The Silly Diver, made by the Cal Exotics company, is completely legit. It says 5 vrooms on the product page and it means it, completely. This thing... my clitoris is literally begging me to use this product and not use this product. I know that doesn't make sense, but it does if you try this rabbit styled experiment in extreme levels of pleasure.

The best use for the vibrator is by one that has a clitoris of steel. If you do not, do not attempt this at home. It is crazy amazing and crazy intense, all at the same time. I literally had to turn down the settings, and even those were very intense. I am saying all of this not to scare you, but to excite you. I have never been much of a rabbit vibrator fan, but damn - this vibrator has changed my mind. It is completely intense and completely insane with the amount of power this thing has over my genitals and clitoral area.

Honestly, you need a clitoris of steel. You just need one. I don't have one, and it made my clitoris so insanely sensitive, I felt like I wouldn't have a clitoris at the end of this experiment. I know I've been only talking about the dolphin attachment for the clitoris, but that is the best thing about this toy. The actual vibrating inserting part is very strong as well, and will leave you breathless. I literally had to stop and start again a few times, because I became extremely lightheaded from the extreme intense pleasure and power of this product.

Let me tell you about the insane Silly Diver. It has ribbed insertion edges that feel divine, it has metal balls that make me want to scream out of pleasure, and it has such intense power that I may just have to put a pillow over my face so my neighbors don't think that I'm committing murder or being killed.

As for the rabbit/dolphin style vibrator, there is absolutely no smell or taste. It is made out of silicone, and you can completely sanitize this product. It is non-porous, and that makes me feel even better about this magnificent silicone piece of pleasurable art. The feel is extremely velvety. I absolutely love how it feels in my hands and feels being inserted. It feels like... a cloud of pleasure is going to enter me, and I just want it all. While holding this product, you will feel the plastic chamber for the batteries and such. I do wish this was made out of the lovely silicone that the rest of the Silly Diver was made out of, but we can't always have perfection. It is as perfect as it is going to get, and I'm not even complaining. I do wish it was a little longer, but then the dolphin clitoral attachment wouldn't fit everyone's anatomy. While we are on the subject, this rabbit fits my anatomy perfectly. It lines up with my clitoris just perfect and is pin-pointed to the point where I need to ease off of it for a little bit to not kill my clitoris with endless amounts of pleasure.

I believe that the added texture of the ribbed insertion place is definitely for beginners and beyond. I highly believe that this dolphin vibrator is going to change a lot of ladies' ideas about rabbit vibrators. In my experience, I have never liked them. This toy has become one of my top 5 favorite toys. That just doesn't happen. I am extremely particular about my toys, especially rabbit toys.

The design is the typical design of any rabbit styled vibrator. Instead of a rabbit, it has a dolphin. It is completely adorable, and I really love the dolphin instead of the rabbit. The color is this delectable color of lavender that really makes me love it even more. The silver balls make this product even more attractive to me, because it just sparkles in silver.

I really love the size. The picture on the display page doesn't give this toy justice. It is actually quite big and long. The diameter is thick but doesn't feel enormous, which is a very nice feeling. The shaft is long enough to hit ALL the right places. If you maneuver this vibrator in just the right position you can reach your g-spot, even though this rabbit vibrator isn't made for g-spot stimulation. It is flexible but not breakable. It has all the best qualities and so much more.

I think that the size and shape is great for beginners and beyond. It is perfect for my anatomy, and I hope it is perfect for yours, too.

This toy really can't be hidden very well. It looks like a vibrator; people are going to know that it is a vibrator. It makes for a lovely sex store display, but not a bedroom where people can walk in and out of and wonder... "Hmm...sex toy, eh?". I personally store this in a nice baggie in my toy box to keep this toy very discreet and also safe. I would hate for this rabbit styled vibrator to get hurt in any way, I wouldn't want to hurt my toys like that. Take care of this one, ladies. You'll want it around for quite some time.

Now that I have covered a lot of the toy already, we are going to start talking about the freaking power of this baby. This rabbit styled vibrator is no joke. It has extreme power and gives endless pleasure. It is completely telling the truth, and I know some of you might not believe me. I tell the complete truth and you'll completely be satisfied by this product.

