JO H2O flavored lubricant 1oz by System JO - review by JDear

JO H2O flavored lubricant 1oz

Lubricant by System JO

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Watermelon Yuck

I would not recommend this lube. It tastes like watermelon flavored chemicals. I'm very picky, so if you really want to try it, go ahead. It's cheap, so if you hate it, it's not a huge loss.
Bad taste, bad smell, oily
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


This watermelon flavored lube would be best used for added flavor during oral sex... if it tasted good. There's no sugar in this so you could potentially use it for intercourse or masturbation as well. I got this to use on my partner, but the nasty chemical taste definitely cut things short. I would not recommend this product for any user. This lube does contain glycerin and parabens, so sensitive users may want to look elsewhere.

The ingredients are:
Purified water (Aqua), Glycerin, Sodium Carboxy Methyl Cellulose, Flavor, Methyl Paraben, Propyl Paraben.
    • Sex

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

The texture of this isn't bad, though I definitely prefer more natural feeling lubes without glycerin. It feels fairly smooth, but still a bit sticky despite "never sticky" advertising. I almost think it feels oily. I think I'm pretty picky about lubes, though. It comes out of the bottle easily but not too quickly. It isn't thick or thin and doesn't run too quickly.
    • Oily

Taste / Aroma

Honestly, this is disgusting to me. The only way I can think to describe it is medical and very chemically. The watermelon flavor is there, but is still completely artificial and almost bitter. It's like watermelon hand sanitizer. The smell is bittersweet, but not strong.
    • Bad smell
    • Bad taste
    • Light smell


The product lasted a decent amount of time when rubbing it on my thigh. When we tried to use it for oral, it tasted so bad that we washed it off soon after beginning. Luckily, it washes off easily. I do not care for this product at all. I wish it had some redeeming quality for our purposes, but it does not. The bad taste makes it unusable for oral.
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  • Purple Lover
    Thanks for the review. Too bad the flavor was bad for you. I think I tried strawberry or cherry and had to stop using it because of the glycerin
  • JDear
    I can't have glycerin but my partner has. I have to say I have also tasted the pineapple and it was better but not great.
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