Maximus - lubricant discontinued by Bodywise Limited - review by abaaa

Slick! Gooey! Handpump! Awesome!

Maximus is one fine lube. It retains moisture beautifully, doesn't clump up and get sticky like KY, has no smell, and it's water based! I've always had a love/hate relationship with my lubes, they're always too watery, too chunky, too tacky, and dry up too fast. I own multiple silicone toys, so silicone lube was out of the question. Maximus solves these problems masterfully. It's the lube that works the way a lube should. It's easy to dispense and transport to the needed site, as it is thicker than most and doesn't drip everywhere. A pump lasts for about 30 minutes of vigorous penis in vagina sex (but hopefully the woman gets more wet during the process anyway!), and a couple pumps make anal sex a breeze!

In fact, let me talk a bit about anal sex with this lube. It feels amazing and stays wet, which is especially important for anal sex. I haven't used a better lube for anal yet personally.

With toys, it's a great candidate for any material, as it is water based. It's great for just squirting some on the clitoris and using a vibe to spread it around and enjoy the buzz. It also make insertion of toys more enjoyable and relaxing.

The only downside to this lube is the taste. It's downright disgusting, and tastes like some strange bitter concoction that you'd wish you'd never tasted. So if I wanted to give a blow job with some lube, this would NOT be the one I reached for. Also, you have to shower before the taste goes away, as I found out one day when I masturbated with the lube before my boyfriend came over. Even though it dries and feels like there was nothing there, the taste remains! We got a little frisky and he started to lick my clit and then stopped and said, "You taste really weird and bad..." as politely as possible. Meh.

But other than that, this is an amazing all purpose lube. Just keep a spare flavored one in the drawer just in case!