JO H2O flavored lubricant 1oz by System JO - review by Beautiful-Disaster

JO H2O flavored lubricant 1oz

Lubricant by System JO

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Yuck! Spoiled Chocolate!

The chocolate deluxe didn't taste good at all. If you're looking to purchase this brand of lube, please get a different flavor, unless you like sour chocolate. The performance makes up for the awful taste.
No aftertaste
No artificial sweetener
Not sticky
Tastes horrible
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
I have a good size collection of flavored lubes. I enjoy using them during oral sex, since it makes it more enjoyable for me. I really wanted to try a regular chocolate flavor, but I didn't want to spend a lot in case I didn't like it. I found the System Jo H2O flavored lubricant, and saw it came in chocolate. I read a few reviews on how good this lube is, so I thought for the price, why not? I should've read the chocolate reviews, but didn't think anything of it. After trying the chocolate for myself, I read a review on how it tasted sour. It really does! I should've gotten a different flavor.

The chocolate deluxe lube comes in a tall 1oz bottle with a push top. To dispense some lube, you just push on the cap and squeeze. While being open, holding the bottle upside down, no lube spills out. The lube is clear in color and smells just like chocolate. It's pretty thick to where it doesn't move when I move my finger around and hold it upside down. It gives your skin a "silky" feeling when it's rubbed off; not sticky at all. It tastes like sour chocolate. I kept seeing if it would taste better with each lick -- it didn't. When it comes to performance, a little goes a long way. It feels very natural and lasts for quite a long time. If you need more, just dab a little bit on your intimate area.

The ingredients are:
Propyl Paraben, Methyl Paraben, Sodium Carboxy Methyl Cellulose, Glycerin, Purified Water, Chocolate Flavor.

I'll just be using the System JO h20 on my toys. At the moment, I don't have anyone to use this on when it comes to oral sex; not like I would anyways. I'm going to try other flavors until I find the one I like. I wouldn't recommend anyone trying the chocolate unless you like the taste of sour/spoiled chocolate.
Follow-up commentary
I won't be using this anymore seeing as how it has glycerin and parabens. I got an allergic reaction on/in my vagina.
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My JO H2O flavored lubricant 1oz tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot
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Do you like this review?
  • married with children
    sorry you did not enjoy the flavor of this lube. I have not tried the chocolate, but the other flavors I have tried have all been very tasty. thanks for sharing.
  • Allstars316
    Thanks for the review!
  • PeaceToTheMiddleEast
    Oh no my mouth is over here turning up. I will stair clear of this one. Thanks for sharing!
  • Hazeleyes2012
    Sorry here about the allergic reaction... Good review thanks.
  • Derekkk
    Definitely wont be trying this flavor. Thanks for sharing!
  • xxxbluexxx
    thanks for the review!
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