JO personal anal lubricant by System JO - review by Captain Stubing

Wet clean-up on aisle #2!

If you're new to the game or need something a little more heavy duty, this is the stuff. Otherwise, look for a different silicone lube.
Lasts forever, great for anal.
Too thick for masturbating.
Rating by reviewer:
somewhat useful review
I'm giving this product a 5 star because it's anal specific. This stuff is THICK. Other silicone lubes I've used aren't near this thick which makes it great for anal play but is a little too thick for me to masturbate with. I used this with the Nexus glide and it was awesome! 2 bars of soap and 4 hand towels later I had my hands washed off. I think I'll use this stuff on my squeaky bedroom door. Good Lord, I bet you could apply this under water through a wet suit!

I've tried several silicone lubricants in the past and this one by far exceeds the endurance test. The reason I bought this was because my wife and I are just getting into anal play and I wanted to make sure she was as comfortable as possible. I don't want her to shy away from anal play because the lube wasn't right! I will let you know how it all went on the follow-up.

Make sure you test all of the toys you use this with though. I tested this on a Tantus Ryder and it is NOT compatible! EVEN IF YOU HEAR SOMEONE SAY SOME SILICONE LUBE IS COMPATIBLE WITH SILICONE TOYS, TEST IT ON THE BASE FIRST!! I tried this lube on a different silicone toy and it was fine but you don't want to ruin an expensive item, maybe your body, because you assumed anything.

Needless to say, there's no taste and no flavor to this product. If you want to go down on your significant other after you slathered them all up, by all means chow down! You'll feel like you just ate a spoon full of Crisco but there's no flavor.

If you have any other questions, just email me and I'll do my best!
So far I've only tried this with a Nexus Glide. Being my first prostate massager, I wanted to make sure everything would tuck in properly. I began by applying the product to myself and then I glazed the massager VERY heavily. It looked like I put 10 coats of lacquer on it by the time I was done. Hesitantly (remember, this is my FIRST experience with an anal toy of any kind), I started to slide the prostate massager into place. Zing, pang, wow! It zipped right up in there, no questions asked. I'd say this lube is muy bueno for us newbies!
Follow-up commentary
Now that I've found Gun Oil, I haven't used this product. It's too thick for me and my wife. She said it makes everything feel like plastic and takes away from the 'personal' touch.
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  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Long / extended session
    • Relaxation/alone time
    • Sexually inexperienced/beginners
    • Special trip or occasion
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Bathtub
    • Pool
    • Shower
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