Disappointed Diver

This toy greatly disappointed me, mostly because I felt the toy-makers were trying too hard to get SOME kind of stimulation for everyone. However, it ended up just being way, way, WAY too much at once.

That being said, I think this would work a lot better if you could turn off the rotating function and just have the vibrations. A lot more people are used to JUST that, so that would be an easy fix.

Either way, I was one disappointed diver.
Published:
Pros
-Made of Silicone
-Very smooth
-Easy to clean
Cons
-Too much going on at once
-Clitoral part doesn't hit the clitoris right
Rating by reviewer:
1
useful review
I ended up with very disappointing results from the Silly Diver. I had high hopes for it, as the Silly Rabbit did not do anything for me because of the sharp curve (meant to stimulate your g-spot). Since this one has a ribbed texture in the shape of a penile shaft, I figured I'd give it a go.

This toy is made from silicone. I did really like that feature as it is easy to clean and I know it is a safe material. It also feels really smooth when inserted. That being said, do not use silicone lube with this toy as it can damage the material. Use water-based lube; Edenfantasys has a great selection. The toy does not smell like anything and the material is very smooth for the most part (aside from the ribbed area on the toy). It is latex-free and phthalates-free as well as non-porous and is overall a very safe toy if used correctly. It is also very easy to clean; usually a warm wash cloth or rag with some anti-bacterial wipes or toy cleaner will do the trick.

As mentioned, the Silly Diver has a ribbed texture on the shaft portion. It also has a smooth area where beads rotate on the inside while it is turned on. The head of the toy also rotates at different speeds depending on what the user prefers.

The (7) different functions are as follows:
1) Low vibrations & rotation of beads and shaft (constant speed)
2) Medium vibrations & rotation of beads and shaft (constant speed)
3) Highest vibrations & rotation of beads and shaft (constant speed)
4) Pulsating setting - light to medium vibrations and rotation of beads and shaft
5) Pulsating, escalation of vibrations and rotation of beads and shaft
6) More intense pulsating (not really that strong in my opinion)
7) aaaand even MORE intense pulsating (still not STRONG) though
Experience
This toy did not work for me at all. The clitoral part of the toy was too low and it couldn't reach my clitoris. I found the rotation to be the worst feature of all for the toy in combination with the beads AND the ribbed texture of the head. It was just too much at once. I couldn't focus on what I REALLY wanted (just clitoral and/or g-spot stimulation) and so I ended up just getting fed up and started using another toy. Since the head was ribbed, it was also kind of painful when it was rotating because it hit my g-spot in a weird way.

One thing I must mention though is that this toy would probably work for a lot of OTHER people. I have a "clitoris of steel" and I need a toy that will stimulate it directly. Since this toy couldn't reach it for me, it just didn't work.

Anyone who is very familiar with g-spot stimulation and finds it easier to stimulate will probably enjoy this toy a lot since it has a lot of vibration that is focused on that area.
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  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Foreplay
    • Masturbation
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Campus/roommate living
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Quiet
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot
    • Nipples
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  • Contributor: married with children
    thanks for sharing.
  • Contributor: PassionCpl
    Thanks for this. Sorry this didn't work out for you
  • Contributor: PropertyOfPotter
    Thanks for the review! I've been considering this one, but now I'm not so sure.
  • Contributor: MrsandMrbunnysoffun
    Thank you for taking the time to share with us
  • Contributor: SecretKinksters
    Thanks for the review
  • Contributor: Sweet-n-sensual
    Thank you!
  • Contributor: chicmichiw
    Great input, thanks
  • Contributor: purpledesert
    Fab review, thanks!
  • Contributor: senpai
    Thank you for your input.
  • Contributor: .kaycat
    Very helpful review!
  • Contributor: Aishiteru
    In other reviews with videos the rotation and vibration can be used separately.
  • Contributor: Bignuf
    Thanks for a great, helpful review.
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