Perk - strap-on dildo by Happy Valley - review by The Honeymooners

The perk has been a great dildo for anal play especially when coupled with the vibrations. It is really great for a partner that likes a strap on dildo, whether pegging or just plain thrusting. We have not used this for vaginal penetration, it seems to be really good for use in anal play because it has a nice stiffness. The only safety concern I would have is when using it anally either use a condom or buy a neutral disinfectant wipe. Also, always wash thoroughly after use.

This dildo has next-to-no-smell, which is especially surprising because we have had silicone toys in the past that had a very potent smell. The feel of this dildo is not preferable, because I prefer smooth and slick. The perk has an inherent quality that most all silicone toys have, it collects lint, hair, and has a "catchy" feel. This can be averted by ample amounts of lube. The semi-firm quality gives great pressure to the p-spot, while the vibrations calm the ass. I would say this is for fairly advanced users, but with gentle and slow penetration you can get used to it.

The Perk's design is great. It has an intriguing color that gives visual interest. I enjoy the fact it doesn't look realistic, although some may disagree. As for size, it is more than modest for beginners at 6 inch insertable length and 1 1/2" thickness. I recommend if a beginner was to use this toy they should have already been introduced to other anal play. I think the size is just perfect for the feeling of being dominated by your partner. The shape is sleek with a slightly larger head for added pleasure. The Perk is not very discreet. In other words, it requires a creative mind for finding hiding places.

I think the absolute best part about this toy is the fact it has a hollowed out bottom which allows for the insertion of a small 1 1/2" vibrating bullet. This alone makes it totally worth the price, in pleasure. A toy that can compare pleasure to amount of cash has done its job in my book. The Perk is harness compatible, and with the harness we have it fits perfectly with the 1 1/2 inch ring. The size of the dildo allows it to stay in while your partner goes to town. We had a smaller strap on that was almost impossible to keep on track.

When it comes to vaginal play I would say it would seem to work really well because of the curvature inherent in a real penis. The Silicone allows for intense vibrations from the bullet, so gspot stimulation is optimum. The noise level of the bullet is a slight hum that is barely recognizable. Although, I don't think I would try to use this in a very busy public place.

This toy is fairly easy to take care of because of its material, silicone. This type of material is non-porous, but that does not mean bacteria cannot manifest itself. So, the best way to take care of the Perk is to wash it as soon after use as possible. Normally, I take it to the bathroom and use a mild scent anti-bacterial soap. I scrub it very well under hot water for roughly 2-5 minutes. I suggest drying it with a towel (with a fair warning that lint and hair will collect very easily on this material). Usually if lint does collect, before use make sure to rinse under water. I store the Perk in a small silk, lint-free pouch that has draw strings. This allows for easy storage in a bag or under a pile of clothes without any worry of lint and dust. The best lube to use with silicone is water based lube so that there is no reaction like some oil based or silicone based lubes might create.

The toy was packaged in easy open plastic and came shipped in a discreet box. There were no instructions for use but it is a fairly self-explanatory toy. It's best to get rid of the plastic packaging because of its difficult shape to hide. The box that it was shipped in could be used for storage but I would use a silk bag that allowed for no lint collection.

My girlfriend and I have had amazing times with the Perk. But one time distinguishes itself as the best.


There was tremendous amounts of foreplay that shook both our worlds. We were lying there horny as can be. My girl is in a skirt and tight bra-less shirt that gave amazing accent to her already amazing breasts. She then lubed up her new member and started to breach my ass. She started out slow with moderately hard biting of my nipples, me on my side, twisted, looking back at her with wanting eyes. She then turned on the bullet already inside the hollowed out bottom. I instantly was aroused into frenzy. As she thrusted, there was a faint moan from her that, in turn, made me go wild. So I reached around and started playing with her pussy as she was thrusting even more. The look in our eyes and the way our bodies melded together was pure poetry. As she came closer to the brink I was feeling all too turned on and whispered to her in a sexy voice, "Your turn". We smiled and proceeded to get her member out of the way and on to the end table so I could have my go with her. The room shook, and in the end we came out of it with two big orgasms that rocked our world.