Bedroom Kandi hold on to me - exerciser for vaginal muscles by OhMiBod - review by K101

The Bedroom Kandi kit are balls to aid in kegel exercizes. They are designed for a female who's looking to strengthen her pelvic floor muscles and who's health conscious when it comes to her vagina. There are quite a few benefits that come from using kegel balls properly and regularly. I will discuss those later.

In my opinion, the Bedroom Kandy kit -- with smaller than your average kegel balls balls -- is probably designed more for us women who've had discomfort, pain and more resulting from using the average size of kegel ball. For me, this is the case and this is also why I went on this journey to find the best, rumbliest and most effective mini kegel ball. So for those of you who've used the Smartball(s) and experienced discomfort/pain upon insertion/removal or no results due to the large size not forcing you to work your PC muscles to hold the ball in, the Bedroom Kandi kit may have a place in your... vagina.

The Bedroom Kandi kit has included: four balls - each of a different weight, silk-lined storage box, outer box slip cover - paper and useless, user manual and 2 harnesses. Entire kit pictured below.



Different ways to use the balls:

Since you have the harness that holds one ball and the harness that holds two, using the one-ball harness will allow for one weight. I love the variety in the kit because it means almost anyone, from beginner to advanced kegel baller has a useful weight - provided the smaller than average ball size is correct for your anatomy.

- You can start out using one ball. Experiment with the 4 different weights to find which best suit you. You may find the one that weighs most falls right out when you stand and the one that weighs least isn't enough weight to make you work. That's what's good about the kit, you have these "in-between" weights. For those of you who wear an "in-between" bra size, you know the relief when you find a bra that's an in-between size? Well, that's kind of how it feels to have various weights in your kegel kit.

- You can use the two-ball harness to combine one of the heavy weights and one of the less heavy weights. Or vice versa -- two of the least heavy weights.

- You can use the two-ball harness to hold two of the heaviest weights included.

- Or you can do what I did and use another harness to hold a totally different set of balls! What I mean is, say you don't want to use the Bedroom Kandi balls, but happen to have a set of Luna Mini's. Simply put them in the harness! I've also used the harness to hold a Luna Mini and a Bedroom Kandi. And I've used the harness that comes with Luna Mini to hold the BK balls. This though, was done because I had some discomfort and trouble using the BK harness, something I'll get to later.

- With no harness at all. If you so happened to prefer it that way. No worries, they cannot get "lost" inside the vagina. You may have to dig, but they won't travel to some other organ. They will stay in the vaginal canal until removed.

I'll try to be brief on telling what most will already know. However, it'll still be here just in case, so if ya'll want to skip the specs and go into the rest of my review, I won't cry.

HOW TO USE:

As with all kegel balls, these are simply inserted into the vagina. Since they are so small in size, I don't have to contort into some funky position to insert them. However, inserting them with one foot up on a toilet seat or something may be helpful, especially if you're inserting them while in a bathroom. The way I normally do it is just lying down with a dab of lubricant. If I have happen to insert them while in the restroom, I add a dab of lubricant and pull a foot-on-toilet-seat. There is no "finger indent" on this set like you may have seen on the Smartball(s), so they kind of flop when you try to insert. You can't just push and have them in like you would a tampon or the Smartball(s). You have to manipulate them a little. I would not recommend inserting these while sitting on the toilet since you'd risk dropping them in due to their flexibility.

Each harness has the slot that holds the ball(s) as well as a rubber-like retrieval cord at the end. To remove, you'll pull the cord and relax. They come out similar to a tampon.


WHAT KEGELS DO/BENEFITS

I recommend finding your PC muscles before trying any kegel aid. When the vaginal walls are weak, they pose risk for prolapse. This can happen as you age or after a serious injury, childbirth or a surgery such as hysterectomy. Kegel excersizes are done to prevent this from happening. If your walls are strong, there's less chance of your bladder or rectum falling out, which is what prolapse basically is. Cystocele is a condition where your bladder prolapses or slips out of place and eventually, the bladder can begin to protrude from the vagina. Rectocele is where your back vaginal wall becomes weak/too thin and your rectum literally bulges into your vagina. Some women see minor symptoms when rectocele is just in the very first stages. I personally chose to try the various types of kegel balls available because I had a very minor symptom of rectocele. I first tried Smartball Uno, which it was just too large to do any good for me, I ordered the mini Luna Beads and they were the correct size & weight for me, but I wanted more rumble. Beck had recommended this kit to me and I decided to purchase it. I'll compare my experience with the three of them for you later. I think this will be helpful for someone of similar anatomy.

