Coochy shave creme - cream by Classic Erotica - review by Hot'n'Bothered

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Your Coochy Will Thank You!

The Coochy products have fast become a 'must' in my shaving routine. Shaving is still a chore, but Coochy shave cream, and it's partner; Coochy Protection, make the task a little less bothersome.
Close shave, scent.
Doesn't foam up.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


What I found incredibly unique about this product is, not only can you use this for it's intended purpose, shaving cream, but you can also use this as a conditioner. Now, given the amount in the bottle, I wouldn't recommend one use this on your head (my hair is past my hips, I think I'd use almost a full bottle in one application), but I find it does tend to soften any pubic hair that you choose to leave behind.

Coochy Cream is very easy to use, simply moisten the area to be shaved, apply, and then shave. I find that I get a closer shave than before, and it moisturizes my skin quite nicely!
    • Bath / shower

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

Coochy Cream is the consistency of a thick hair conditioner. Considering it can also be used as a conditioner, it's no surprise. As it warms up it does become slightly thinner, and it's more easily removed from the bottle at that point. It's not difficult to get out of the bottle as it is. But, as you use it up, you'll likely want to store it upside down so you don't have to shake the product to the top.
    • Creamy
    • Smooth
    • Thick

Taste / Aroma

I got the pear-berry version, and it is delightful! It's not overpowering or offensive and it does not linger after use (bummer!). Alternate versions include: green tea and original.

While Classic Erotica nailed the aroma, it's not recommended that you ingest it, and thus I haven't. However I have not had any complaints from my husband about anything different when preforming oral.
    • Light smell
    • Smells good


Honestly, I wasn't expecting much from Coochy Cream. I didn't see why it would work any better than my regular grocery store bought shaving cream/gel.

I can say now I am impressed. I don't know if it's the Coochy Cream specifically, or the combination of Coochy Cream and it's partner: Coochy Protection. But I DO find that my shave seems to be closer, and as a result; slightly longer lasting. At the 24 hour mark, I still have prickles. However, the hair isn't as long as it was before introducing Coochy to my shaving routine.

The ONE downside I have with it is that it does not foam up. It spreads like a conditioner would. For most this is not going to be an issue, it does not seem to affect the performance in the least (again, I think it does better than regular shave cream). However, I routinely shave in the shower, and I am legally blind. Because of this I do heavily rely on the rich foam, that 'regular' shaving creams provide. As it helps to guide me in my shaving journey. With coochy not foaming up, it does pose a visual problem for me. However, there are ways around that, i.e. shaving out of shower, or in the bath. And it's exceptional performance compensates for this minor inconvenience for me.
    • Performance
Follow-up commentary
This is still an absolute must. I've been pleasantly surprised at how long lasting one bottle seems to be. Between the coochy cream and the coochy protection, this kitty has never been happier!
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • BadassFatass
    I love this stuff!
  • Sexual Engineer
    Yea even though I am a guy I used this AMAZING cream once when I bought some for my girlfriend and yeah WOW no irritation down there!
    Great review!
  • Vaccinium
    I've used my wife's on occasion on my face, and it definitely works great, but no better than conditioner for me.

    Great review!
  • tnkrbll86575
  • A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople)
    Thanks for the review!
  • melianofvalinor9
    I never thought of using for conditioner, thanks for that tip!
  • badk1tty
    Have you tried tossing some of this in with a foaming shaving cream to get a bit of foam?
  • Ghost
    I got this stuff and I like it. Thanks for the review!
  • sarahswallows
    Great review
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  • MK434
    Nice review!
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