Nice nuggets male comfort lotion - lotion discontinued by Doc Johnson - review by Beautiful-Disaster

I got this when I had first joined the Eden community before I even knew how to write reviews. I completely forgot I even had this since it was hidden away because it didn't work that great. I am a woman and actually got this for myself. Sounds funny, but I wanted to get the Happy Hooters at the time and had noticed this had the same ingredients, but was a dollar cheaper. I also think the Happy Hooters was out of stock at the time also but since it was months ago, I can't remember. The reason I had wanted the Happy Hooters was because I had seen someone say it wasn't just for the breasts. They had used it on their thighs, too, and it helped with the sweat. I was sold on the product (eventually to the Nice Nuggets) immediately.

The 4 fl oz bottle is black with silver writing with a black cap. To dispense some lotion, flip the cap open, hold the bottle upside down and squeeze. When I had first gotten this lotion, I remember it smelling very light and I couldn't put my finger on the scent. The scent to me was a neutral smell; not manly but also not feminine. As I smell it right now, it smells like strong male cologne. I thought maybe the lotion had expired since it's been probably 6+ months since it has been touched. Nope, it shows the expiration date as 10/26/2024. I'm not quite sure why the scent changed so drastically but it smells really good now. If I had a boyfriend and he wore this, I'd constantly smell him like I have been doing to my hand. The lotion is white in color and is pretty thick like any other lotion. It rubs in pretty quickly and doesn't leave a greasy or oily feeling. You know how you can feel when you have lotion on? Especially after first applying it; not this one. I don't even feel like I had applied any. When I had first used this, I rubbed some around my breast to stop the sweating. I didn't work at all. I still sweat and even sweat this lotion off. My skin ended up feeling so gross and slippery from the lotion sweating off my body. I had even put some under my arm pits thinking maybe it'll work there; it didn't do a thing.

I don't have any male in my life for them to try this out. I definitely wouldn't tell a male friend to try this lotion on his "nuggets." That would be quite awkward. Even though the expiration date says another 10 years, I'm starting to think maybe it's expired, especially with the change in scent. Since this has the same ingredients as the Happy Hooters, I won't even bother trying it out. It'll do the same exact thing the Nice Nuggets does, which is absolutely nothing.

The ingredients for the Nice Nuggets Male Comfort Lotion are:
Water (Aqua), Tapioca Starch, Isopropyl Palmitate, Tocopheryl Acetate, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Acrylate Crosspolymer, Disodium EDTA, Fragrance (Parfum), Sodium Hydroxide, Propylene Glycol, Diazolidinyl Urea, Methylparaben, Propylparaben

From the ratings of this product, it shows a majority of people liked it. So, I'm not really sure if I would recommend this to anyone since it didn't work for me. Everyone is different, though.

I tossed this in the trash right after I wrote my review. The scent smelled pretty good at first but then I got a headache from how strong it was. For me this didn't work at all. Who knows, maybe it'll work for you. :)