Enchanted crystals - discreet massager by Evolved Novelties - review by Ryuson

Blue moon~

This gorgeous toy would be great for someone new to sex toys, but veterans will appreciate it's aesthetic aspects but not it's functionality. Not great for insertion, this vibrator is waterproof and quiet which makes up for the flaws. Between the looks and ease of use I'm glad that I got this toy. As a plus, if you have some fantastical lingerie this would make a great sexy accessory!
Color options, looks awesome, plastic, quiet, easy to care for
No real variety in speeds, hard to clean seam, not very strong
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


This is a cute, little vibrator that is intended mainly for external stimulation. It is great for use on the nipples or around the labia, but it is mainly best used clitorally. The round tip makes it difficult to get pinpoint stimulation if you need it, but otherwise this is a good external toy.

You also can insert this and use it internally, but I find that a bit trickier. I have a shallow G-spot and can usually use toys this small to stimulate it, but this one couldn't get the job done very well at all. Part of the problem may have been that I couldn't manipulate it very well since I had it inserted up to where the blue crystal starts.

If you were careful and kept a good hold on it, this could be used anally. I would recommend using a condom over it because the ridges tend to grab on to 'gunk,' but if you're experienced with anal play this should be fine.

This would be an good beginners toy, but personally I would recommend something easier to manipulate when inserted. Both beginners and advanced users can appreciate the great aesthetics this offers, but it is a bit boring as far as functionality if you've used something this size before. It would be a nice toy for couples to use because of the nice round tip and small size. Even inserted it would be difficult for this one to bruise you.

The small size and quiet motor means this passes Ryu's dorm seal of approval. It's easy to hide and convenient to use, especially since it only takes one battery.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

The main body of this toy is made of smooth, soft plastic. Plastic is rated an 8 out of 10 on the Eden safety scale because it is nonporous. This means that it doesn't hold on to bacteria and can be sterilized with bleach. This is also nice because it takes little to no lubricant to use. No part of this toy has any give to it at all.

If you use the tip of this toy for stimulation, it is very slick and smooth, but if you insert it you can feel the textured shaft a bit. This would not be good if you're looking for something with texture because it really isn't that easily felt, but it does add a bit of a new sensation.

The 'crystal' seems to be made of glass, simply because of how heavy it feels. I would recommend being careful with this because you wouldn't want to drop it. It is very clear and pretty, and I wish that more toys included classy accents like this one because it makes it feel like you paid more for it than you did.

It would be good for beginners or advanced users because of how smooth and easy to use it is. If you know you like drag in a material you might be disappointed, but if you prefer something that you don't have to worry about lubing up this would be great.

My only problem with this is that there is a bit of a seam around the head of the toy that is tougher to clean than the shaft. Especially after insertion this takes a lot of picking with my fingernail (you also can use an old toothbrush) to get it clean. While it isn't a large flaw, it makes it feel cheaper and could have easily been avoided with a bit more care by the manufacturer.
    • Not porous at all
    • Rigid
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

I really enjoy the design of this toy. It reminds me of a scepter or a magic wand, and it feels like a classy, well made toy. This would also be a sexy accessory for a piece of 'magic/fantasy' or even 'science fiction' lingerie.

It is small and mainly intended for external stimulation. The whole thing measures in at around 4.5 inches long, with 3.5 inches being insertable. The rounded ball at the tip is the one intended for use and is where most of the vibrations are located. It's fairly small and not intimidating, and something I really appreciate is that it doesn't look anatomical. Both me and my boyfriend prefer my toys to be more whimsical than realistic.

This is a pretty easy to hide toy because of the material and size. It can easily be hidden in a drawer or stashed under a pillow. If you do end up with someone finding it, I wouldn't say that it was discreet. You might be able to pull of claiming that it was a massage stone and that pressing the crystal to your chakra points relieved tension (tension *cough* *cough*), but depending on your personality you might get called out.
    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

Located in the tip of the ball, the vibrations are rather buzzy and carry through the whole toy, which could be good if you want to insert it or tun the whole thing across your labia, but could be a bad thing if your fingers get numbed by the vibrations.

I would say that the vibrations are around 2 vrooms and the noise level on high is about 2 bees. It is easily covered up by the shower and can't be heard through a door. If you need something with a lot of oomph you might not like this, but the quiet motor and not-too-strong vibrations would make it good for people just starting out with sex toys.

You control the vibrations by turning the crystal base, and it claims to be 'true multispeed.' Personally I really couldn't tell much difference from the setting barley turning it on and the setting with it turned all the way on. They all seemed to be about 2 vrooms and 2 bees, but there isn't much variety.

This performs wonderfully in the shower and I have also submerged it to clean it so it holds up to it's claims well. No water leaked into the compartment which is good because I use most of my toys around water. It takes one AAA battery which may explain why it isn't as powerful as something that uses AAs.
    • Discreet sound
    • Easy to use
    • Not enough variety

Care and Maintenance

Other than the hard to clean gap between the ball and the shaft of this product, it's very low maintenance. It doesn't collect lint at all, and unless you end up polishing the crystal because of fingerprints you just need to rinse it after use.

I clean mine with an antibacterial toy cleaner, but soap and water work just as well. You also can wipe it down with toy wipes such as the ones Eden offers as a free gift or if you get nervous about bacteria you can disinfect it with a 10% bleach solution. I store mine in a cool, dark place with the rest of my toys.
    • Easy to store
    • Hard to clean


This toy came in clear, plastic dome. It was held in place by a plastic cup on the bottom and the entire toy is displayed nicely. It has no naked pictures or anything on it, but I wouldn't call it discrete. It is pretty informative and contains a description of what your crystal is supposed to affect and how.

This is what I store it in, but it takes up more room than your toy does so it's a bit impractical. It would be a nice gift to wrap and give to a friend, especially if they had owned sex toys before.
    • Very informative
    • Would make a nice gift


Personally I wish that this toy had a bit more variety in the settings so that I could work up from a low buzz to a higher intensity. I really do like the size and shape, especially the blue crystal. It is a very classy toy and while it wouldn't be my number one suggestion for a first toy, I wouldn't discourage it.

What really drew me into this toy is all of the color options. I had to get my boyfriend to help me pick a color combination because they are all so wonderful! I eventually decided on the 'blue topaz.' the crystal is a light, pretty aqua and the body of the toy is a matte navy. It's one of the prettiest toys that I own!

I'm giving this one a solid four stars.
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