Coochy shave creme - cream by Classic Erotica - review by Cori

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Smooth Cooch!

Coochy Body Shave Creme does exactly what it claims to do: provides a silky, smooth shave without the bumps and irritation afterwards. And if that's not enough for you, it can be used as a thick hair conditioner and it smells amazing!
Smells awesome
Leaves you Rash Free!
No Animal Testing!
Made in the USA
Contains parabens
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


Coochy Shave Creme is a shaving cream that can be used on any part of the body but is sensitive enough for your more sensitive areas. But that's not all - this multitasking cream can also be used as hair conditioner. So whether you want to shave your underarms or soften your hair, this is the product for you.

Coochy Creme would be great for everyone, but especially those who want a smooth shaving experience minus the mess and the rash!

Although Coochy Creme claims to be gentle enough for sensitive skin, this product is not hypoallergenic and those with very sensitive skin should use caution. This product does contain parabens.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Shaving
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bath / shower

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

This is not your average runny, thin shaving creme. Coochy is thick and silky like higher end hair conditioner and stays put unless you stand directly under the shower head.

The cream is easily squeezed out of the bottle when you apply only a slight pressure to the bottle. When a thin layer is applied to the desired area, it is rather easy to tell if you've missed a spot due to the thickness of it. I've had problems with this when it comes to other creams but not this one!

Due to the thickness of this cream, a small smount should cover a decent enough area. I normally use a dime-sized amount for underarms, a half dollar amount for each leg, and a quarter-sized amount for the Southern region.
    • Beads
    • Thick

Taste / Aroma

Coochy Creme is available in Pear Berry and Green Tea scents or for those who prefer to forgo sweeter scents they also have Original.

Pear Berry is a light, fruity scent. It can be easily smelled when it's concentrated in the bottle and you can smell it's subtle sweetness during use but once you rinse yourself off, I find there's no trace of the scent left behind.
    • Light smell
    • Smells good


Coochy Creme is thick and you don't need much to get the job done. It should last through your shave unless you stand directly under the showerhead or stream of water. Just standing in a steamy shower alone isn't enough to melt away the cream.

I found it best to rinse of my razor after every couple swipes to clean out the blades...this stuff is thick, remember? But it's not sticky or hard to clean up from a razor. Or skin for that matter. Just rinsing yourself off when you're done is enough to remove any product remaining. I can't even smell the cream after I'm done showering.

The softening agent in this cream is definitely the best feature. I did try it as a hair conditioner and left it in my hair for 2 minutes and I thought it worked great - softening and smoothing out my hair.
    • Performance


Coochy Creme comes in a frosted 4 ounce pop-top bottle. My bottle shipped in a baggie from EF and the bottle has a safety seal that will need to be removed before use.

The front of the bottle says "Classic Erotica" at the top in tiny lettering. The first word to catch your eye will probably be "Coochy", which is sprawled in large front across the middle. Underneath that it says Rash Free All Over Body Shave Creme made with aloe vera. The very bottle says the scent and the size. The background is a woman's legs crossed, and is divided in the middle once side being gray and the other pink.

The side label describes Coochy's dual uses as a conditioner and a shaving cream. It also explains that it is safe for all skin types, including sensitive skin. Next to that you'll find the directions for use, which is divided into two paragraphs: Body Shave and Hair Conditioner. Underneath you can find the ingredients.

While this product may not scream "I'm from a sex shop" in your shower, it's not exactly discreet either. You could travel with this product since the bottle is not very large, but it should be put into a ziplock bag. For the record though, I have had no leaking with this bottle whatsoever.

Ingredients: Water (Eau), Cetyl Alcohol, Cetrimonium Bromide, Stearyl Alcohol, Hydroxyethyl-cellulose, Glyceryl Stearate, PEG-100 Stearate, PEG-60 Lanolin, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, Hydrolyzed Hair Keratin, Panthenol, Allantoin, Methylparaben, Propylparaben, Diazolidinyl Urea, Fragrance (Parfum), Red 4

There is a warning to discontinue use if irritation occurs and that this product is intended for adult use only.

This product does not test on animals (happy dance!) and is made in the USA. And please recycle the plastic bottle when the creme's all gone!
    • Does not leak
    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable


Coochy Creme is my favorite shaving creme - by far - for my coochy but it gets a little bit expensive to use it all of my body every time I shave, so I save it for special occasions when I want to be extra silky smooth. And the fact that this product smells great only adds to its appeal. I love it!
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Sunshineamine
    I need some of this. Great review.
  • Eva Schwaltz
    Thanks for the great review.
  • Sarah <3
    when does it come back in stock???????? I need some of that coochy cream!!
  • ParisLove
    I agree I need some too..I've read so many wonderful reviews on this product! Thank you
  • SiNn
    ty for the review
  • Cori
    Thanks y'all! I'm waiting for it to come back in stock too
  • nori
    nice review! thanks.
  • haley730
    great review!
  • Bignuf
    We shave, so thanks for the review. We are always looking to make it better.
  • Ghost
    I got this stuff and I like it. Thanks for the review!
  • sarahswallows
    Great review
  • Jacobbbsmommy
    thx for the review!
  • Cori
    Thank for readin yall!
  • Jenni Shelton
    thanks for the review
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