Mr holmes you hurt so good!

If you can take the size of this then it's for you! This thing is great! I can't say enough great things about it!
Size, material, shape.
Suction cup and toy itself is a little flimsy.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
I don't even know where to start with all the pros this guy has! So I will start off with the cons! Though trust me there ain't many!

I'll cover the two main issues together. The suction cup is a little flimsy, but it does hold this big oaf up pretty well. But also the dildo itself is prett flimsy, and that combined with the suction cup it makes riding it a bit of a challenge! Not impossible by any means. It just takes some work and balance.

Now on to the pros! This guy is huge! In the best of ways! Definitely not a beginners toy! It's every bit of 2.5" wide! And when your pushing it in it squishes down a little, making it even thicker so it's for the experienced! The texture on this thing is just awesome! My wife loves it! It does require a bit more lube, but it's worth it! There is a tiny bit of smell, but it's not unpleasant at all. It honestly reminds us of the nose pieces the dentists used to use for administering laughing gas. But this can only be noticed being right up to the toy. But it feels very real and is very comfortable. We enjoy it even more than cyber skin products. You do have to use a condum when sharing it, due to it is porous. A good wash with soap or approved cleaners is needed before and after use. Though the material smells and feels amazing, it is a little on the dirty side, due to it can't be boiled or cleaned with anything and everything. But I don't find that a con. It's what you get with high quality materials!

I have also tried this anally and I must say it's very nice. Kinda hard to use by yourself but it feels great. So it's a great toy for both you and your partner!
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  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Heavy play
    • Masturbation
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bath / shower
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • Genitals
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  • Contributor: HomuHomu
    Whoa. D: Hueg.
  • Contributor: Lucky21
    Thanks for the review.
  • Contributor: Lucky21
    Thanks for the review.
  • Contributor: Nacht Stern
    Thank you for the information.
  • Contributor: ReadmyLips
    Nice review. a little large for me
  • Contributor: ViVix
    Wow! What a feat to use it anally! :O
  • Contributor: sugar&spikes
    thanks for the review!
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