HUGE, Obviously

Lots of lube and patience will be needed for this toy at first. Hopefully, one day we will be able to use it as a dildo and not just as a center piece.
Good smell
Nice Texture
Fun to look at
Difficult to keep fuzzies and other particles off.
Rating by reviewer:
somewhat useful review
I bought this for my girlfriend, for fun and to see if she cold work her way up to it. She is small, 5'3" and was curious to see if she could handle it. It came in a a nice sleeve cover and the smell was sweet. The texture was really nice and firm, but soft at the same time. The material can easily get dust, hair, and fuzzies on it that are difficult to remove and a water wash is necessary.

On multiple attempts to use the John Holmes realistic dildo, we couldn't even get the head to fit inside her. We finally managed with lots of lube to get the head in and that was it! After 3 failed attempts, we decided to put it off until sometime later in the future. If you are a size queen, this would definitely be for you. Also, if you are into pain, this may also be right for you.

The suction on the bottom is great for solo use on the floor, or if you have a head board with a surface that is complementary to the suction you could use it in the bedroom. The material says skin-like and only has a safety rating of 2, so that means proper and continous cleaning is necessary. Also, even though the smell is sweet and I happen to like it, the smell can make a small room smell like the dildo if it is not properly stored away.

This thing has some weight to it, which isn't a problem, but would be extremely hard to use during a solo masturbation session with one arm. I doubt that you will be able to use even half of it, if you can somehow magically insert it. If you are capable of this, then I feel that this may be one of the best rides of your life.
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  • Contributor: ScottA
    Good start, but try to think of other questions that people who might be interested in this toy might have. Is it soft? Floppy? Stiff? Is the suction cup well attached?
  • Contributor: bayosgirl
  • Contributor: Terri69
    OH-MY-LORD! I don't know if I could handle this!
  • Contributor: jeep9
    Great review
  • Contributor: godweensatan
    i want this so bad, so big. so gaped.
  • Contributor: Bullfroggy and Rose
    thanks for the review
  • Contributor: sugar&spikes
    thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: captainsgirl
    thank u
  • Contributor: Svenson
    Decent review. I would have mentioned the need for cornstarch though, as it is pretty critical for the maintenance of it. Also that the safety rating is low enough that a condom is highly recommended for all use of it, though not necessarily mandatory.
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