Coochy shave creme - cream by Classic Erotica - review by Rose Unlocked

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Coochy... more like Ouchie!

Coochy claims to help prevent rashes and irritation, but actually made it a much worse shaving experience for me. It sticks nicely to the skin, but other than that it is a waste of money.
Didn't help with irritation, actually made it worse.
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It’s amazing the variety of things you’ll find in your partner’s shower. One particular evening I grabbed my razor and went to grab the shaving gel that always sits on the right shelf and noticed a bottle of Coochy|Coochy® shave creme lying right next to the gel. Out of sheer curiosity, I figured I’d give it a try.

I’m quite used to the very strong scented shave gels, Coochy was very faint and I didn’t really smell anything. Disappointing, as most stuff you’ll find in womens' showers tend to smell pretty good. I plopped a quarter sized amount into my hand, as previously warned by her, don’t use very much. It tends to get very sticky and thick and will clog up your razor. I rubbed it vigorously between my hands and then applied it around my penis. I shaved like I normally do, rinsing the razor a little more frequently, scrubbed the residue off, and hopped out of the shower.

The true test was the next morning, when I woke up, and my skin was screaming mad. Irritation, a few in-growns, it wasn’t pretty. I’ve always had a small amount of irritation as my hair is coarse and my skin tends to be a little sensitive, but this was unreal. It definitely didn’t help make my skin smooth and irritant free and I actually avoided sex the next night just because my skin looked so terrible.

Overall, Coochy is a complete failure for me. It didn’t help prevent irritation and in-growns, but actually made it worse. I won’t even use this as back up, I’ll stick with water alone. The only positive about Coochy is that it stayed where I put it through the whole shower, but did end up in me scrubbing my freshly shaved areas pretty vigorously trying to remove the residue. Save your money and either buy regular shave gel or wax.
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  • Oh man! There are such mixed reviews for this. Too bad it didn't do it for you... at all.
  • Cock Wrangler
    That sounds horrible. I have to say, the best shaving product I've ever used is King of Shaves gel. I haven't tried it in the genital area, but I'd bet it's better than this, and most other gels targeted for that particular region.
  • Oggins
    Ugh! I hate razor burn in the pubic area! It's a nightmare! Epiphora is right though. There are such mixed reviews for this, I'm afraid it might not work out for me either!
  • Rose Unlocked
    Epiphora & Oggins- I wouldn't recommend this product. My girlfriend was initially somewhat impressed with it... and actually got her first ingrown when using it. She was less than pleased.

    Cock Wrangler- Thanks for the suggestion! I've gone back to stealing her skintimates but will definitely look into that product!
  • Nashville
    Did you trim the hair before you shaved it? If you don't trim the hair your razor is going to actually pull it out. Always soften the pore beforehand to make shaving easier, one way to do this is with a warm face cloth or taking a warm bath. Sorry your experience wasn't a pleasant one, I've never experienced anything but great things from Coochy.
  • Rose Unlocked
    Sleeping Dreamer- I shave every two days, so there wasn't much to trim. I always do shave at the end of my shower (after 1/2 an hour of standing in hot water), so that usually does the trick. Thanks for the advice though.
  • Lilitu
    Nice review.
  • mistressg
    Ohh...sorry for the bad experience!
  • Wildchild
  • nettepooh
    i agree same thing happened to me
  • Miss Morphine
    I'm sad this didn't work out for you. I've been wanting to try this, but maybe won't now.
  • geliebt
    Damn.. sorry this didn't work out for you
  • Cat E.
  • nosrslylol
    Sorry to hear this sucked D:
  • xjonxthexgreenx
    thanks for the review
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