Swirl lube - lubricant discontinued by Sliquid, LLC - review by Miss Anonymous

I've never tried anything by sliquid before and I decided to start with a flavored lube. I'm not going to say that I'm upset that this is the first lube I tried off the line, but I do wish I would have used the sassy booty first because I also have that one. The sliquid green apple lube is perfect for everybody, it doesn't matter if your single or in a relationship. The sliquid lube is perfect for oral sex as well as vaginal sex. The sliquid is glycerin free, hypoallergenic, paraben free, and vegan. You can use this lube with toys, solo, or with your favorite partner.

The texture of the lube was actually surprising to me. I thought it was going to be extremely runny but it wasn't nearly as runny as I thought it was going to be. Once put on the body or the toy is didn't run down the body or the toy. Normally flavored lubes seem a bit runny. When the lube is squeezed out of the bottle it comes out of a large droplet unless it's squeezed onto the body. The lube doesn't feel greasy, but it does feel sticky but not overly sticky, but I wasn't surprised because normally flavored lube does tend to be sticky.

When I put the lube onto the back of my hand it took about five seconds for it to start running to the other side of my hand. When the lube tries into your skin it can make it feel a little sticky, other than it being a little sticky it does have a nice smooth slick feeling to it. The lube doesn't feel too thick so if your into super thick lube then maybe this isn't for you, but it isn't too runny where you feel like you are just pouring water onto you.

I'm not crazy about the taste of the sliquid lube. I choose to try the green apple because I don't have any green apple flavored lube. The lube didn't really taste very much like green apple to me. It has a very mild hint of green apple. It reminded me of sugarless green apple, which is kind of what it is, but it isn't something I wasn't too crazy about. I've tasted cheaper brand lubes that tasted better. The sliquid lube doesn't really have a smell to me. You do smell a hint of green apple when you press your nose up against it. It isn't something that will smell up the room or irritate your nose.

Because it is flavored lube it can be used during oral sex. When using it during oral sex, you are going to need to reapply it because you will end up eating it off. If used for vaginal sex or masturbation, I did notice you would have to reapply it a couple of times. It does dry up rather quickly and I'm assuming because they intended it to be used for oral sex. When it comes to cleaning up you will need a wet cloth at least. You may not be able to just use a dry cloth because you will still feel a little sticky, so the best thing to do is to use a wet cloth. You may not need to jump into the shower but you can if you chose too. I'm not really all around crazy about this lube and I was a little disappointed.

The lube comes inside of a normal 4 oz bottle with a pop-top. The lube does come with a protective seal under the cap and you should discard it if there is no protective seal. The package is discreet and can be used for travel because the bottle isn't too big at all. You couldn't carry it on an airplane but you can put it in your check in luggage. The bottle doesn't have that much information on it, but you can tell that it is lube. The bottle doesn't leak so you don't' have to worry about it getting all over your other items.

This lube does have a few ingredients like all lubes and you should lookout for them. You should try a small spot test before applying to you or your partners body, If you have any discomfort at anytime you should discontinue use.

Ingredients:
Purified water
Plant cellulose
Polyquat 007
Aspartame
Potassium Sorbate
Citric Acid
DMDM Hydantoin

Yeah, I'm not crazy about this lube and I wish that I loved it, but I don't. My fiancé wasn't crazy about this at all. He actually hated it. When we used it for the first time it was during oral sex. My fiancé got one taste out of it and was like "NO, THAT IS GROSS". I didn't think it was too gross but it wasn't the best flavor. The lube was a little more sticky then I would have liked it to be. I just don't know about this lube. I don't plan on trying it again, but then I don't want to scare someone else from trying it. Just because it didn't work for me doesn't mean it would work for you. I do something think about ordering the other flavors to see if it's just the green apple I don't like.