About a week ago, I was reading through a review on the Octo-pleaser massager. It was the first time I saw this toy. The Octo was ultra super-cutesy, and I am a total sucker for that kind of thing, as well as anything in pastel Easter colors or having to do with kittens. The review I read did talk about using it as a massager, but it was written mainly from the disappointed viewpoint of it not being a very good sex toy. Since I have no clit to rub the Octo against, and no openings in my body large enough to try inserting it into, I thought I might try something really crazy and get one anyway just to use as a massager.

Upon opening the plastic bubble wrap cocoon that this miniature but deadly creature of the deep massager was shipped inside, I immediately noticed that there was no “sex toy smell of death" smell whatsoever coming from this little octo-menace. So I took off my gas mask and then I spent a few minutes playing around with it, and talking about how cute it was with my special lady, and then came the moment of truth… she started rubbing my back with it.

It felt good. I never had a back rub with any kind of hard massager before so I couldn’t tell you if it was better or worse than any other device, but it felt good, damn good. After a minute or so my lady stopped rubbing my back, got up and walked across the room. She grabbed some message oil, and started rubbing it onto my back. Once it was spread out, she went back to using the Octo-pleaser and this felt Great!

With a little bit of massage oil the Octo ice skated across the skin on my back. My lady varied the patterns of movement and the amount of pressure as she moved it around all over my back which felt so good. The Octo pleaser feels completely different than having someone’s hands and fingers rubbing your back. It is stiff and there is no give to it, but it also has a little bit of that “bed of nails” effect to it by having 8 points of equal pressure applied to the small area it is in contact with.

For some additional photos of this cute little Octo, please take a look at my bloggy! :)

After a couple of months, the almighty Octo-pleaser is still going strong! It has even survived an adventure or two out of the house. In all seriousness the Octo is a solid piece of hard plastic, so unless you run over it with a car, hit it with a baseball bat, or put it in the microwave, it is never going to wear out. It still feels great when using it for a massager, and it has become the centerpiece amongst the various toys sitting on top of my one computer monitor, in between Frankenstein’s Monster and this really kick ass Zombie action figure (that has removable head and limbs).