My Vibrator is a Slippery Lint Collecting Machine!

The We-Vibe III is the third iteration of a revolutionary couples vibrator from We-Vibe. When they released the first We-Vibe it was the first of its kind, the C-shaped vibrator is designed so that one arm can be inserted vaginally while the other end rests on the clitoris. The inserted arm is then thin enough that it can comfortably be worn during intercourse, providing vibrating stimulation to both the female bodied partner's G-Spot and the penis of the partner doing the penetrating. The major difference between the We-Vibe III and it's younger siblings is the charge dock/carry case that comes with it and the option to control it with remote control, it also boasts 40% more power.

When I picked up this toy I was concerned about how it would fit with my body (which can sometimes be too tight for him on it's own) for it's intended use but I choose to pick it up anyway because I had some other uses I had dreamed up for this toy. First, I thought this would be a unique way to begin with double penetration (again keeping my smaller frame in mind). I had hopes that this would help to provide hands free g-spot and clitoral stimulation during anal sex. I was also very intrigued by the wireless remote control and hoped this would help me fulfill my fantasies of wearing a vibrator in public while my fiance controlled it, but more on that later.

It is also waterproof which is great for play in the shower or bath and it also comes in a very discrete charging base which makes it travel friendly.

The We-Vibe III is made out of high quality silicone which is non-porous, phthalate-free and totally body safe. The remote is a hard plastic with a thin silicone strip around the button. The texture of the silicone that covers the We-Vibe III is not my favorite, they use a very shiny, sticky silicone with a lot of drag as opposed to the velvety silicone I have seen on some other toys. This toy collects lint like nothing I have ever seen! It is definitely necessary to rinse it down before use, I keep it enclosed in it's plastic case inside a drawer and somehow every time I pull it out it still manages to have more cat hair on it than my cat! The silicone is entirely smooth except for some raised bumps along the clitoral stimulator and the g-spot stimulator. These bumps aren't particularly noticeable in use but if you are texture sensitive you will probably feel it.

The We-Vibe III is approximately the size of the palm of my hand. While the measurements on most dual stimulation toys are very important, the shape of this particular toy makes it a bit less so. Since the clitoral stimulator is so broad you don't have to worry about it lining up perfectly as no matter where it rests it should still be hitting your clitoris.

One interesting point that I'm going to put in here that I don't always talk about in my reviews is the weight. Unfortunately I don't have a scale that will measure weights this small so I can't give you an exact measurement but it doesn't feel heavy in the palm of my hand, however it does feel heavy when in use, at least too heavy to sit properly. I'll touch on this more in the performance section.

The We-Vibe III brags 40% more power than its younger brother the We-Vibe II. While I have not tried the We-Vibe II I can certainly see why they wanted to amp up the power. It is somewhat powerful, a low 4/5 vrooms, which is a good level for me in conjunction with other stimulation but it's just not quite enough on it's own. If it was any less powerful I would be pretty unhappy. What I do like is that the vibrations are very rumbly and not buzzy at all. Rumbly vibrations penetrate deep into the flesh, while buzzy vibrations simply vibrate the surface. Rumbly vibrations may not feel as powerful as buzzy vibrations but buzzy vibrations can sometimes temporarily numb the area or make the skin feel itchy.

Another nice thing about this vibe is that it has two motors, one in each arm, which many other couples vibes do not feature. The motors move at the same speed but it might be interesting to allow them to be controlled separately in a future We-Vibe, maybe allow them to pulse at different speeds for some unique sensations. The motors feature six different vibration modes.

1. Steady Vibration at a Moderate Speed
2. Steady Vibration at a Higher Speed
3. 9 Revs then a 9 Quick Pulses
4. Slowly Escalating
5. Quick Pulsing
6. Cha Cha Cha

After cycling through all of the functions it will go to off, then cycle back to the beginning. If you want to turn it off at any time push and hold the remote for three seconds. The vibrations are pretty quiet and probably could not be heard through a blanket and certainly not through a door; however on high it was just loud enough that I wouldn't be comfortable wearing it out in a public place unless it was a loud bar or club.