It has 7 functions. This vibrator does everything and more. It escalates, it pulsates, it rotates, and it vibrates. It brings you to the brink of pleasure, and gives it to you in a way that you will scream out of mercy. You'll want more and more. Believe me on this one ladies: you won't regret it. This is coming from a girl who doesn't even like rabbit styled vibrators.

It lights up and it is waterproof as well. What more could you want out of a toy?

- The first setting is mainly a straight forward vibration that is on the lowest setting. Even this setting is quite an experience.
- The second setting is another constant vibration setting that is medium. It feels like high, but you aren't there yet.
- The third setting is the highest setting, which makes my clitoris tingle. It is also constant.
- The fourth setting is a pulsating setting. It is like "!..!..!..!..!..!" and it is a medium setting.
- The fifth setting does all three things. It pulsates, it escalates, and it vibrates to your utmost pleasure.
- The sixth setting is a lot of pulsating. "!...!..!...!..!.!.!.!.!..!..!..!..!..!"
- The seventh setting even more pulsating in a very high volume of power. Think of a heartbeat. Think how many times it beats and how quickly. Now think about that inside your vagina and on your clitoris.

I'm more of a lover of straight, constant vibrations, and the medium does it for me in a few minutes. The highest setting of constant vibrations is so intense that it almost hurts. I would highly suggest that you start on the lowest setting and work your way up. Each and every time. The highest setting is just too much to start out with, and you won't know what to think. Is this pain or pleasure? Who knows!

This vibrating masterpiece isn't very loud. You cannot hear it behind a closed door. You can barely hear it under a blanket. I would honestly think that you are the ultimate sound that is coming from this vibrator. The vibrator is pretty quiet, but you won't be. You'll be a screaming hot mess of goo when you are done, and breathing so heavily that someone might think you are having an asthma attack.

I really love how this product is made of silicone. It is one of my favorite types of materials for my toys. It is very easy to clean. It is completely non-porous, so that always helps everything. To clean silicone, you may get a warm wash rag with mild soap and wipe it down. Personally, I just wipe it down with some antibacterial wipes and dry it completely to make sure that it is always in tip top condition.

The plastic handle and function area is just the same: wipe it down with an antibacterial wipe and you are good to go.

I know that this product is mostly waterproof. I am almost scared to completely submerge it because of the battery case. I have examined how tightly the case is on, and how it seals shut. The product page says that it is waterproof, but I think that this product is more splash proof. I have taken this into the bath and shower, but never submerged the battery compartment.

The acceptable lubrication that you can use for this product is... your own juices and water-based lubricant ONLY. You must never use silicone based lubricant on a silicone based toy. It will damage your new lover and you don't want that. Keep this toy in good condition.

The packaging is not discreet at all. It shows the dolphin vibrator in clear view, and in big letters tells you all about it. The packaging is actually very informative, in my opinion. It tells you how to actually use the product, even though the buttons are very self-explanatory. People can definitely store this product in the original casing, I just always store it in its own individual plastic baggie and put it in my toy box for further safety.

The last thing that I want to tell you about this specific product is that it is for beginners and above. If you like pleasure, you'll like this item. It is quite intense in the pleasure department, but who doesn't like pleasure to the extreme?

The first time I used this product, I was a little intimidated. It looked big, and I knew it had a reputation of being powerful. Me being a non-rabbit styled lover, I didn't know what to expect from this. I immediately looked at the box and instructions and grabbed my batteries to power up this beast. I put the batteries in and just played around with the controls a bit. I always love doing that before I actually insert the toy. I found that it does have quite a punch of power and my greedy mind decided that it was time to experiment...

...and experiment I did! I used the controls in all sorts of ways. I really liked how I could control the beads and the "butterfly"/stingray attachment in the power and way I wanted. It bought me great pleasure knowing that this toy was working for me.

In the end, we all know I had a great time. More people should experience this type of pleasure from a toy, especially one that is approved of so highly.