JO H2O flavored lubricant 1oz by System JO - review by Amari

JO H2O flavored lubricant 1oz

Lubricant by System JO

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Banana yuck!

System Jo H20 Banana Lick is best left on the shelf. You can get much better lubes for the same price or slightly more. Frankly, I would spend the extra money on getting a different lube. This one is way too sticky, doesn't last long enough, tastes horrible, smells way too strong, and has a very bitter aftertaste. I would never buy it and am glad I got it as a free gift before wasting my money on it! I will not buy it ever again and I would suggest you do the same.
Semi-thick viscosity
Water based
Latex friendly
Very strong smell
Very bad taste
Bitter aftertaste
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


This product would, if any good, be best used for oral sex only. It is flavored and has glycerin and sugar in it so I would not recommend using this as a regular lube, even though the bottle says that you can. If you are allergic to anything banana related, I wouldn't try using this as it does have Banana flavoring in it.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Oral sex
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Oral

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

This lube has a very smooth texture to it and is very easy to spread. It comes in a flip cap bottle so it's easy to open. It's a semi- thick water based lube that comes out of the bottle easily and in a fairly good quantity. At first it feels really slick and does stay in place well; however, it becomes very sticky and starts to dry up after roughly five minutes.
    • Lick
    • Sticky

Taste / Aroma

The smell of System JO H2O Banana Lick is very strong, to the point of overwhelming. It smelled nothing like a real banana and tasted even worse. I actually gagged at the taste of this and then had to rinse out my mouth with water. It left a very bad, very bitter aftertaste in my mouth even though the bottle says there's not an aftertaste. The intial taste is more like Banana Laffy Taffy, as is the smell. If that's something you like and you can deal with an aftertaste, then you may like this product. If you, like me, hate Banana Laffy Taffy and bad aftertastes in any form, steer clear of this product!
    • Bad taste
    • Strong smell
    • Strong taste


I hated this product. Not only does it smell and taste horrible, but it becomes very sticky very quickly. I tested it on my hand first by rubbing the lube around on my palm. After five minutes it had started to dry and was so sticky that when I folded my palm and then went back to normal, I could hear a sound. I could also feel the lube sticking as I was flattening my hand and I could feel a noticable drag on my finger. I had to wash my hands twice with soap and water in order to get it all off.
    • Dries up too fast
    • Gets sticky
    • Needs to be washed off with soap and water


This product comes in a plastic bag that's either twisty tied or just knotted. The bag reminds me of an over sized fold-over sandwich bag. Because it is see through, flimsy, and you end up destroying/damaging it, I would not recommend leaving this product in the original packaging if traveling. The only instructions that came with the product were those on the bottle itself. The bottle that the product is in is about the size of a bottle of lotion, only slimmer. It has a flip top cap so it can be opened with one hand and all you have to do is squeeze the bottle to get the product out.
    • Can be opened with one hand
    • Easy to use / dispense
    • Not discreet

Special Features

The only thing they tried to make special was making it a flavored lube. However, I hated it and would never try it again becasue it tasted so bad.
    • Flavored

Personal comments

I would never buy and will never again try this product. I'm glad it was a free gift!


I'm glad I tested it on my palm before actually using it. It dried out so fast and became so sticky that I would have been angry and the mood would have been ruined if I hadn't. I'm also glad I tried tasting some of it on my finger first. If I hadn't, the mood and probably my night would have been ruined by the horrible taste and my reaction to it.
Follow-up commentary
I ended up throwing mine away. No matter how many times I went back and tried to use it, I just couldn't get over the bad taste and aftertaste, or the stickyness of the product. I wouldn't recommend this to anyone and the only way I would try a different flavor is if it came as a free gift.
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  • Geogeo
    I agree, banana is yuck
  • ellieprobable
    LOL. Fake banana is not my favorite flavor either
  • CaliGirl
    I just ordered pineapple
  • Amari
    @ Lydiamarie, I hope that one is better than this one was. I would try a different flavor only if I was getting it for free.
  • JackNit
    Thanks for the review
  • ellierae
  • xxxbluexxx
    thanks for the review
  • Lovely Jubblies
    Very useful review, thanks
  • invisiblehat
    Thank you for the review.
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