EdenFantasys beach towel - gags by EdenFantasys - review by unfulfilled

EdenFantasys beach towel - gags EdenFantasys beach towel

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Cleanup is a breeze with an Eden beach towel.

The Eden beach towel is a wonderful addition to the Eden swag collection. It's not as absorbant as a normal plushy towel, but that isn't really an issue for me. I use it not in a normal beach setting, but in place of any setting that I would need a towel. You can use this after cleanup after sexual encounters, spills on the floor, at the beach, or in the bath.
Excellent design
Not absorbant
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
The Eden beach towel came folded up and wrapped in plastic that you can see through as shown below.

Use You can use this anywhere you use a normal towel. This wonderful soft towel is not limited to just the beach. I personally use it as a large bath towel to wrap around my entire body after my showers. You could use it to cleanup any messes after sexual encounters, at the beach, or anywhere you please.


It measures 58 1/2" long and 30 " wide. The top and bottom is sewn and folded down with about an inch of material. The sides do not have as much material folded and stitched as the top and bottom have. It is approximately 1/8" space.

Material and Care

It is made out of 100% cotton. Cotton is used to make a number of textile products including towels. The tag features pictures that mention that it should be washed at 30 degrees Celsius, do not bleach, do not iron, and do not store in direct sunlight. Prolonged exposure to sunlight weakens the fibers in cotton so take this aspect seriously.

Design The towel is black on the front and white on the back. The front is thicker than the back, but it is not as plushy as some high quality bath towels are. It has Edenfantasys.com at the top center of the towel in a sort of cloud outlined in green. It shows a picture of a "love potion" starting with a heart on the left side of the towel and some funnels and beakers and all that chemistry stuff. At the end of the experiment, is a drink glass with a lime in it. At the bottom of the towel says Get some.

While using this towel after a shower, it left me slightly moist after trying to dry off. I feel that it doesn't absorb as much water as my plushier towels do, but I like that it is larger than my bath towels and covers the majority of my body.
I was excited to receive this so the day I received it I had to try it out. I used it directly out of the shower before even washing it. Unfortunately, it left black fuzzies all over my body where I was drying the excess water off my body after my shower. I highly recommend washing this before use.
Follow-up commentary
I have a few of these and they have held up nicely. I really like the large size because it covers a great area. I use them for use after the shower and swimming. They are not thick as some beach towels so they are not fluffy but that doesn't bother me.
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  • Kissy
    Cute. I don't really get why it makes a drink? Am I missing something? I guess it is better and more appropriate than making a dildo? Thanks for the review.. no go wash it before those black fuzzy things get all over everything!
  • Allstars316
    I'm going to add this to my next order later this week. Thank you for sharing!
  • TheSinDoll
    Nice review. I don't know why I want one of these so dang bad, but I do...lol
  • Kitka
    Great review! I've heard from others about the non-absorbent quality and the black fuzzies this leaves behind, that's too bad. I'd rather have my towels absorb some water.
  • unfulfilled
    Thank you all for reading it. Go grab it if you make an order this week. I wish it didn't have the fuzzies and that it absorbed better, but I can't really complain over a free towel.
  • js250
    After a couple of washings it does not leave any more fuzzies. If you soak it in 1/4 cup vinegar to 2 gallons water overnight it removes the 'sizing', a coating that is added to towels. That coating helps reduce the sbsorbtion.
  • puppylove
    I've picked up three of these as free gifts during the anniversary sale, we have a boat and you can never have enough clean large dry towels on the boat. Thanks for the review!
  • bh253
  • Melan!e
    I hope I get the chance to place an order later this week to get one of these! Great review. Thanks for the note about the fuzzies.
  • potstickers
    It's a shame about the low absorbency. I was planning on getting a couple but now I'm not so sure.
  • dv8
    I find it funny that a beach towel shouldn't be left in direct sunlight.
  • Sodom and Gomorrah
    I can still find uses for this towel besides to dry off, thanks for the review!
  • Lady Bear
    haha that's funny the black fuzzies got you. Thanks for the review and heads up. ^_^
  • unfulfilled
    Thanks all for reading it.
  • Itsnotabanana
    great review!
  • unfulfilled
    Thank you for reading it!
  • CaliGirl
    Great review! Thanks
  • unfulfilled
    Thank you for reading it!
  • abbylover
  • GONE!
    Great review!
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