Gluteus Maximus

I recently just ran out of this lubricant and in the short period I've been out of it, I've realized how much I preferred it over every other lube I have. I love Maximus for so many reasons. It doesn't irritate my skin (although it does have parabens which can cause allergic reactions so be wary), it's water-based, it isn't sticky but it still has a nice thick consistency, and it's the one thing that made anal bearable and then enjoyable.
Glides easily, AMAZING for anal, lasts long, thick, water-based, easy clean up.
Possible allergies for some people.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
Let me start off with saying that I enjoy anal sex, but that hasn't always been the case. My first experience with anal sex was absolutely horrific. I was in tears screaming "NO! NO! GET IT OUT! NOW!" before my guy was even a quarter of an inch inside me. He knew better than to ever ask again, but me being the curious sex deviant, couldn't accept being defeated so easily. I tried several different lubricants with a small toy of mine and I mean VERY small toy, but each time ended the same as the first.

It was only when I was over at my friend's house that I stumbled upon Maximus. He told me him and his boyfriend used it for anal and that it was wonderful so I decided to give it a try and I've had no regrets. I honestly feel sorry for girls that are too prudish and/or scared to give anal a chance. Most think it would either be too gross or too painful, but to each their own I suppose.

Regardless, if you like anal or not Maximus is great for everything. It's water-based so it's safe for toys and it washes off very easily. Also, less is seriously more with this stuff so you don't need to go crazy and reapply over and over again, which is nice because it makes it last longer. There's not an odor to it, but the taste is a tad bitter, it's not awful but it's not great either. Honestly, I hardly ever performed oral after using this with my partner anyway (for obvious reasons), but I would suggest to just rinse this off if you're going to do oral afterwards. I love the bottle for this because I thought it was simple, classy and discrete as opposed to many others whose packaging is bright and obnoxious, which doesn't necessarily matter so long as it gets the job done.

So whether it's anal, vaginal, solo, etc., then trust me give Maximus a try! It's going to make whatever it is you're doing just a little bit better.
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My Maximus tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Masturbation
    • Sex
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • Good for anal
    • Vaginal
  • General
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    Other tags that are useful and descriptive for this product.
    • Amazing
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  • Contributor: travelnurse
    Thanks for the review, needs more info such as listing ingredients, sizes of bottle, does it take lots or only a small amount? Does it get sticky at all?
  • Contributor: Jimbo Jones
    Maximus is a great lubricant. One of the best I've ever encountered as well. Thanks for the review.
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    Thanks for the review!
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    Thank you for the review.
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    thanks for the review
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    thanks for sharing
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    Thanks for sharing!

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    thanks for the review
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    Thanks for the review
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    Thanks, good interesting perspective!
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