Coochy shave creme - cream by Classic Erotica - review by Kitka

Smooth Shaving

The Coochy Shave Creme by Classic Erotica is a nice alternative to your usual foaming gel type of shaving products. With its thick and creamy consistency you can be sure it will stay where you put it to get the close shave you really want. Make sure you read the reviews for each scent so you can pick your favorite and start shaving with this highly moisturizing creme!
+Close shave
+Thick and creamy
+Pleasant scent
-Scent doesn't last long
-Slippery in hands
-Bottle says coochy (for some)
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


Coochy Shave Creme by Classic Erotica is best used as a protectant while shaving and it is designed to leave your skin feeling smooth and moisturized. You can use it to shave anywhere since it is full of conditioners that will soften even coarse facial hair.

This shave creme is available in seven different scents: Oh So Original, Unscented, Citrus, Playful Plumeria, Slick Chic Pear Berry, Naked Silk Green Tea and Make Me Blush.

Ingredients: D.L. Water, Steralkonium Chloride, Cetyl Alcohol, Stearyl Alcohol, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Glycerin Stearate SE, Jojoba Oil, Lanolin, Keratin Protein, Panthenol, Allantion, Methyloparaben, Fragrance, Propylparaben.

Allergen Warning: Be sure to read the ingredients list before purchasing. This shave creme contains lanolin, parabens and fragrance so if you are sensitive to either of these you may want to look elsewhere for your shaving needs.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Shaving
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bath / shower
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Face
    • Legs/arm pits
    • Pubic area

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

The Coochy shave creme is thick and creamy, does not foam up and will stay where you put it when spread out making your shaving experience "smooth sailing". The consistency of the creme is almost identical to hair conditioner and works the best out of countless other shave gels, foams or creams previously tried. This creme is not greasy or sticky feeling and it easily washes off. That being said, it will slide right off your hand if it's already wet so be sure to pump the creme into your hand close to the area you are wanting to shave to avoid dropping and wasting the little glob. The pump top on the bottle makes dispensing easy and keeps the bottle pretty clean.

    • Creamy
    • Smooth
    • Thick

Taste / Aroma

It is not suggested to ingest this product and it will most likely taste horrible if it happens to get in your mouth.

The scent is Plumeria Petal combined with Island Breeze. It is quite easy to detect the floral notes but it is not as easy to smell the "island breeze", if you even know specifically what that scent consists of. The Plumeria scent does remind me of tropical islands, leis and beautiful Polynesian women with flowers in their hair. It's a very Hawaiian scent I guess you could say, which is quite pleasant. The scent is not overpowering but some may not prefer it. It also doesn't last very long and can barely be detected after shaving or simply wiping it off so those with overly sensitive noses may want to try this one out.
    • Light smell
    • Smells good


This shave creme easily applies to your skin and stays put as long as it is spread out. It spreads evenly and shaving is very quick and simple while using it. You get a nice close shave without irritated red bumps and it smells nice while shaving. Wish the scent lasted longer but I'm very happy with the moisturization and protection during and after use. A little goes a long way so one 4 ounce bottle will last a good long while.

Showing it after sitting for a minute:

Showing it after spreading around a little:
    • Little goes a long way
    • Spreads evenly


Coochy shave creme comes in a 4 fluid ounce plastic bottle with a pump dispenser and clear hard plastic snap-on lid. The front tells you the name and scent of the product while the back lists information, ingredients and some key points about the shave creme. The bottle is small enough to be easy to travel with and the pump top can be turned to one side to "lock" it and prevent it from being pushed down and leaking all over. It is also discreet since it is shave creme, that is unless the word "coochy" is embarrassing to you, then you may want to wrap it up. The bottle should be recycled when empty.


    • Recyclable
    • Travel friendly
    • Very informative packaging

Special Features

This shave creme is cruelty-, sugar-, paraben- and sulfate-free and safe for all skin types. I would still spot test this on sensitive skin to make sure there's no allergic reactions before spreading over larger parts of your body.

Personal comments

Very happy with the performance and scent with this shave creme.


I kept hearing other ladies boast about this creme for shaving the pubic area and figured I should give it a try and see what all the hype is about. So I ordered the Playful Plumeria scented creme and gave it a go. I have to say compared to the usual hair conditioner I'v been using for shaving this wasn't much different performance wise other than the scent. It was a pleasant experience and I am happy with how well it moisturized after using it but I think I'll save my money and just stick with my usual conditioner to get the job done.
Follow-up commentary
This worked out great for a while until I ended up getting a yeast infection. Whether it was directly related to the Coochy Creme or not I'm not entirely sure but why tempt fate? I don't use this anymore and probably never will again just to be safe.
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  • Mrs.Tee
    Thanks for the review and pictures
  • Kitka
    You're welcome, glad you enjoyed reading!
  • LoneOokami
    thanks for the review.
  • Kitka
    You're welcome, thanks for reading and commenting!
  • pyratess
    thanks for the review! sorry it didn't work out over time
  • Kitka
    You're welcome, no worries, it happens with sensitive skin
  • LoveX
    Thanks for the informative review!
  • Kitka
    You're welcome!
  • LuLu-Pop
    Nice review
  • Kitka
  • butterflygirlxo
    Going to have to try this!
  • Kitka
    Thanks for commenting!
  • aMutantDream
    Thank you for this review!!! Made me decide to purchase a bottle of my own.
  • JADE76
    great review
  • Kitka
    You're very welcome aMutantDream!

    Thanks JADE76!
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