Can't get no satisfaction?

This is really a great toy for those who are looking for a more realistic experience and enjoy large anatomies. I have never used and enjoyed a toy as much or for as long as I have this one. Very well worth the money. I would definitely use something firmer for the inner core such as a thick silicone.
Look, feel, texture, size.
Lack of rigidity
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
The first impression you get when you take it out is the size. It has 9.5 inches of insertable length and it accurately measures 2.5 inches in diameter. It has color to it with a painted head and veins. However, it comes off right away with the first rinse and it's really not important. UR3 is described as a very realistic feeling material mimicking human skin. This is the first toy I have owned made from this material so based on previous experience, I'd have to say that the claim is pretty accurate when you compare the texture and feel against similar dildos made from other materials. This was specially true the first time I touched it. The immediate sensation was that of lightly touching an actual penis and I actually found this pleasantly surprising. This material is also very elastic and resilient but, it must be properly cared for. I have tried different cleaners with no negative effects. The best one I found is the Adult Toy Cleanser by Forplay|Toy cleanser by ForPlay. It is designed to remove all sorts of lubricants, specially silicone. On that note, stay away from greasy or oily lubricants such as petroleum jelly an such. They will harm UR3. You will also find a belows pump in the box filled with a powder. This must be applied over the surface of the toy for storage as it will become tacky to the touch. I strongly recommend avoiding any material which can bleed color when using this item. UR3 is very porous and can stain easily as well as retain bacteria. The use of a condom is also recommended if the toy is to be shared.

The John Holmes UR3|John Holmes UR3 cock has a molded suction cup for hands free play but, when it comes to choosing a place to stick it to you have to take into consideration the size and weight. The best surfaces are those that are totally smooth such as glass, acrylic or lexan/polycarbonate. The shower wall doesn't work very well due to the water and gravity. I recommend using a piece of any of the materials I just mentioned cut just large enough to fit between your legs and not restrict play. Please note that if you chose glass, it should be strong and thick enough to be safe during use.

My first time with it was just absolute delight! I used plenty of lube and I went crazy when it sank into me. The filling sensation I got as it slid further in nearly finished me on the spot but, I was able to ride it long enough to really enjoy all of it's merits. This is definitely not for an anal novice. My only disappointment came from the apparent lack of rigidity specially at the base of the penis. This is not a big issue for vaginal insertion though. Very important to know is the construction of this toy. The outer skin is one piece that is bonded to an inner shape made of the same material. There is an invisible seam underneath the testicles that will separate if play becomes agitated. This is easily repaired using transparent silicone adhesive.
There are many ways to enjoy toy play and it's really up to the imagination of the user. I mentioned using something to support the toy and that it be able to allow the suction cup to work properly. If you can't get a piece of Plexiglas or such similar materials, you can visit your local housewares retailer and purchase a cutting board approximately 14X10 inches. Remember, the surface must be smooth. I use cushions or pillows to prop "john" up to my liking and go to town.
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  • Contributor: Cock Wrangler
    Excellent discussion of the material. One thing- I'd recommend using cornstarch (which you can get at the grocery store) instead of the powder included. That powder is usually talc-based, which is not quite as body-safe.
  • Contributor: Nashville
    What condoms have you found that can fit this? With this type of material I'd always use condoms with it even if it's not being shared, it's just too porous.
  • Contributor: Naughty boy
    I haven't found one long enough to reach the base. I used Trojan XL condoms at first but I found these which are longer but a little tight.
    I didn't see them here so I purchased them from this retailer because they weren't available locally either. They are just a bit longer than 8" but they'll do the job.
  • Contributor: gandolfi

    can you precisely measure the circunference at the head and middle of the holmes please ?
    is it very smooth with a soft head in order to don't hurt vagina when go back ?

    than you
  • Contributor: Wrangler69
    Have to add that I give 5 ***** not 1, my bad.
  • Contributor: A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople)
    Thanks for the review!
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  • Contributor: Ilovelingerie
    Great review!
  • Contributor: Bullfroggy and Rose
    thanks for the review
  • Contributor: sugar&spikes
    thanks for the review!
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