise: I noticed no real smell coming from this toy aside from a standard new toy smell, and I didn't taste it, but this vibrator is a bit noisy. When I say it is noisy, I refer to the noises the Nite Warmer's ribs make when they go in and out. They make a squishy noise due to the lube, and it can definitely be a problem if things are quiet enough in a house. Aside from that, the vibrations of the toy are not anything extremely loud, but you may want to drown the noise out with a TV or something else.

Size/Lube/Cleaning: The size of the Nite Warmer at its widest point is 1 7/8. However, a good 4 1/2 inches of its 6 1/4 insertable inches are thinner than that, making it good for anyone including beginners. Water-based lube should be used with this since it is a silicone toy. Also, being silicone, the Nite Warmer is not porous and easy to clean with simple soap and water or a toy cleaner.

Packaging/Storage: The packaging of this vibrator is very simple; it comes in a plastic bag inside of an EdenFantasys clear plastic container. The easiest way to store this is simply keep the plastic container and keep it in there. However, I imagine it would take up more space like that. I simply kept the bag it came in and store it in that in a large bin I keep my toys in.
Follow-up commentary
Unfortunately for the Nite Warmer, it just didn't work he became the subject of experimentation, as I split him in half to see what makes him tick! His feel was just not good enough for me.
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My Nite warmer tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Masturbation
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Bath / shower
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • Good for anal
    • P-spot
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