Enchanted crystals - discreet massager by Evolved Novelties - review by Allison.Wilder

I'm Enchanted.

The Enchanted Crystals by Evolved Novelties is a neat, whimsical toy that's lacking in power and variety. It will still get you where you're going, but it's going to take a little longer to get there. It's a great teaser toy if you can get over how buzzy it is.
Easy to use
Easy to store
Hard to clean
A little small
No variety in vibration
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


Enchanted Crystals by Evolved Novelties is a neat-looking vibrator that can be used vaginally, but is intended for clitoral stimulation. It doesn't have a flared base, so it's not a suitable toy for anal penetration. It can also be used as a foreplay tool and feels great against the erogenous zones.

This toy is suitable for beginners and experienced users alike, so long as moderate power and vibrations are satisfactory.

  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Sensory play
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • On a bed only
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

Enchanted Crystals is made of a smooth, hard, purple and clear plastic making it an 8 out of 10 on Eden's Material Safety Guide. It's made of a food-grade material and is hypo-allergenic, latex-free and phthalates-free. Since it's made of plastic, that also means that it's non-porous and very safe.

The crystal ball control and the purple vibrating ball are smooth, plastic with no visible seams or ridges. The shaft of the vibrator is made up of smooth, raised ridges.

The texture doesn't add anything extra since the vibration is only coming from the purple ball at the end, so it's basically irrelevant and is just there to make the toy more aesthetically pleasing.

There is no scent or taste to this toy whatsoever.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

Enchanted Crystals looks like a miniature wand or an oddly-shaped flashlight. It's definitely cute and whimsical.

It's also a lot smaller than it seems on the product page, thus making it fairly discreet and very suitable for travel purposes. It could easily be tucked into a pocket or purse without much worry of someone knowing you're carrying a sex toy.

The design and size is suitable for beginners, although some more experienced users might be a little disappointed that it is on the smaller end of the spectrum.

    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

This toy is very simple to use; turn the crystal to the left to turn it on and increase vibration, turn the crystal to the right to decrease vibration and turn it off. The controls are easy to manage during play, but doing it one-handed isn't possible during use. If bumped, the speed isn't affected.

There are no vibration patterns, just a steady vibration with a speed that can increase to a moderate level. Anyone with a desire for a powerful toy will be sorely disappointed with this one.

The vibrations are located solely in the purple ball even though you can feel slight vibration while simply holding it.

This toy isn't noisy at all and cannot be heard through closed doors, but it is really buzzy so it's audible through covers.
    • Discreet sound
    • Easy to use
    • Not enough variety

Care and Maintenance

This toy is fairly high-maintenance because of the ridges in the center and slight gaps between the plastic centerpiece and the balls on either end.

Wipe it clean with isopropyl alcohol wipes or a warm, wet washcloth and anti-bacterial soap and be sure to get in all the crevices each time. Dry with a towel or lint-free cloth and store in any cool, dry place until the next use.

Plastic is compatible with all oil, silicone and water-based lubes.
    • Easy to store
    • Hard to clean
    • High maintenance


This toy came packaged in a small, clear plastic tube with the name of the toy and manufacturer on the front. No instructions for care or use were included and there was no website listed for warranty/registration information. It can be recycled.

    • Minimal
    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable

Personal comments

My only complaint is that the place where it connects, is very inconveniently located in between the ridges making it ridiculously hard to get thoroughly cleaned. I recommend always using a toy cover or a condom over this toy, even if you're not sharing, just because it's so hard to clean.

Follow-up commentary
After owning this toy for a while, I realized that it's just not great. It's a hassle to clean and it doesn't have nearly the same effect with a cover or condom on it so I'm no longer using it.
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    very helpful. thank you
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    Thanks for the review and pics!
  • Allison.Wilder
    Thanks everyone for reading!
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    Great review!
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    helpful thanx!
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    Great review and pics, thanks!
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    Thank you for a great review! And love the pictures!
  • Allison.Wilder
    Thank you for reading!
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    Thanks for the review and pics!
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    Thank you for your super helpful review and pictures on the Enchanted crystals!

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