Coochy shave creme - cream by Classic Erotica - review by Captain Climactic

Smooth and Slick

This is a fine product that lives up to what the words say on the back of the bottle. If you are thinking of shaving those areas for the first time, or if you've gone through several razors keeping them smooth, this is the product for you.
It feel good to use and does exactly what it says.
It costs a little bit more compared to 'regular' shaving gels.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
When I shaved my sack for the first time, it was pretty scary. Sharp things, my testicles, scary. But, I managed. I didn't cut myself or anything like that, but the gel I used was for my face, and didn't translate well to my privates. It washed of too easy and I had to apply more. When I shaved 'em at a later time with Coochy Cream, it was a different experience. Scary? Sure, but it was just the regular cautious type, not the pure terror of the first time. Why? Coochy shaving cream is made for shaving the most sensitive areas and it does the job very well.

It is thicker doesn't rinse off like cream for your face, so you don't have to keep adding more any time the shower water splashes. It will wash of easy when you want it too. It isn't sticky. It slides on nice and smooth, coating the skin with a thick layer. if It was so good, I had to not get sidetracked into using it for something else... so smooth and slippery... huh, oh, sorry, got distracted. Where was I... oh yes. It applies to the skin very well. It's thick texture allows for the razor to glide over nice and smooth. I didn't get any razor burn, nicks, cuts, or lacerations on my balls at all! It left them soft, smooth, and totally suckable. My wife really enjoyed the smoothness over hair or stubble. I really enjoyed it too, like you wouldn't believe, her tongue just slid over... sorry, got distracted again.

In short, Coochy cream works. I don't use anything else down there. It is designed for shaving these areas and does it well, and even works great on my face, too. Do yourself a favor next time you need to make those sensitive areas smooth, lickable, suckable, and kissable, use Coochy Cream.
Follow-up commentary
It's been about two month since I wrote my initial review of the Coochy Shave Cream and since I used it just a few days ago, I decided this is a good time to follow up.

I still enjoy this product. It continues to be a fine shaving product. I can shave sensitive areas with confidence. I sometimes use it for my face instead of traditional creams and gels because it works so well.

Just before I wrote this review, I decided to actively test the claim that the cream softens coarse hair. I got in the shower, rubbed two squirts into my beard that runs along my jawline, and left it in for at least five minutes, probably a few more. My wife felt my beard before and after, and the hair was noticeably softer. Another useful application!

I have learned a few things, though.

When shaving, make as few strokes of the razor as possible. Even with the Coochy Cream, excessive shaving will cause razor burn. Luckily that didn't happen to my genitalia, but it did happen on the area above them. If you happen to miss a few hairs, let it be and get them a day or two later.

Shave with the grain of your hair. If you shave against it, razor burn is more likely to happen.

A side effect of razor burn is not wanting to shave the area until it heals. As stated above, I managed to give myself some razor burn. This was extremely uncomfortable. It also hindered intercourse. It hurt me when the area was touched or rubbed. Because I didn't want to shave it until it healed, the hair that grew back was very scratchy against my wife. It took extra manoeuvrings for it to be comfortable.

These techniques above along with the use of Coochy Shave Cream will make razor burn a thing of the past. Since the cream doesn't rinse off without a bit of effort, and because the razor does not take it all away, it provides excellent protection.

It also works nicely as lube in case your partner has idle hands while you shower together.
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  • CaptainBunnyKilla
    It's great to know this works for men, too. Thanks for the review!
  • Very good review Winking
  • Luscious Lily
    Great review! I think I'll have to put in an order for two bottles, one for me and one for my boyfriend...
  • Juliettia
    It's nice that it works for men but could you get the same effect using regular shaving products?
  • Swallows
    Great review! I need a product that works, and this sounds like a good one. What is the fragrance like, if any?
  • Captain Climactic
    An excellent question Swallows! It smells *snifffffff* rather fruity. Quite pleasant, actually.

    To Juliettia, yes, you can use regular shaving products, but this is thicker and better suited for shaving more sensitive areas. It is a lot nicer on the skin. Regular shaving gel is like a hard metal chair while Coochy Cream is more like a soft and luxuriant recliner, possibly with a cup holder.
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  • booboo111926
    great review! thanks
  • PassionCpl
    Thanks for the great review!
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