Whether you have a prolapse condition or just signs of one or nothing at all, every woman still benefits in the long run from doing kegel exercizes, since not only do they prevent those types of conditions, but also other things like bladder leakage. If your pelvic floor muscles are nice & strong, you have less of a chance of ending up with a leaky bladder. I've also read that exercizing these muscles diligently can even "reverse" an already leaky bladder, as well as improve early stages of rectocele.

The good thing about kegel balls is you can use them anywhere you want to. Anywhere. You can't insert them anywhere, but you can dang sure wear them anywhere.

There is not another purpose for this product besides to work the PC muscles. Do not put it in your butt and do not give it to small children. Just thought it necessary to say that.

Results take time. In order to improve your health for the long-term or to see whatever results you may wish for, you should continue exercizing with the beads for at least 30 minutes daily. Your results occur depending on the condition your vagina is in when you begin. So be diligent, my grasshopper. I usually just leave them in for around 5-8 hours daily. I've gone so far as to sleep in them, though it was not intentional and I don't think there are harms to worry with, but they shouldn't be forgotten.

The Bedroom Kandi balls are made of ABS plastic. They're hard and smooth. The harnesses that hold the balls are said to be silicone, but I highly doubt it. I have never felt silicone that felt like this. These harnesses feel an awful lot like rubber, and have the same stretch and grabby-feel as rubber. I'd like to find out for sure, but I do not want to set my harnesses aflame. Using the Smartball Uno, which is made of silicone, I could tell by touching it that it was 100% silicone. The Lelo Luna Beads' harness is made of 100% silicone and you can absolutely tell by touching it. This Bedroom Kandi harness is not likely to be 100% silicone. However, since I cannot be totally certain, I still have avoided using silicone lubricants with these. Water based only unless you dare to risk it and use silicone anyway.

Being that the harnesses are rubber-like, they do pick up any dirt and lint.

The material rates an 8 on Eden's safety scale.

In the good news department, these are made of food grade, hypo-allergenic, latex and phthalates-free material. They are also said to be non-porous. I believe the balls truly are non-porous, but we've already established my skepticism about that blasted harness. Either way, I can't complain too much because I've felt much better using this (most likely) rubber harness and removal cord over the Luna Beads and their absorbing nylon cord. Ick! My Luna Beads' cord is not so pretty after wearing it for 2 weeks. It's stiff and since it absorbs urine, blood, secretions and anything else under the sun, it is most likely a bacteria's house-party at the moment. So those will not touch my cooter again unless I cut the cord. The harness and cord of the Bedroom Kandi set is much safer.

The harness/removal cord will not absorb secretions. It won't absorb urine either, so you're free to pee all over the cord if you really gotta go. I simply hold the cord out of my stream instead of taking the balls out and then putting them back in, which would just be an act of congress. If any urine does dribble onto the cord, it wipes away as you wipe yourself.


The cord is super stretchy, like a rubber band. The harness is as well. Inserting and removing the beads from and to the harness is a pain though! The Luna Beads harness is so quick and simple. You slip the balls in in less than a couple seconds. These take a good 10 minutes for me. You have to line these ridges (shown above) in the ball and harness up perfectly. If not, your harness is overlapping and it actually hurts going in. The harness is not near as easily stretched as the Luna one. Like I said, there are ridges or indents in each plastic ball that line up with the harness to secure them in place well. These ridges though, they will create the tiniest flap over the ball if you don't have it perfectly smoothed out over the indention in the balls. Upon insertion I get this painful grab/pinch from it, and this also happens if the balls begin to slip near the entrance. I hate the blasted harnesses. I got fed up and slid the BK balls into my Luna harness! Since the BK balls have the indented ridges, they don't fit perfectly in the Luna harness, but they're perfectly secure and easier to get in. Of course that means no removal cord (since the Luna harness doesn't have its own removal cord, the balls do), but when you don't have 10 minutes to fix up your vagina's beads and insert, you do what you gotta do. And it's not realistic to be able to spend that much time each day just to use your kegel balls. Most of the time I don't even have time to stop to pee, much less fight with beads.

