Bumpy Ride

This toy is excellent for an intermediate user looking for a good glass anal dildo. This toy is NOT a plug, but offers a lot of fun with it's texturing!
Good size for intermediate users, pretty, good for thrusting
No color?
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
Now, I did mostly get this item, because it was glass. I love glass toys. Glass anal toys? This just ADDS to the pure adoration I have for the item. They're so easy to clean, go in easy, and take to lube with no effort. I picked the purple color, as the picture made it look crazy pretty. Normally I would have grabbed green, but purple is so nice!

First impression: The item, like all glass items from this brand, came in a red velvet bag, and inside the bag, the toy is wrapped in bubble wrap to keep it from breaking in transit. Once unwrapped, I was a little upset to realize that the toy is NOT that vivid purple color from the picture. If you hold it up to a white background, it might be slightly purple. Otherwise: Not so much! I'm almost wondering if I got a weirdly colored one! It looks clear with barely a tint of purple.

The toy is a bunch of balls stacked upon each other. The only flaws I noticed was a couple of flaws near the handle- inevitable, I'd imagine. Most toys I own by this brand has those tiny flaws. They're not ever anything that would ruin the toy, it does prove that they are hand made.

This item does not have any space between the last ball and the handle, and thus cannot be used as a plug. It will not stay in. This, however, is an excellent item for thrusting. Make sure to apply plenty of lube and go for it! With the sensation created by the balls, this toy feels amazing! It is not too long, although not significantly short. This makes for a comfortable toy. The top ball is not tapered at all, and thus insertion is a tad bit tricky. I encourage anyone using this to try something a little smaller before inserting this toy.

This toy is very good for intermediate users. Beginners need to be careful, although it's a good way of moving up in sizes.

I highly recommend this toy- I absolutely adore it, despite my color woes!
Follow-up commentary
This continues to be an excellent anal toy- fantastic for newer as well as experts. It's easy to clean and feels amazing!
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Masturbation
    • Temperature play
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
  • Contributor: Stinkytofu10
    Thank you for the review.
  • Contributor: ImportPerv
    Thanks for sharing.
  • Contributor: Geogeo
    sounds nice thanks
  • Contributor: gwenevieve
    thanks for the review ;3
  • Contributor: Mistress Dragon
    Thank you for the review. What sizes are the balls, how long is the toy? Can you use it hot or cold?
  • Contributor: Falsepast
    Glad you liked this
  • Contributor: BrittaniMaree
    thank you for the review
  • Contributor: Tom Dogface
    Nice review
  • Contributor: JDM Rukus
    Great review
  • Contributor: Lovely Jubblies
    Thanks for the review
  • Contributor: bog
    Thank you, although you may want to consider adding more detail to your next review!
  • Contributor: Leather & Lace
  • Contributor: Bignuf
    Thanks for a good, helpful review.
  • Contributor: Aishiteru
    Nice review, too bad the color wasn't right.
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