Sweet Dreams Are Made of This!

The sandman brought a dream indeed! The Dream Massager G is a vibrator designed with your G-spot in mind. If you're not feeling up to G-spot stimulation, the tip of this toy is great for pointed, focused clitoral stimulation. With a decent strength a lower volume, this toy is fairly discreet. Being waterproof, it's great for those who only manage to get privacy in the shower. The simple controls make it easy to use and a pleasure to play with. However, the Dream Massager G is a bit thick, so it might be a little much for beginners looking for a first toy or those getting used to vaginal penetration. This could make a great second or third toy for those beginning their adventures with sex toys. Since it is a great value, more advanced users will find this toy a nice addition to their collection.

The Dream Massager G is not designed for anal play and lacks a flared base designed for safety. It can be used on any erogenous zones for teasing and foreplay. The tip also works wonders on the nipples, near the spine, and even produces a tingly sensation when gliding along the forearm. The design allows for firm G-spot stimulation. The Dream Massager G can also be used with clitoral toys easily enough.

The Dream Massager G is made of plastic. Plastic has a safety rating of 8: it's pretty high up there, and considering its designed use, this is a good rating compared to other materials such as Jelly and TPR. The entire outside of this toy is plastic and clean in design.

The texture of the Dream Massager G is wavy. It definitely can be felt during insertion. Here's a picture of the general shape of the toy. It looks like an hourglass shaped wave (if that makes sense. Think of the hourglass shape of a woman. Now stack two of them and add a G-spot tip. Hope that helps. Hell, here's the picture :)



The texture might be too much for a beginner or those who aren't interested in texture. Other than this shape, the material of the Dream Massager G is smooth. If you add a little lubricant it can glide well. This toy is firm and unyielding, it will stay where you direct it. This makes it great for those who need constant, firm pressure on their G-spot to achieve orgasm.

There is no overt odor or taste to this toy.

The design of the Dream Massager G is pretty simple and clean: it is a basic G-spot stimulator but the wavy shape adds some flair to the design. You can grip the Dream Massager G while thrusting, which can add more stimulation when using the toy. The changes in width and circumference keep the sensation new as opposed to if the toy were one uniform width. It its widest point, the Dream Massager G is 5.5 inches around. As I said, this toy has some girth to it and may be too much for those new to toys or have no desire to use a toy that thick. The insertable length is about 5 inches, which (if you can handle the girth) can please a variety of G-spots: shallow or deep. Again, this size is not for beginners on average.

Here's a picture of the Dream Massager G compared to a pencil to get a sense of its overall size.



Compared to other toys, I would say this toy is average in terms of hiding it and discretion. It's not tiny, but it isn't huge and have a cord or other bits attached to it. You can fir the Dream Massager G in a hygiene bag or knapsack during travel. I would recommend removing the batteries before travel since its possible for the turn dial to turn on (embarrassing if it did, but it would be a great story to laugh at after the initial humiliation). In terms of noise, the Dream Massager G is discreet with a high volume of about 2 Bees. If you throw a blanket over you can hardly hear the vibrations.

The Dream Massager G has a turn dial at the base of the toy. It has indents on the sides that allow you to have a better grip when using the toy. A little twist turns it on and has a vibration setting of 1 Vroom at its lowest setting. If you crank the dial all the way, this toy clocks in at about 4 Vrooms. I would say it's on the lower end of 4 Vrooms, but it is an injustice to assign the Dream Massager G a solid 3 Vrooms. Here's a picture of the base of the toy and turn dial.



The Dream Massager G takes 2 AA batteries (which is the bulk weight of the toy). There is the staple rubber/plastic ring that is on the base of the toy that screws tightly. This allows for a watertight seal so the Dream Massager G can be used in the shower. The seal appears pretty tight, but I still wouldn't submerge this toy (you can always submerge the top end and keep the base above water).

The Dream Massager G is discreet, it won't be heard from beyond a closed door.

Care for the Dream Massager G is easy. You can use wet wipes, alcohol wipes or old fashioned soap and water. Wet wipes are great to use for cleanings in between more thorough cleaning. Being plastic, the Dream Massager G is primarily non-porous so bacteria and other nasties will not make nest in your toy. When it is dry, it is best to store the Dream Massager G without batteries. It can be placed in any general toy storage until its next use. I have not experienced any significant lint or debris use on the Dream Massager G. There are no seams where debris will really collect other than the base.

Both silicone and water based lubricant can be used on the Dream Massager G.

The Dream Massager G came in clear plastic packaging with the name of the toy simply printed on it. It's the typical package of most toys made for Eden. Here it is.



There is an instruction insert that comes with this toy that gives basic care and use instructions.

I wish the Dream Massager G wasn't as girthy. If it was just an inch less or so smaller in circumference, I think it would appeal to more groups of women. A smaller size would also be more user friendly to more vaginas, but I suppose everyone has different preferences. Either way, this toy still has its qualities and could do something for everyone (I think).

I personally love the Dream Massager G as a clitoral vibrator. The G-spot tip is great for pointed, directed stimulation. The vibrations at its highest setting allow me to achieve a slow, leisurely orgasm. I think that the highest setting should work for a large amount of clitorises. Those who have "clits o' steel" will not probably be able to use the Dream Massager G as a successful clitoral vibe. It would still make a great teaser.