There are two different options when controlling the We-Vibe III. To turn it on you begin by pushing the small button on the tip of the clitoral arm. It is a bit difficult to see as it is concealed beneath the silicone, and even harder to push with lube on your hands.



This is why I really like that it came with a wireless remote for the We-Vibe III. Once you turn it on with the button on the toy itself you can then use the remote to cycle through the functions and turn it off. I really prefer the remote to the button on the toy itself because it is almost impossible to push the button on the toy while it's not in use, let alone while it is in you. Not only is the silicone very slippery but the button is small and hard to press.



One of the great thing about We-Vibe, and many other luxury lines, is that it is rechargeable. It rests in a small, covered, plastic case that is very discrete. The case is great for storage, and when it is closed the lid stays in place so it could easily be thrown into a large bag or something. The charger then plugs into the back of the case to charge it, the unit comes with a standard United States charger.

The We-Vibe III is made out of high quality silicone which is non-porous, phthalate-free and totally body safe. It is easy to care for and can be wiped down with warm soap and water before and after use for everyday care and if you plan on sharing with a partner it can be sanitized with a 10% bleach solution. It should be stored in a way such that it cannot make contact with other silicone products because they can sometimes damage one another. I recommend storing in the charge dock they include which doubles as a carrying case but you can also use a small pouch if you prefer. I would also highly advise against using any silicone lubes with this product. Silicone lubes have chemicals in them to keep the silicone in a liquid state and you do not want the silicone on your new We-Vibe III becoming it's liquid state! If you absolutely must use your favorite silicone lube I would recommend spot testing somewhere unobtrusive (such as along the bend).

The remote is made of a hard plastic with a thin silicone strip surrounding it. It typically wont come in contact with many bodily fluids but it will probably get some lube on it. I just wiped it down with a damp paper towel as I'm not entirely sure that this is waterproof, I would at least avoid submerging it.

The We-Vibe III comes packaged in a simple round cardboard container. It is purple and white with the name and image of the product on the front. It is not discrete but it is very tasteful and would be fine for giving as a gift (if you could figure out how to wrap it!). Included in the box is the We-Vibe III itself, the wireless remote, the charge dock/carry case, the AC adapter, and the instruction manual.

I had a few different uses in mind when I first got the We-Vibe III as I listed above, so I'll touch on each of these and how it lived up to my expectations.

First, I had hoped to be able to use it hands-free, unfortunately this was not the case. Once lubed up and inserted the We-Vibe begins to slide back out of my body, if I am standing it will fall out entirely but if I am sitting/laying it will only fall part of the way. I'm going to assume that this is because of how slippery it is when it is lubed up, it has absolutely no drag. It could also be due to the fact that the toy's natural shape is to have the arms very close together , so when I stretch them to almost 90 degrees to insert it and it will begin to slip out so as to return to it's natural shape. Unfortunately this means I need to hold it in place with my hand.

Naturally since it is not hands free I can't exactly use it in public like I had hoped. I noticed that if I wear a tighter pair of panties it helps to hold it in place enough to wear it around the house but I wouldn't leave with it. On the noise level I would say it would certainly be able to be worn in a club or bar, it may even be okay in a restaurant one night, but that would be pushing it, especially on high speeds. The remote also isn't great for long range or through clothing so I'm probably going to stick to using it in the bedroom.

Finally, I wanted to use it inserted vaginally while my fiance penetrated me anally and while I could not use it hands free this was still FANTASTIC! The result of the stimulation on my clitoris, g-spot and the feel of him thrusting inside me brought about one of the strongest orgasms I have ever had, definitely a new favorite! My fiance even said that he could feel the vibrations while he was in me, so if your partner is a fan of vibrations this would be a great option. On it's own the strength of the vibrations are not enough for me but add him to the equation and it is a match made in heaven.

You're probably wondering how it works for it's intended use, well to be honest, I haven't gotten a chance to try it this way. I honestly worry that there won't be enough room so I was not in a huge rush. I was all ready to try it today but we were rudely interrupted so I decided that instead of continuing to put this off I would post it as is and augment it later with more information in my follow up.