If only it didn't sound like a jet engine...

Originally designed for use on sore muscles, the Hitachi Magic Wand is probably one of the most powerful vibrators out there. I imagine that's why they call this the Cadillac of vibrators.

This vibrator has many different uses. Heck, I've even used it for terrible headaches. But my #1 use for this: 2 second orgasms. Seriously. And I'm not the kind of girl who comes easily.

This vibrator can be used by couples (what vibrator can't, really?). I prefer using it while spooning, because of its bulky size and limitations of positioning due to the chord.

I don't recommend using this if you don't want other people in your place knowing what you are doing. Unless they are asleep. Even then I recommend smothering your bottom half with thick blankets and pillows. And turning on some music to drown out the sounds.

The head is a rubber ball that is lightly texturized in the way that rubber balls are usually texturized. The body is made of smooth, hard plastic.

Hitachi originally designed this as a massager, to be used for sore muscles, etc., and it pretty much looks just like that.

It is a rather bulky beast, about a foot long. I wouldn't recommend moving around a lot while using this; you may get tangled in the chord. The head is a ball, about 2.5 inches in diameter.

Out of the box, the Magic Wand is only intended for surface use. But there are several attachments available if you want to use this device for penetration.

The Magic Wand features a rocker switch with two settings. The off position is in the center, the low setting, which I like to compare to the sound level of a jack-hammer, is towards the chord end, and the high level, which I associate with a jet engine, is towards the head.

The slight texture of the head requires regular cleaning, otherwise it begins to collect dead skin cells and other dirt particles. I recommend washing the head with soap and water, taking care not to get the electrical parts wet.

The packaging is super discreet--as it is advertising a muscle massager, not a sex toy. The outside of the package features people using the Magic Wand on their arms, back, etc. So, if your mom happens to open your mail, she won't be at all shocked at finding a vibrator.

First experience:

The first time I used a vibrator (it was some variety of a bullet my ex-boyfriend had), it took me a long, long time to orgasm. I'd guess about 45 minutes to an hour? The first time I used this, it took 2 seconds. No lie. Since then it's taken anywhere between 2 seconds and 10 minutes for me.

Couples experience:

Recently, I've been having trouble with orgasms. Sad, I know. One day I was having sex with my boyfriend, and for some reason I just wasn't coming. I think he had already come about 3 times when I decided to pull out the Magic Wand (which he deems my industrial strength vibrator) in front of him for the first time ever. It was kind of a big deal, since it is a little bit on the intimidating side. He started using it on me while just kissing me, and literally 2 seconds later, I came. Needless to say, now he is just as in love with it as I am.