The harnesses are very grabby/draggy like rubber. I feel this when I try to insert them. The material kind of magnetizes to my labia. Lubricant is necessary for comfortable insertion and to reduce the grabbing of surrounding tissue.


As you can see in my photo, the harness that has slots for two balls has a very flexible center cord thing. You can bend any which way. Since there's no finger indent like you have with Smartballs, it's not as quick to insert, but a drop of Liquid Silk does the trick pain-free for me.

There isn't any texture whatsoever on the balls themselves. They're totally smooth, hard plastic. The "silicone" harness is smooth and doesn't have any pronounced texture. However, when the balls are held in the harness, the ridge in the part of the harness that holds the ball, while not at all noticeable to my hands, has been extremely pinchy and irritating to surrounding tissue. And I'm a texture lover! Another thing that enhances the pinchyness is the removal cord. While I appreciate that OhMiBod was educated enough to use a safer material on their removal cord (yes, Lelo, you could take a hint here!), it is too long and so pinchy! I have raw labia and a lot of irritation right now due to this. The retrieval cord can be cut and I think I'll end up doing that. It really surprised me that the cord and slight ridge where the ball inserts into the harness has irritated me so much because the Luna Mini Beads are made a lot like this and neither the cord or the harness hurt me.

Upon first opening, I of course smelled the balls. I smell everything. I did notice a really nice "new" scent, nothing strong or bothersome and after washing and wearing just once, the scent was gone. I wouldn't have minded the scent to linger. I kind of like the new plasticy smell.

Being the girl who's less than excited over Luna Beads' dull colors, these fuschia & black balls really tickled my pickle. I wasn't impressed by the color of Luna Beads, especially not after having a lovely turquoise and pink Smartball. These live up to my cooter's standards of beauty though. I love pink, and black always accompanies pink well.

I was intrigued by the clear ball and the fuschia rubber-like internal ball. I enjoy seeing the ball that's moving/rumbling inside me, and I wasn't able to see that with Smartball Uno. Luna Beads are transparent, but they have a silver ball on the inside -- not fascinating.

The harness that holds a single ball is 6.3" long. The harness that holds two balls measures 4.7" in total length. Actual insertable length is only 2 3/4". Guess what that means, my friends? You have a lovely cooter antennae hanging out your shorts leg. My partner has been referring to it as my "cooter antennae." These lovely dudes have a circumference of 3 3/4" and a diameter of 1 1/8" making these -- finally -- the absolute perfect size for me.



These are little guys. About the size of the Mini Luna beads, but if you'll look at my photos, you can see that they look a good deal smaller than Lunas. They do to me when I hold them anyways. But EF lists them both to measure 1 1/8" in diameter, 3 3/4" circumference.

If you're doing fine with the Smartballs, I wouldn't suggest these. These are perfect for those who've experienced pain/discomfort while using Smartballs and other average sized kegel balls, even the original Luna Beads. I say this because I've had quite the journey finding a size that fits me, I guess I don't have the typical cooter anatomy. These are best suited for someone who knows they need a small ball(s), especially if you've experienced pain/discomfort with other kegel balls.

I appreciate that like the Luna set, each BK ball is the same size, only their weighted internal balls differ. This means I can insert any weight without worrying about discomfort. The size of each BK ball is 1.2".

WEIGHTS
The four balls each have a different weight. To identify which ball weighs the most/least, they have gold painted dots on the inside part of the clear plastic.



Four gold dotted ball weighs 40 grams.
Three gold dotted ball weighs 35 grams.
Two gold dotted ball weighs 30 grams.
Single gold dotted ball weighs 25 grams.

