Coochy shave creme - cream by Classic Erotica - review by SugarLips

Miracle in a Bottle!

Coochy Cream is like creamy liquid gold to me. It works as promised and is well worth the money. It protects your skin while shaving and prevents razor burn, rash, bumps, and cuts. It smells lovely, moisturizes, and provides a very close shave.
Works as promised, can be used everywhere
Bottle will last a long time
The smell might be too much for some
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


Upon seeing the name Coochy Creme, you may think this product is only meant to be used for genital shaving; but on the contrary! It can be used anywhere you have unwanted hair; legs, underarms, face, etc. It's amazing in preventing nicks, cuts, razor burn, and rashes that can be so unpleasant after shaving delicate areas. Not only does it provide a slick barrier between your sensitive skin and the razor, but it also moisturizes and can be used for a luxe hair conditioner!

Please read the ingredients to make sure you do not have any allergies to them. Because it contains artificial fragrance, it may be too much for sensitive skin. However, I used it on very sensitive skin and had no problem.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Body
    • Men
    • Women
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bath / shower
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Everywhere

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

The consistency of this wonderful product is that of a rich, thick hair conditioner or lotion. It's not runny at all, and you don't need to worry about spilling it. It does not readily pour out of the bottle when you turn it upside down, but it does come out easily if you squeeze it. The texture is velvety and smooth. It goes on really nicely and leaves your skin feeling moisturized. It is not at all greasy.
    • Creamy
    • Smooth
    • Thick

Taste / Aroma

I tried the Pear Berry scent, and it's absolutely lovely and yummy. It is on the stronger side, but it is not too perfumey, and does not have a chemical smell at all. It does smell quite sweet and almost candy like. I did not taste it as it is not meant to be consumed internally.
    • Light smell
    • Smells good


This shaving creme comes in a 4 oz plastic bottle with a push top, so it's easy to dispense. It works just as promised. It moisturizes while protecting your skin from nicks, cuts, bumps, etc. during shaving. It rinses off well after you're done shaving. A little bit goes a long way, so one bottle will last you quite a long time!

You can use this as a hair conditioner as well. I tried this and it worked really well, but not better than my current conditioner Pantene, so I think I will just use Coochy Creme for shaving only.


The product comes in the bottle as shown, in a plastic bag. There is no box and no additional informational materials. All the information, ingredients, and instructions are on the bottle. I would say that it is only slightly discreet. It looks like a normal lotion bottle, and there's no nudity on it. But it does say Coochy, and I think most people would know what that means. It would be suitable for travel, but since it is a liquid, care should be taken to prevent it from leaking on your clothes, etc. When you turn the bottle on it's side, it does not leak. But when traveling by air, bottles like this tend to leak or break.
    • Can be opened with one hand
    • Easy to use / dispense
    • Minimal

Special Features

Coochy Creme contains Aloe Vera to help soothe and protect the skin.

Personal comments

I love this product and I am so happy that I tried it. It fit my needs, worked as expected, and actually surpassed my expectations in someways.


The first time I used this product, I used it on my legs, underarms, and bikini area. Since I have had a history of bad reactions to some products, I started on my legs because they are the least sensitive, then used it on my armpits, and then the pubic area. The second time I used it, I decided to do a comparison between Coochy Cream and regular shaving cream I got at the drugstore. I used Coochy Cream on one leg, and the shaving cream on the other. Hands down the Coochy Cream wins! The leg with the shaving cream did not feel as soft and moisturized. Also, I had razor burn on the shaving cream leg but not on the other.

I also have a very embarrassing problem with some hair on my chin. It's bothered me since I was a teenager, and I've never been able to find a good solution to dealing with it. I've used depilatory creams, bleach, and waxes in the past. And all of them lead to burns and peeling of my skin, which was even more embarrassing than the hair! Usually I pluck or shave, but the shaving leaves the skin dry and raw. I think I've finally found a solution in Coochy Cream; it left the skin on my chin so smooth and protected. Shaving facial hair might not be ideal for every women who suffers with it, but it's really my only option, and so I'm very happy to have tried Coochy Cream for this.
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    Thanks for the great review.
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    Thank you for publishing
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    nice review!
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    Awesome Review!
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    This is the best shave creme I have found, by far!
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