Octo-pleaser - massager by Pipedream - review by minxx

Cute little guy!

This little guy is the cutest massager I have ever seen! Sure, he only comes in one color, and there isn't a variety of shapes/animals, but he works fantastically! Add that to the inexpensive price, and you have a winner!
Nice price
Durable (just don't drop him too much!)
nothing at all!
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
Do you have tired, achy muscles, and don't have someone available to give you a massage? Are your hands alone not cutting it? I'd recommend giving this little guy a try!

This little guy is made out of a hard, smooth plastic, which is an 8 out of 10 on the EF material safety chart. He's about 3 inches tall and has a cute little face and little suckers on his legs. (However, the sucker detail is on the TOP of his legs, which isn't anatomically correct, but who cares? It's a massager!) In case you're wondering, no he isn't battery powered; he's powered by you!

I work in theater, so I am always on my feet, often in heels. The stage isn't at all forgiving, and after 5-6 hours of running through a show, it could really leave your legs cramped up. In fact, there have been a few occasions that after a rehearsal (or show), after sitting down on the couch to get off my feet for a bit, I wouldn't be able to get back up from my legs seizing up! This is exactly where my little octopus friend came in. All it took is a little bit of massage oil, and he glided smoothly across all my painful muscles. It wasn't long before I was feeling enough relief to let the hot water of a bath finish me off.

One thing to keep in mind - if you have hard tile floors like I do, be cautious with him! I dropped him once, and he now has a massive stress crack on the inside of his head. I'm afraid to drop him again, or it may be the last of him!

He's perfectly cute and can work for anyone, since you are the one who controls the pressure behind him.
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My Octo-pleaser tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
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  • VeganChick (is Gone)
    Thanks for the review. He's cute, but I don't think I could deal with his suckers being in the wrong place.
  • mpfm
    Great review. I love my octopus massager too.
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