COMPARISON TIME:
The Luna Bead Mini balls come with 4 balls as well. To compare those to the BK set, I've included their weight below and previously stated their size in diameter.

Mini Luna pink balls weigh 28 grams.
Mini Luna blue balls weigh 37.


Smartball Uno is 42 grams.
Smartball Uno measures 1 1/2" diameter and 4 3/4" circumference.

Later I talk about noticing the Luna's making me work harder than BK, which baffles me because look at the weight differences! BK's heaviest set weigh a total of 75 grams when the four gold dotted ball and the three gold dotted ball are inserted. The Mini Luna's heaviest weight combo is two blue balls, which total 77 grams. I guess that extra 2 grams really makes a difference when you ask my vagina.

The length of the removal cord bugs me. It's a little over 3 1/2" long, which is longer than the Smartball Uno and way longer than the Mini Lunas. Again, I'm just grateful that OhMiBod used safer material for the cord than Lelo, so it's no huge deal. However, the beads just arrived as my partner and I were going on a last minute shopping trip, so I splattered some Liquid Silk on, and slipped em' in and left. It wasn't until I was inside a convenient store that I felt something cold on my leg! My leg! And I remembered what it was. I said "Oh my!" Really loudly, and my partner's having a panic attack, "what? What's happening? Are you hurt!?" I said "no! My ball string is hanging way out!" As we walked, it became uncomfortable for it to keep slipping out my shorts leg! At one point, we passed a man and my lovie says "I think that dude saw your ball string." We had a lot of laughs about it, but it was slightly embarassing at the time. He even offered to take his knife out and cut my ball string right there at the mall entrance. What a gentleman, huh?
I guess you sacrafice something with everything. For the Luna beads, you sacrifice inaudibility as they can be heard well outside the vagina. And with this BK kit, you sacrifice your cord being seen!

If you're going to wear shorts/skirts that aren't longish, panties are a must unless you chop the cord. I don't want to cut my ball string, but it's not like it's going to hurt to cut it. It's either cut it or tuck it and I tried tucking and it was painful. It kept squeezing my labia against the seam of my shorts and hurting! However, wearing underwear can sometimes solve this, but I don't like that idea either. I was wearing boy-short style underwear at home and no matter how many times I "tucked" the cord, it kept popping out my undies.

As for performance, I'm pretty disappointed. I almost feel that these are useless to me since there is no rumble whatsoever and I don't work my muscles to hold them in as much as I do with the Luna Beads. It seems to me that the outer shell of the ball, the clear plastic is too small for the internal ball. The internal ball is very close to the outer shell and it feels like this decreases any rumblyness you would otherwise feel. The Luna Beads have more space between inner ball and outer ball. I hope I'm making sense.

Using the heaviest weights, the one with 3 gold dots and the one with 4 gold dots on the balls, I work my muscles a bit more. Still, the Luna Beads want to try and escape my vagina a lot quicker than these because Luna Beads are working my muscles more. While on vacation in Panama, we spent the first rainy day shopping and it required hours of walking. By the time it was dark outside, my Luna Beads were actually out of me totally and only held in place by my underwear! Thank God I wore panties that day because I had on a skirt and if they hadn't been there to catch the beads, well, you know! They'd have hit the floor in front of everyone! They have never slid totally out before, so I knew that all that standing and walking made my muscles work until they could not work, then the balls fell out.

When I did this with the BK set, we had taken the kids out to eat and then walked the outdoor mall until dark. About the same amount of time walking as with the Luna Bead experience only we had been sitting for about an hour and a half while dining out. So besides that hour and a half, I wore the BK set nearly the same amount of time as the Luna's. We done the same amount of walking between the outdoor mall, parking lot and to the hotel, and yet the BK (heaviest balls) set never even came close to falling out. In fact, I forget they are inside me. I don't even know for sure that my PC muscles are working while I am using them.


Besides the harness ridges having to line up with the balls indents and the pinching it causes, these are easy. Like I said though, I found it easier and less pinchy to just slide the BK balls into the Luna Bead harness (photo above). That works much better.

