Luna pleasure bead system - exerciser for vaginal muscles by LELO - review by amorfati

Seriously Over-hyped!

I wish I knew what all the hype is about. I don't find these to be beneficial at all, so I'm massively disappointed that I wasted my money. They're far too big for me to be comfortable, and they just don't work my muscles. Oh well, at least the packaging is pretty.
Easy to clean
Nice packaging
Too big
Rating by reviewer:
somewhat useful review
I've been curious about the Luna Beads for quite some time now, so I finally gave in and bought them. I really wanted the Luna Beads Noir because my partner and I have a love of everything black, but I read quite a few negative reviews complaining that the inner balls are too big to feel any movement. Well, after trying Luna Beads, I can't imagine how the lack of feeling movement could possibly be any worse!

I'm 30 and have had one child, so I bought the regular size (instead of the Luna Beads Mini) and they're really big. Uncomfortably big. After I inserted them, I couldn't feel anything moving or working any muscles no matter what I did. On top of that, when I sat down, it felt like they were pressing against my pelvic bone. I even experienced moderate cramping while wearing them, which is very uncommon for me.

On the bright side, the packaging is beautiful. I love Lelo's packaging--it's always clean, minimalistic and elegant. The Luna Beads themselves are well-designed and attractive, though I could do without the pink and blue pastel colors. Luna Beads--both the beads and the silicone holder--are easy to clean and have no smell whatsoever.

Because of their large size yet light weight, they're not just going to fall out, so it takes no effort to hold them in. In fact, it took a bit of effort to remove them. I'm so disappointed in these. I've only tried them a few times, but so far, I wouldn't recommend them to anyone. I cannot seem to figure out what everyone else seems to be raving about. They don't give me a workout, and I certainly don't get aroused using them. This is the first 1-star review for these here, but it deserves it. Hard-earned money wasted.
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  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Kegels
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  • Rossie
    Sorry to hear they're too big for you, you should have purchased the Luna Mini System instead of this one. Thank you for sharing.
  • Pumpk1nPatch
    You could try using just one bead until your body becomes used to them. Kegel weights aren't for everyone. But, yes, you should have tried the mini system or even a kegel bar if you find balls/beads aren't working for you. Thanks for sharing.
  • olboy
    Thanks for the review
  • Beautiful-Disaster
    Thanks for your review.
  • married with children
    thanks for sharing.
  • K101
    I had a similar experience with these & most of the other quality balls available. Finally tried the mini Luna Beads, which are just like this only smaller sized balls. Ahh-mazing! I have been using them for so long now. I love them. Sounds like you and I are similar with the balls. Lol. You probably would do much better with the minis. I'm sorry these were so hard to use though. I thought the Smartball Uno was awfully large too. It was SO painful to insert and remove. Well, I enjoyed reading how you felt about these. Thanks for sharing. If you end up trying the mini balls like this, I hope you let us know if they work better for ya.
  • Robespierrethecat
    thanks for sharing!
  • cowboywill87
    Thanks for the review, good job!
  • Vulva Designs
    Take the Balls out of the sleeve and just use the ball with the retrieval string and just insert one ball first.
    Were you actively clenching and unclenching your pelvic floor muscles? The moving ball on the inside is primarily just to weight the ball despite the fancy claims.
    Definitely try the mini's though. The regular beads are quite large.
    Thanks for sharing!!
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