John Holmes UR3 cock - oversized realistic dildo with balls by Doc Johnson - review by Kel's Fun

A word to the wise, this is not the toy for a beginner. I have always liked “big” and the John Holmes UR3 Cock has more than fulfilled my expectations. I purchased this several years ago as a temptation to see how big I could go. It is moderately high on the price, but after three years of good use, it is still going strong. If I were to ever “wear it out”, I would not hesitate to purchase another one immediately. When it arrived I was more than stunned for a few minutes looking at the astronomical size of this. My husband was also excited for the arrival as we regularly use toys during sex. He took one look at that and all he could manage was a “Wow”. A few hours later, I was the one saying “Wow”.

To give you some idea of the actual size of this, the length of this dildo goes from my wrist to an inch and a half above my elbow. Wrapping my hand about the girth, there is an inch gap where my fingers do not touch. Before you purchase this I would seriously recommend actually getting a tape measure and looking at the size.

The material is ultra soft and feels uniquely realistic. This is the only dildo I own that comes closest to feeling like it is the real thing in texture. Be warned that due to the material used it is porous, so you will need to clean this thoroughly after each use. After several years of owning mine there are times if I did not let it air dry well that the surface will feel a little sticky to the touch, so make sure you allow it to dry well and store it properly.

There is a suction cup molded in the Holmes UR3. While it was a nice addition, it is basically useless. It will actually start to tear a little away from the base of the dildo due to the weight. I have tried it several times, but it was quite awkward to position yourself, so I consider this a “lay down” toy.

I have solo played with this, but, again, due to its size and weight it's very difficult to thrust or move quickly. Ninety percent of the time I reserve my Holmes UR3 for play during sex with my spouse.

Now...onto the important part. First, this is not a dildo that I can start out with. I actually work my way up with 1-3 others before inserting this one. Make sure you are very lubricated, otherwise insertion may not even be possible. Go slowly at first. My husband will insert and take about two minutes at a slow pace. If you are like me and like “big”, that is enough to cause the wetness to overflow. After a few minutes of the slow build up in anticipation he is able to go deeper, harder, and thrust. I have literally gushed and soaked the bed due to the incredible orgasms I have experienced with this dildo. The feeling of having something this large inside you that feels so realistic is mind blowing. I do not use this at every session, but I do anticipate the next time I will use it due to the intensity of the orgasms I experience.

I have never used this anally. I am actually a little scared to try that due to the size. At first I was not able to take it all in, but a little practice mixed with a really good session of pure pleasure and I can take it all in. When I am exceptionally horny and want to feel it deep, John does not disappoint.

A note to those who will be using this during couple play…allow your partner to really warm up when using this. It DOES hurt if thrust too hard or deep before one is ready. I promise the wait will be worth it if he/she enjoys big!