Clone-a-willy glow in the dark kit - molding kit discontinued by Empire Labs - review by tffnyandrs

To be honest I am not sure where to start when reviewing this product. I guess I'll start with my decision to purchase this foolish thing. I wasn't pleased with the reviews, and the price of the item was a whopping $45. I just had to have it. I also had to have it in the glow in the dark version! My product shipped very quickly and, as always, hit my door step in a discreet box. The packaging itself was interesting. It is a tube, just like pictured, that literally has everything you need in it but the water. Also if it had come with a little more patience that would have been nice! We were very excited to start our 'experiment,' as we jokingly called it! The joke eventually was on us, as you will soon find out!

We took apart the tube and laid out all items included. The instructions are actually printed on the back side of the label that is inside the tube. The label is not glued in and pulls out easily. The tube itself is the molding tube you will insert your lab rat's penis into. The kit literally included everything we needed: thermometer (to use to heat the water to the correct degree), liquid rubber, powder skin tone color, powder glow substance (not sure what to call this), a stir stick, great instructions, vibrator, and tube. You do need something to mix your solution in. This needs to be something you can throw away in the event you have leftover materials. You also need a stopwatch on hand to time the experiments progress.

The instructions instruct you to read through them carefully before attempting to make your replica. I suggest you read through several times and organize accordingly. Have the powder open and ready to pour. Make sure the lid to the rubber is not too tight. Have your stopwatch set to the 2 minutes you have. That is all the time you have to mix and get the tube onto your penis. Get everything as close to ready as you possibly can, as you have such a short amount of time and no room for mistake. The water has to be heated to an exact 98 degrees to ensure that you have the whole two minutes to mix together all materials and get it onto your penis before it sets up. You have to ensure your partner stays hard throughout this process, so they suggest a cock ring just in case. We didn't do this and we had plenty of time to finish before Elvis left the building.

Now our personal story is this: We got everything ready and decided to proceed in the shower so we didn't have to worry about a mess. Mistake number one is he didn't shave to prepare for this. The guy pictured in the instructions is shaved. This should have been suggested in the instructions! The tube has to be cut to size and taped around the edges to not dig into your skin. We cut it to size but should have left a little room to spare. His penis hit the tip of the tube and he had to pull back some. We filled the tube up with our mixture as instructed and put it on. It gooped out and down his front and legs. WHERE IT HARDENED!! It matted into his hair around his pelvic region, and we had to shave it off. As well as on one thigh! The substance that hit the floor also had to be scraped up.

Overall we had this replica that has a not so great vibe in it. It does glow and is an exact copy. If we had this to do over, we most definitely would not have spent the money for this item. This was a lot of work and was not so fun doing. Funny, but not fun! I gave this product two stars based on our experience and the quality of the vibrator included in the product! If you decide to purchase this, please read the reviews carefully, as well as the included instructions! Good luck!

If you get this product, tell your man to shave! Take it from us! Put down a drop clothe as well! Follow all instructions very, very carefully! Have fun and remember this is not a serious product, but more of a gag quality!