Silly diver - rabbit vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by TheDP

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Quite the little swimmer

This is a solid, well constructed rabbit type vibe with metal pearls that feels like it'll last through the apocalypse. It's loud, powerful, long and girthy. If you love power and like a large, deep insertable section then this is definitely your toy. If you've got a shallow vagina or can't stand cervix stuff or you like subtlety in your vibrations, look elsewhere.
Powerful, controllable, great materials
Powerful, too long and too girthy.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
So this one is really powerful. Really powerful. Powerful enough that the wife won't let me use it on her. But let me back up.

We're new to the rabbit type vibes, but this one was popular and the wife likes a powerful vibe so we went ahead and gave it a shot. It's bigger then I thought it was, both in length and girth. It's covered (at least the insertable part) in velvety silicone. It's soft and feels nice. The tip is lightly textured and while not exactly soft, it at least has a little give to it.

It's a big guy

The entire thing is built like a tank. I expect that it'll last forever. The pearls are metal and the whole mechanism feels sturdy and serious. This feels more like a tool then a toy. The control end (where you select intensity of vibration, vibration pattern and direction and speed of rotation.) is made of slick hard plastic and has pressure sensitive buttons that are easy to find blind, fairly difficult to hit accidently and feel like they'll last for a while. You can turn on vibration or rotation or both. The rotation has three speeds, and they seem to be a good range. The "rabbit" section (dolphin in this case) is a chunky bullet that ends in a very fine single tip (the dolphin's nose) the vibrations are deep, rumbly and very powerful. Even on low it's pretty intense and on high it's just a LOT. I think it's made more intense by the fine tip that feels like it concentrates all the vibrations right to that tiny end that might or might not connect directly with your clit. It's powered by three AA batteries in a nice, well labeled carrier. Very easy to change standard batteries! Who knew it was possible?

On that note, lets talk geometry. In the case of my wife this is just not quite sized correctly. The girth is a bit much (but not terribly excessive) but the length is definitely too much. If the dolphin is working on the clit then the tip is hammering her cervix, which she doesn't like. Perhaps she's built shallow, I know she's less into cervix stuff then some ladies, but it's just how it is. A 3/4 scale model of this thing would work better. It's also a little TOO intense. She has to very carefully sneak it up on her clit and thus, she hasn't let me use it on her yet. We'll see if that continues. The last sensation involved is the pearls. She really likes them. They make for a nice counterpoint to the vibration. All in all, she said that it got her there but it wasn't the most incredible thing ever. Kind of a shrug. It's a shame everyone has to be so different. Makes buying these things a definite hit or miss proposition.
Works great in the shower. It's too loud for privacy if you're living with roommates, but if you're a power queen with a deep vagina (or a love of cervix stim) you're going to love this thing.
Follow-up commentary
The wife definitely uses this solo sometimes. Gets it over with quick. Not necessarily the best orgasm in the world, but gets the job done. I still haven't tried using it on her. It's a little too intense and large to not feel a little afraid that it'd be too much. Someday I'll get inspired and she'll be super turned on and we'll give it a go. Could be fun.
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My Silly diver tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Bath / shower
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Power
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot
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