Nice nuggets male comfort lotion - lotion discontinued by Doc Johnson - review by Jul!a

Nice Nuggets was designed to help keep your nuggets comfortable, dry, and smelling wonderful. While it probably won't keep you bone dry on really hot days or during lots of physical activities, it should at the very least cut down on extra sweat and chafing, and keep your nuggets smelling lovely.

The consistency is interesting. It comes out of the tube very easily and is sort of like a runny paste. As it warms to your body temperature it will start to get a bit more drippy, but won't just drip out of your hand. Between the fingers and against the skin it's smooth and creamy and glides on wonderfully. After it's dry, you're left with a slightly chalky feeling on your hands and the area you've applied it to, but nothing terribly bad.

Don't taste this. Just don't. Sniff it all you want, but don't ingest it. I would say it smells a lot like men's cologne. I don't have anything really more specific than that, but it's definitely a manlier scent. It's strong enough to stay on your hands and junk for most of the day, and if you're feeling so inclined you could actually use it as a cologne. I can smell it if I'm close to my husband, but otherwise it's hard to detect.

Sometimes, balls just smell no matter how clean you are. I've watched my husband scrub his balls down with soap, a loofah, and more soap, and have his balls still smell like balls sometimes. This stuff at the very least makes his balls smell much more pleasant than they would without anything at all. As for how well it works in keeping his nuggets, my husband says that it kept him drier than nothing at all, although he could tell that if he were to do a lot of strenuous activity, he'd probably actually break a sweat like normal. He did notice that it cut down on chafing, which normally happens if he can't get a shower in every other day or so. I sometimes put it on my feet before putting on my slippers if I don't want to wear socks, and while my feet do sweat a little bit, they don't sweat anywhere near as much and they smell much better afterwards. The packaging says to put a quarter sized amount onto the desired areas, although that may end up being too much. We found that closer to a nickel worked best for his balls, and I used a pea size on each of my relatively small feet. Otherwise it may take a long time to dry and you may end up with a really powdery feeling. If you have the right amount, you should be able to feel a slight residue, but nothing major and it should all feel smooth to the touch.

Since the point of this is to put it on and leave it on, washing it off right away seems silly. But soap and water should take it off whenever you're ready to go back to nothing at all.

The bottle is pretty nice. It's a generous 4 ounces, and while not discreet isn't tacky either. It does say Doc Johnson and Nice Nuggets Male Comfort Lotion, and lists instructions and ingredients on the back. The ingredients are listed as water, tapioca starch, isopropyl palmitate, tocopheryl acetate, aloe barbadensis leaf juice, acrylates/c10-30 alkyl acrylate crosspolymer, disodium edta, fragrance (parfum), sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, diazolidinyl urea, methyl paraben, and propyl paraben. The parabens and urea are preservatives, the tapioca starch, disodium, and alkyl acrylate help form the consistency, the tocopheryl acetate and isopropyl palmitate are skin conditioning agents; according to Skindeep.org

As for how well it travels, well provided the clip cap doesn't get caught on something in your suitcase, it should stay shut and not leak at all. There's also an expiration date. Mine is listed as April 15th, 2013.

I. Love. The. Way. This. Smells.

Seriously.

It's like the "ultimate" in manly scents. Ok, that's a lie, because it's definitely got a cologne like scent to it, but still, I absolutely love it. It works well for what we bought it for, and a few things we didn't think of when we first bought it. I can tell that this is something that, assuming my husband remembers to use it, will be a wonderful thing come summertime.