To care for your Bedroom Kandi balls, you can use a toy spray cleaner, or you can use hot water and mild soap. Something that has me a little baffled is that the user manual said not to submerge the balls in water! Why? Beats me. There is no mechanical parts, and I honestly see no reason at all for this instruction. I submerged those babies. They wasn't clean enough without submerging for me. I'm happy to tell you that they are just fine after doing so, but it does make me curious as to why OhMiBod would advise against this.

The user manual also says not to use these balls while bathing or in the shower! Maybe this also has something to do with OhMiBod not wanting you to submerge them? The only reason at all for this I came up with is because the gold dots are painted on the inside of the clear ball. But the paint is on the inside, so that seems a bit wild of a reason.

I was a little down to read that I shouldn't use these in the shower. Not that I really use my balls in the shower because normally they come out right before showering and I hang them in the shower and wash them as I wash me. I had wanted to wear the balls in the pool though! I know, it's weird, but I have been really fascinated with the idea of them feeling even more interesting with me in a pool. I suppose I could always make that fantasy a reality using my Luna Beads though, since they did not tell me I couldn't use them in the pool/bath.

So if you want to play it safe, only run them under the water, don't soak or submerge. If you're a rebel like me, submerge those babies, but do so at your own risk.

Cleaning these are simple enough. You do have to be careful to clean the ridges of the plastic balls and the inner and outer parts of the harnesses. I remember when I first used the Luna Beads with a harness. I took them out and didn't even think about needing to take the balls from the harness. I just didn't think stuff would be trapped under the area where harness meets ball, but I was wrong. You should absolutely take everything apart and clean well when it comes to the balls with a harness. These take the longest to clean out of my other balls, but not by much. As long as you don't let anything dry on the balls, cleaning won't be any hassle. The running warm water usually beats away most secretions.

Definitely keep away from children. Small children could choke on the loose ball(s)! I would not even risk it. Also, since my Smartball has attracted the attention of two kids already just by being stashed in my desk, I am sure that these lovely pink and black ones would appeal to a child as a toy. You may remember me telling you in my Smartball review about one of the kids pointing to my Smartball saying "zoob!" She thought it was a Zooble! Fortunately, the Luna Beads passed as a "cat toy" and a "stress relieving ball". The 12 year old saw them in my purse and asked what they were and I told him "stress relieving balls, of course. There's a magnetic ball on the inside that is supposed to relieve stress." He fell for it and my cat thought it was her toy, so as long as you already have a plan in case someone does see them, you're covered.

Again, you have the storage box for these or you can use an old drawstring pouch if you want to take them along in your purse. You can also let them loose in your luggage/purse, but I am afraid of losing them that way. For longer term storage, the box suffices.

TRAVEL:

Would I travel with these? Absolutely! I've said that same thing in both my Smartball & Luna review. I said "I plan to take this baby with me on my upcoming trip to Panama City" in both reviews I think. I ended up taking all four of the Bedroom Kandi set with me to Panama as well as the Luna Beads. I took the Luna because I like the stronger rumble they give. I used them more while on vacation than BK because I feel no rumble with BK! The rumbly Luna beads made for fun walks on the beach and hot tub experiences!

For me, these travel fine and discreetly. They aren't noticeable as a vaginal product just by looking at them. You'd have to read the fine print in the manual or on the back of the paper box that houses the actual storage box to know what they're for. Unless someone owns them or has seen them, they won't recognize them as cooter weights. They look like a cat toy. I personally think they're more discreet than Luna, but that's because the colors. These being fuschia and black look less medical-ish than Luna Beads. I think all three (Luna, Smartball & these) will travel just fine. You can toss them in a plastic bag, loose inside your purse or in the storage box. I've been tossing them inside my Luna Beads' silk pouch and in my purse since Bedroom Kandi wasn't thoughtful enough to also include a little convenient storage pouch. The box just takes up a lot of purse-space as well as suitcase space. Heck, you could just store them in your vagina! That's one way to be sure nobody comes across them. Since I wanted to have the option to use my BK balls and Luna beads while in Florida, I stashed my 2 BK harnesses in a lip-stick holder! It worked nicely, so that's where I still store them when not in use. They just ride in my purse and nobody's the wiser. (Photo below is of the harnesses in lip-stick case.) I just tossed all the Luna Beads and BK balls into the storage drawstring pouch that came with Luna's.

