Clone-a-willy glow in the dark kit - molding kit by Empire Labs - review by tffnyandrs

Clone a nightmare!

This is like a science experiment from hell! I'm just glad I wasn't being graded! Also having a willing lab rat was nice, but he didn't appreciate his ensuing genital haircut due to the mess that was created!
funny, interesting
no room for error
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
To be honest I am not sure where to start when reviewing this product. I guess I'll start with my decision to purchase this foolish thing. I wasn't pleased with the reviews, and the price of the item was a whopping $45. I just had to have it. I also had to have it in the glow in the dark version! My product shipped very quickly and, as always, hit my door step in a discreet box. The packaging itself was interesting. It is a tube, just like pictured, that literally has everything you need in it but the water. Also if it had come with a little more patience that would have been nice! We were very excited to start our 'experiment,' as we jokingly called it! The joke eventually was on us, as you will soon find out!

We took apart the tube and laid out all items included. The instructions are actually printed on the back side of the label that is inside the tube. The label is not glued in and pulls out easily. The tube itself is the molding tube you will insert your lab rat's penis into. The kit literally included everything we needed: thermometer (to use to heat the water to the correct degree), liquid rubber, powder skin tone color, powder glow substance (not sure what to call this), a stir stick, great instructions, vibrator, and tube. You do need something to mix your solution in. This needs to be something you can throw away in the event you have leftover materials. You also need a stopwatch on hand to time the experiments progress.

The instructions instruct you to read through them carefully before attempting to make your replica. I suggest you read through several times and organize accordingly. Have the powder open and ready to pour. Make sure the lid to the rubber is not too tight. Have your stopwatch set to the 2 minutes you have. That is all the time you have to mix and get the tube onto your penis. Get everything as close to ready as you possibly can, as you have such a short amount of time and no room for mistake. The water has to be heated to an exact 98 degrees to ensure that you have the whole two minutes to mix together all materials and get it onto your penis before it sets up. You have to ensure your partner stays hard throughout this process, so they suggest a cock ring just in case. We didn't do this and we had plenty of time to finish before Elvis left the building.

Now our personal story is this: We got everything ready and decided to proceed in the shower so we didn't have to worry about a mess. Mistake number one is he didn't shave to prepare for this. The guy pictured in the instructions is shaved. This should have been suggested in the instructions! The tube has to be cut to size and taped around the edges to not dig into your skin. We cut it to size but should have left a little room to spare. His penis hit the tip of the tube and he had to pull back some. We filled the tube up with our mixture as instructed and put it on. It gooped out and down his front and legs. WHERE IT HARDENED!! It matted into his hair around his pelvic region, and we had to shave it off. As well as on one thigh! The substance that hit the floor also had to be scraped up.

Overall we had this replica that has a not so great vibe in it. It does glow and is an exact copy. If we had this to do over, we most definitely would not have spent the money for this item. This was a lot of work and was not so fun doing. Funny, but not fun! I gave this product two stars based on our experience and the quality of the vibrator included in the product! If you decide to purchase this, please read the reviews carefully, as well as the included instructions! Good luck!
If you get this product, tell your man to shave! Take it from us! Put down a drop clothe as well! Follow all instructions very, very carefully! Have fun and remember this is not a serious product, but more of a gag quality!
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My Clone-a-willy glow in the dark kit tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Gag gift
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Science lab
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Penis
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  • ZenaidaMacroura
    My Clone-a-Willy should be arriving soon. I hope I don't have the bad experience you, and so many others, had! I don't know how my boyfriend will take it when I tell him to shave...
  • married with children
    we tried the reg clone a willy kit. It did not work out as well as you hope when you buy the thing. But it was fun making a clone of my willy. thanks for the review.
  • Destri
    Well, good to know all this! We won't be trying this anytime soon. Thanks!
  • B8trDude
  • The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary
    Well I shave as it is but I still dont think im good with having some sort of molding material down there!
  • K101
    OMG! This is like a freakin' horror story! You poor things! I can't believe it turned out so badly. My mouth dropped open as I read your review. Wow, it sounds like it was far beyond disasterous! You did do an amazing job though and I loved the funny parts like 'elvis leaving the building.' lol that's cute.

    Better luck next time. Too bad about this. I'd be too scared to even try after hearing how bad it was.
  • Seth912
    Great review. Thanks.
  • Forever17
    ya youd probably want to b shaved b 4 doing this thanks great review!
  • jenn16007
  • Tbanda
    Very nice review! Thank you!
  • my name
  • Layenna
    Idk why so many men are scared to shave, I prefer it. I guess i'd also try inserting from above instead of sliding down, after your horror story of the dripping mess!
  • PeachCandy
    My hubby and I cloned his willy and it turned out perfect. It's now my favorite toy. Sorry it didn't work out so well for you guys.
  • mrs.mckrakn
    This was in my WL but deleting now. U made me a little scared . Excellent review
  • Archery
    The findings are interesting, the topic of shaving as you say is very important. Thank you!
  • tortilla
    thanks for the info
  • ginainohio
  • heather-mooney
  • tami
    I really want to try this!
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