Remote control egg - egg vibrator by Shaki Toys - review by CaptainBunnyKilla

This remote egg vibe comes in amusing packaging, covered in phrases that indicate that whoever designed the box was not a native speaker of English: “Enjoy Your Happy Life Everyday!” and “Never restrict by the wire!” Once you open the box, you find the egg and its remote controller nestled inside white plastic. Both the egg and the controller are made of very smooth pink plastic, with translucent pink plastic cords. Each cord has metal clamps on each end (the one for the egg was too close to the egg on my unit and actually scratched me when it was inserted, so you may want to remove these metal pieces).

The egg itself has very noticeable seams (where you twist the unit open to insert the batteries). Both the egg and the controller take super weird sized batteries: four LR44 watch batteries in controller and two LR1 batteries in the egg. Fortunately, these are included with the toy. The controller is very small and has two buttons: one labeled “on/off” and another somewhat confusingly labeled “10”. This button cycles through the 10 vibration settings (both constant and pulsing). The vibrations themselves are kind of loud, but I couldn't hear them when the egg was inserted. The egg is a pretty comfortable size (I could feel it was there but it didn't make me feel uncomfortably full). The range on the controller is good but not great: it doesn't work through walls, but does work across a medium-sized room (caveat: I don't have a partner, so more extensive testing of the range could be done).

Both the egg and the controller are made of plastic, so neither can be sterilized. If you're sharing the egg, make sure to put it in a condom before insertion (and you most likely want to do that even if you're not sharing, since the packaging gives you the excellent advice to “never restrict by the wire!”). Cleanup of the egg can be done with soap and water or toy cleaner/wipes. Be sure to take the batteries out when not in use (I accidentally left mine in for a week or so: fortunately the toy didn't die, but the batteries ran down).