The Bedroom Kandi ball set comes packaged similar to the way Lelo's Luna Beads did. The very first thing you'll need to open is the thin plastic covering. Then you have the outer flimsy, discardable paper-like box that only covers the actual storage box. The paper outside is black as is the storage box. I was totally appreciative to OhMiBod about discretion and non-crude and tacky images. It's a real pain in the rear to have packaging with trashy photos of people nude or huge text with really crude language. Since most of us are real people living with other real people, it's nicer to have something you can simply leave out or throw away without it jumping out and grabbing anybody who opens the trash can. Every OhMiBod product I've bought has came in such classy, people-friendly packaging. Never anything crude, and always effective storage options. That outer paper "shell" is recyclable.

The outer paper box has gold text on it. The front has a BK only the letters are backwards, which reminds me of Big Black, the way he does his name with the backwards "B's". Underneath the backwards letters, it says in small print "Bedroom Kandi by Kandi Burruss," and under that, "Hold On To Me." Then in shiny, almost impossible to see letters, it says "OhMiBod." I actually didn't even catch that these were made by OhMiBod, until getting them. I've been really fond of OhMiBod for a while.

The back side of this paper box is half white and half black. The white side shows an image of the balls. The black side has some pretty gold and white text on it. The information found on the back says:

Work it while you wear it.
*Strengthen and tone PC muscles.
*Improve the hold on your partner during intercourse.
*Experience stronger, more intense orgasms.
*Aid in pregnancy, childbirth and recovery.
*Increase vaginal lubrication and bladder control.
*Versatile - 4 kegel spheres of varying weights.
*Body friendly materials.
*1 year manufacturer's warranty.

This part will more than likely be tossed out (recycled) since it's not of any use. It'll only make it more difficult when trying to open to get to the storage box which holds your goods. So you won't need to worry much with the outer packaging saying the information I listed above. This is one thing I like. You can take off that outer cover if you don't feel comfortable giving it as a gift, and simply gift this with the black storage box. You could wrap it, but it isn't even necessary. Lelo's Luna Beads and the Smart Wand came like that -- with the outer informative shell and inner, nice and more discreet storage box. So for gift giving, all of these are perfect since you can choose to leave the outer cover on or off and both ways will be just as nice.


And no, that's not the last of it. After you've been acquainted with the plastic cover & the paper like shell, you then get to your cute matte black storage box (shown above.) It's discreet and similar to Lelo's. The only text/imaging on it is the backwards "BK" on the top lid. The box's lid doesn't totally come off like Lelo's. This isn't a complaint, only a note. However, if you're super bad about losing things, you're in luck. You'd literally have to cut the ribbons that hold the top lid to the bottom in order to lose the lid from the box.


The inside is lovely, but it's not like it's high quality or anything. It has the gold "BK" logo on the inner lid as well. Those of you who not only lose everything, but are forgetful too, you'll never forget that these were made by "BK."


And then the four balls and 2 harnesses sit atop a rumpled black sheet of satin. Lovely for sure. Unfortunately, as you see in my photo, this box is thin cardboard and in all honesty, not well made since you see the satiny sheet is only barely attached to a thin cardboard, and when that's removed or fallen out, you have a pretty useless cardboard box. This little box would crush and fall apart if it's dumped under a big closet mess. The satiny material is barely glued to the cardboard and fraying like a mad woman. Of course it's not terribly important, but there you go. You know what though? I did consider cutting out the satin fabric and just sewing up a quick extra drawstring pouch for the balls, since it seems that'll be a longer-lasting way to store, but couldn't bring myself to do it. When it shows signs of tearing or when I go on another cleaning/throwing away everything rampage, I'll probably resort to this.

