Nice nuggets male comfort lotion by Doc Johnson - review by Jackrabbit

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A good product, but nothing new!

While Nice Nuggets may keep said nuggets smelling decent, the product actually brings nothing new to the table aside from catering to that one specific body part. But you can always find a cheaper alternative in your local store.
Smells great, like many male colognes, dries clear.
Nothing new - like any other male lotion or body wash.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


Nice Nuggets, despite the name, could be used anywhere on anyone's body. It certainly has a Polo/Hugo/etc. kind of scent, but you don't have to delegate the lotion to just your balls! It is just a lotion, after all. The bottle suggests you use it after bathing, but I'm thinking that's simply for ease of use, instead of dropping trousers and just applying it in the middle of the boardroom.
    • Gag gift
    • Massage

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

Lotion isn't very hard to describe - anyone who's come into contact with it already knows what it feels like, thicker than water, but dries to a nice clear once rubbed in, even though it starts out as white.

Then again, maybe I'm using this product wrong. Perhaps it's not meant solely as a "rub-on-and-go" fashion, perhaps Nice Nuggets is just a nice way of saying "male-scented-masturbation-lubrication" so you can, excuse the terms, keep your jack off lube right next to your deodorant?
    • Creamy
    • Smooth
    • Thick

Taste / Aroma

Most male fragrances, with the exception of Axe products, have a similar scent to them. They're a strong, bold smell that reminds one of Polo, or Hugo Boss colognes. If you've ever used a Gilette shampoo or body wash, the smell is very similar to the one used in Nice Nuggets. It's quite pleasing, actually, something I wouldn't mind wearing around.

Then again, if you use this for its intended purpose, who exactly would be down there smelling it?
    • Smells good


With Nice Nuggets, expect to see.. really no results. Apparently for the time I've been on this Earth, my balls have been just fine without lotion, but I guess I'm wrong, and some guys out there just have the driest balls on the planet!

The lotion itself works as intended, keeping the boys rather smooth and decent smelling, but initially you may find them sticking to your leg. Not a great feeling. Sometimes it's just easier to dry yourself off after a shower and go about your day.

The problem here is that while Nice Nuggets caters to one specific body part, it's nothing that can't be reproduced by something you pick up at the local pharmacy, or grocery store. The lotion doesn't do anything specifically amazing, so I can't see anyone buying this in all seriousness when they can get a cheaper alternative from the store.
    • Absorbs into skin nicely
    • Reapply often
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Wicked Wahine
    I thought the point of the product was to stop perspiration? Not to just act as a lotion as you mention.
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