Great Product! Not for Beginners.

It looked and felt great, but could do with out the smell. It's still worth every penny, in my opinion.
Realistic, size, feel
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
This is the most realistic toy that I have ever used. It is the closest a dildo has ever felt to the real thing. The size is intimidating when you first see it. When I first got this toy I didn't think I would be able to get it into my ass, but with a little patience, a lot of lube, and a slight stretching session from my other toys, I was finally able to get it in. It felt AMAZING! It's best if you have other, smaller toys to open yourself up first, like I did. Once you get going, you don't want to stop!

So far, there is only one thing about this toy that I do not like, and that is the smell. The smell of this toy is not too pleasing when you first open the package, and to be honest you don't really get use to it. I was very impressed with how the outer layer of the material moved around, almost the same way as the outer layer of skin on a penis does. It has all the right looks and feelings of the real thing, and I am sure that after a while of use I wont even notice the odd smell it has.

This toy is definitely not recommended for beginners. It is very long and very thick, and could very easily hurt someone who is not used to taking in such a monster of a toy. It is also very difficult to find a lube that works well with this. I am ordering more to try, but so far they all seem to wear out faster with this dildo than with my other ones. Nevertheless, it is a great toy and is worth the extra cash to add to your toy collection.
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My John Holmes UR3 cock tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Heavy play
    • Masturbation
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Bath / shower
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot
    • Good for anal
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  • Contributor: Breas
    holy crap that thing is HUGEEEE I dont think id be able to fit it vaginally let alone my butt like you did lol thanks for the review
  • Contributor: unfulfilled
    Thanks for the review
  • Contributor: leatherlover
    Thanks for the review. How do you clean this, and do you use a condom on it?
  • Contributor: Beck
    Your review is lacking some information. I highly suggest mentor program. There is a list of available mentors on the community page. I am on that page feel free to send me a request I will happily except. Welcome to Ef!
  • Contributor: Beck
    *edit Accept!
  • Contributor: KiraKiraKokoro
    Not a bad review over all but I'd be happy to see a revised version with some more info on it
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  • Contributor: captainsgirl
    more info please
  • Contributor: Svenson
    Pretty good review, though it didn't really touch on all the bases it should have. There is an extended template option available when writing reviews, and I would recommend using that.

    I also reviewed this toy, and I agree with most of what you said (though I wasn't bothered by smell as much as you were).
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