The user manual is 6 pages long, but the booklet contains all this information in all kinds of different languages.

You do not get a sample packet of lubricant or anything special, whereas Lelo includes a sample lubricant packet in several of their products, including their Luna Beads. Just putting that out there too. The drawstring pouch is useful and does fully close so that your beads don't come tumbling out.

The Bedroom Kandi kit is designed in USA and made in PRC.

Just something to note: the BK kit has a one year warranty whereas the Lelo Luna Beads have a 10 year warranty, plus I think something along the lines of "if something happens after the warranty of your Luna's, you can get a 50% discount off your next set." Don't mark my word though. Still, if that little comparison is of any importance, well, there you are.

A little update since I've been adding to this review over the last week, I had something happen that I thought I might just throw in here before closing. I had my sister come across these balls and I am glad to report -- she had no idea what they were. Thought they were contact holders! I had washed them in the bathroom and tossed them on my dresser as I passed my bedroom on my way outside. So when she popped in, she saw them and pointed to them saying "what are those?" And I said "God, I have no idea. Do you?" She said "I don't know, but they look like maybe contact holders or something?" I ain't saying just anybody will believe that they're truly contact holders, but there you are. I laughed so hard over her saying that. I think they could pass as something besides cooter balls though, just be creative with your lies!

I remember before ever using kegel balls, reading reviews that would say "these cannot be heard outside the body." I'd wonder why that was even necessary because heck, I assumed if it was made to be worn in your hoo-ha, why on earth would it be audible? Oh boy, just let me tell ya. My first ball was the Smartball, it was silent. Then I "upgraded" -- more like downgraded since I was looking for smaller sizes -- to the Luna Beads. I had them in and bent over while having a lovely kitchen conversation with my mom, sister and nephew when I heard a clingity, cling. From my vagina! I was mortified for a few seconds and wouldn't move from my bent-over position! When I realized nobody's going to think "Oh my. That was her vagina that just clinked!" I wasn't so freaked, but it's not exactly something that makes you more comfortable about wearing the balls.

The Bedroom Kandi balls are not at all noisy. I can hardly even hear them clang when I rattle the ball next to my ear. Unfortunately, this also means I barely feel it clang when it's inside me as well. The main attraction for me is the deepest, biggest clangity when wearing a kegel ball. It just fascinates me. So far, Luna Beads clang the most (far more than Smartball or BK). The Luna Beads have a metal ball inside plastic, so there's a constant clank and a lot of noise, but also a lot of sensation. The Smartball only rumbles during certain movements, but I've yet to experience any wonderful, entertaining rumble like I do with Smartball. I hardly feel this set. I have to do a weird jig just to feel a tiny rattle. This jig consists of me standing, shaking one leg out to the side while also jumping. That's just not cutting it. I love the deep rumble of the Smartball and unfortunately, the big size makes it imposssible for me to use comfortable. This BK set is the perfect size and since it's small enough, it does make me work my PC muscles, but there's no entertaining clangity clang at all, and I'm extremely disappointed by that.

As I said, I've yet to really feel any real workout or clanging from these. Yesterday I was only aware of them one time while wearing and it's when I jumped on my bed. Otherwise I notice nothing except a string hanging out. Of course I'll continue using them, but I end up disappointed every time and then I end up grabbing my Luna's. I am definitely going to purchase some of the other kegel balls that are small. I have had these for a month now and was going to purchase the mini Emigi, but it hasn't been in stock. Looks like ya'll be seeing yet another kegel ball comparison review from me when I do order them. I'll end up having to compare a million balls. I have also been considering the First Time Love Balls.

It may be useful to know that I've been doing kegels since my early teenage years (I'm 22 now.) I only just started using kegel balls to aid in the exercizes though. Unfortunately, I'm having a hard time finding a person who I think this set would be useful for. Maybe someone who's never done kegels? Like I said my kegel ball journey only began like 3 months ago and these aren't even making me work. The size is a plus because they'll fit those of us who are a little too narrow for the average ball sizes, but I don't feel like the work my muscles. I'm really stuck on how I feel about these.