by System JO

Skeptical at first, worth the buy after the try!

An almost all-purpose for lube, I only found this was bad for anal, as it needed to be reapplied too often. It was long-lasting and felt in between a water-based and silicone substance, with an almost velvety texture. After usage the smell lingered, until a good wash. Not recommended if you're going to be seeing anyone afterwards because the smell is very distinct.
Great for oral and massage, makes the entire experience more exciting for the giver.
-Smells good.
-Silky and smooth, like a silicone.
-Great for oral!
-Bad for anal.
-Smell and taste linger.
-Taste can get overwhelming.
-Glycerin and Parabens.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


I've experienced this with anal, and I most definitely do NOT recommend it for such usage. Unless you pile on the lube, you'll dry out incredibly fast and have to reapply often. However, unless you're going to give oral after anal application, you're not going to make much use of the flavor.

I found that this particular lube worked excellent for oral usage, particularly on the genitals. It must have been made for that, considered it's a flavored lube. Partnered with lubrication from the mouth, it was an unstoppable force.

JO's banana-flavored lubricant also worked great for masturbation, as it clung to the skin without dripping and was considerably long-lasting.

Although I haven't yet tried this out for a massage, it is highly recommended! If you put it on the body, it tastes wonderful, making it very fun for the giver. I'm including the tag 'mood enhancer' because the taste was wonderful and absolutely made me happy.

Like most of JO's H2O products, it feels like something between a silicone and a water-based lube, with the silky and smooth feel. The ingredients include both glycerin and parabens, so if you're sensitive to that, you may want to stay away from this product.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Foreplay
    • Massage
    • Masturbation
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Oral

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

System JO's flavored H2O-based lubricant has a great texture and consistency to it. The feel is something in between silicone and H2O-based, leaning more towards silicone, like their H2O-based Anal lubricant. It's silky, smooth, and long-lasting.

To get the substance out of the container, I found I had to tip it upside down and slightly squeeze the bottle. I can foresee it being trouble to get the last few drops out, but for now it's really easy to get it out. Once my hands had become progressively more lubricated and the container had become greasy, it was still easy to grasp.
    • Slick
    • Smooth
    • Velvety

Taste / Aroma

As soon as I acquired the bottle I peeled the protective layer between the lid and container off and tasted the little amount of lube attatched. It was sour, and I was instantly skeptical of how good it would really be.

I tried it anyways. I found that the little amount I had previously tasted must have been either built up or too much, because the less I applied to a body part the better/less overwhelming it tasted. The taste is wonderful in my opinion, sort of like a banana cream popsicle or a tasty tropical drink.

The aroma is exactly like the taste. The smell and taste linger on your body after use for quite the time, but a dip in a hot tub/shower should wash it off. This wouldn't be a good choice for a time that you can't wash afterwards, because the smell is very distinct.
    • Smells good
    • Strong smell
    • Strong taste


Most of what I say in this section will have already been said.

The product was long-lasting, except when used anally. It's significantly easier to clean up with one of Eden's all-purpose wipes than a normal tissue, but if you don't have one of those, a baby wipe could probably suffice.

The problem is that the smell and taste both linger unless you bathe/shower afterwards, and the smell is very distinct, so if you're planning on seeing anyone directly after the act, don't be surprised if they comment on your new aroma.

I absolutely loved the flavor of this lubricant.

Again, please note that the ingredients include both glycerin and parabens, so there are allergy concerns included.
    • Allergy concerns
    • Long lasting
    • Needs to be washed off with soap and water


The packaging that this lube came in was surprisingly simple, as it was an open, thin, plastic bag. This could have been because I got it in a kit. If you want to store it somewhere discreet, I recommend getting something separate, or put it with the rest of your toy collection.

The bottle does not leak, so don't be afraid to put it near things you don't want to get damaged. After use, I recommend washing the container off, as it gets greasy as you need to reapply. When the lube itself does get greasy, it's still easy to handle.

The container is aesthetically pleasing to me, not too flashy or distracting.
    • Can be opened with one hand
    • Easy to use / dispense

Personal comments

I highly recommend this lubricant as it makes the entire experience for the giver much more pleasurable.
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  • Contributor: pinkpottergirl
    Great review!
  • Contributor: G&L
    Thanks for the great review!
  • Contributor: Melan!e
    I have this flavor and agree that it is a good taste when a little is used. Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: heather-mooney
  • Contributor: CindyH
    nice review but not interesting to me
  • Contributor: tortilla
  • Contributor: JackNit
    thanks for the review
  • Contributor: ellierae
  • Contributor: xxxbluexxx
    thanks for the review
  • Contributor: Sharay88
    Nice review.
  • Contributor: invisiblehat
    Thank you for the review! I might have to go with this as an all-purpose lube.
  • Contributor: getxsick
  • Contributor: faust
    nice review
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