JO H2O flavored lubricant 1oz by System JO - review by queergaze

JO H2O flavored lubricant 1oz

Lubricant by System JO

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Great lubrication, GROSS taste

All in all, the flavor and smell are horrible so I wouldn't recommend it for oral sex, but it works very well as a regular lube.
Smooth, long-lasting
Awful taste, awful smell
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


If you happen to have already bought this lube, you'll benefit from it far more as a regular lubricant than as a flavored lube. To be blunt, it tastes awful. However, it does work great as a regular water-based lubricant.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Masturbation
    • Sex
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bed
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Oral

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

It's a very runny lube. It poured out of the packet really quickly, and moves very smoothly during use. The surface it's used on stays lubricated for quite a while.
    • Slick
    • Smooth
    • Thin

Taste / Aroma

Basically, I hated the taste. It tasted chemically alcoholic and my tongue felt sort of numb as soon as I tasted it. It totally ruined the blowjob experience for me. It also smells really strongly. Even after I rinsed my hands, I could still smell it for hours.
    • Bad smell
    • Bad taste
    • Strong taste


As a lubricant, it lasted quite a long time. It didn't require much rewetting, either. After some time it did start to get a bit sticky, and both my partner and I wanted to wash it off immediately after sex.
    • Gets sticky
    • Long lasting
    • Needs to be washed off with soap and water


I purchased a tester packet of 2.5 mL. It was condom-sized and made of a reinforced material that was hard to tear. I had to perforate the package with a pair of scissors to get it open, which took a while and felt like an interruption of things.
    • Travel friendly
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  • Brandonn
    Thanks for the review
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    thanks for this review!
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    thank you for the review
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