JO H2O flavored lubricant 1oz - water based lube by System JO - review by I'll Miss You EF :(

JO H2O flavored lubricant 1oz

Lubricant by System JO

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That's the SMELL of Pine-sol, Baby.

I am just not feeling them lemon flavored love with this lubricant. It leaves me feeling sticky, suffocated with an awful fake lemon scent, and with a very bitter aftertaste in my mouth!
Lube has a push top.
PRICE! Sticky, smell, aftertaste, pretty much everything else.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
I decided to give this lubricant a try, I've read so many fantastic reviews praising this lubricant. However, I wasn't as satisfied. At least not with this flavor.

This water based lubricant has the following ingredients inside of it.

Propyl Paraben, methyl Paraben, Sodium Carboxy Methyl Cellulose, Glycerin, Purified Water, Lemon Flavor(aroma).

Note: Glycerin can irritate some women, or people with sensitive skin. Use with caution.

This lubricant is Lemon flavored and clear.

Freezing: I have become obsessed with freezing lubricants into home made quivers. This was my favorite way to use this lubricant. Frozen the smell wasn't so overpowering.

Hand Jobs: This was another favorite use for the lubricant. When I give a hand job I like to add a little bit of blowjob in there, so the flavoring helped, just a little. I like that it stayed thick while I completed the handjob. A little bit of spit reactivated the lubricant when it began to dry up.

Blow Job: I am so unimpressed with the lemon flavoring. I love all things lemon and I hated this. It smells so much like Pine-Sol cleaner and it has a sharp, bitter taste. It feels a bit oily in your mouth and it is just overall unpleasant. I do plan on trying another flavor to see if I like it better, but right now, I do not find this a winner!

Vaginal Sex: This lubricant blends perfectly in with vaginal fluids to provide a slick lubricant, however it left me feeling a bit sticky, which meant that I had to go rinse off. Which isn't always convenient after sex.

Anal Sex: This was my least favorite use of all. It coated well, I just wish it didn't have that damn sticky feeling.

Overall this 1 ounce of lubricant was perfect for me. It allowed me to try out System Jo H2o to see if I liked it, and honestly I just didn't. I do want to try it again, but I'm glad I didn't end up with a huge bottle of it!
I love this lubricant frozen, it allows me to enjoy it without having to smell it. I think I'll try a bottle of unflavored and see how that goes, but for now, I'm really unimpressed with System Jo H2o!
Follow-up commentary
I froze all of this, it is totally not worth $6.99, It stained my white sheets and I had to replace them. The stain was like an oil stain, and it was awful.
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My JO H2O flavored lubricant 1oz tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Sex
    • Temperature play
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
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    oh no...pinesol!!! i was hoping this was a yummy lemon wah
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