Fun up until it died

This is a cute little remote bullet that was recently offered free with a purchase. Of course, I added it to my order. Who doesn't love free stuff? The possibilities for a wireless bullet are intiguing. Possibly we could use it to tease from across the room. It could be used on the clit or in the vagina. Eggs are sometimes useful to use during intercourse. My husband also likes to use vibrators on himself during oral or handjobs. We were both excited to try this out.

This particular egg runs on 10 LR44 batteries. They were included which was very nice.

After setting it up, this is what we discovered. You have to be pretty close to use the remote function. It wouldn't work from across the room. The vibrations were a bit too buzzy for me to enjoy. I have eggs and bullets that feel much better to me. However, my husband absolutely loved it on him. We have half a dozen bullets that he likes, but he loved this one. He used it on his balls, shaft, and outside of anus during solo, a handjob from me, and oral. I was prepared to write a very positive review BUT it quit working after 8 days. Frankly, it was a very fun week for my husband. He used it on 6 of the days and was completely satisfied. But dying after a week is very disappointing.

This is made from plastic which rates an 8/10 on Eden's safety scale. It felt velvety and smooth. There was not any noticable smell. The bullet was easy to hold. It didn't slip easy. Both the bullet and the remote have a pink wire attached. The wires had some metal clamped to them. The metal is scratchy, but I think it could be removed fairly easily.

The toy is tiny, pink, and adorably cute. Now, my husband would have prefered it to be red or blue or something a little less...cute. However, he overlooked it since it gave him so much pleasure. The remote is tiny, about 3 inches by 1 inch. It is easily held in the palm of my hand. The sides curve in slightly making it very ergonomic. It has a white silhouette of a woman on the front. It's a very tasteful picture.

The egg is fairly small at about 2 inches long and 4.5 in circumfence. It has a seam running across the middle. This is where it unscrews revealing the battery compartment. The box claimed it is waterproof. We never tested it since we had it for such a short time.

This is a 10 function vibrator. Some of them were hard to distinguish. But basically it started at a low intensity and went up from there. I think they were all steady vibrations, but it has died and I can't retest it. It was rather buzzy. I'm not fond of buzzy so didn't enjoy it. It has two buttons on the top. One of them is the on/off switch. The other is the function button. There are 10 settings. You just push the button to change the setting. While it still worked, the buttons were easy to use. It is very nice to have a separate on/off button. That means it can be turned off very quickly. Some vibes have to be cycled back through all the settings to turn off. That can be annoying when you need to turn it off quickly.

It is fairly quiet. It can be heard in the room, but not through a closed door.

While it worked, this was an easy to use bullet. Of course it had an untimely death so the easy funtionality is worth squat now.

This can be washed with soap and water or cleaned with toy cleaner. We used toy wipes to clean it. Being small, it doesn't take up too much space. It can be easily stored in a drawer or wherever you put your sex toys. It's not discrete. It's very obviously a sex toy so probably shouldn't be left lying out in plain sight.

Like I said earlier, I wanted to write a positive review on this. My husband really enjoyed it even though it wasn't so great for me. I don't expect an inexpensive vibe to last forever, but I do expect it to last more than a week. I'm not too bummed because #1 it was free and #2 now I have a better idea of what works for my husband. Hopefully I can find him something he likes equally as well, but that lasts for a long time.