Dream massager G - g-spot vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by mandiegk

The Dream Massager G is a curvy vibrator designed for internal G-spot stimulation. The Dream Massager G is designed to find and massage your G-Spot and it does a very effective job. The curve of the Dream Massager G has a pointed tip that makes it easy to hunt down and stimulate the elusive G-spot with deep vibrations for those who enjoy direct vibrations and firm pressure. The tip is also ideal for pinpoint stimulation of the clitoris.

Just be warned that the Dream Massager G is a pretty girthy toy. If you like feeling full than this is the G-Spot toy for you. If you prefer slimmer vibrators, or if you aren’t sure how much girth you can handle, you will probably want to look elsewhere.

The Dream Massager G is a hard plastic vibrator. This vibrator also has what Cal Exotics calls a “Soft Rubber Cote” which is a velvety coating. It wont come off, as it is made of a plastic as well, but it is a coating and is not actually the plastic itself. The velvet cote provides a soft and smooth feel that tempers the hardness of the plastic, but it does not add any give to the sturdy plastic. However, it does provide a silky, smooth exterior that allows the vibrator to glide smoothly along dry skin without any drag.

Plastic is a non-porous and phthalate-free material. Since the Dream Massager G is plastic you can use water, oil, or silicone lubricants. This toy is very girthy, so be sure that you are well lubricated before trying to insert it. I didn't notice any unusual tastes or odors after opening the product.

The thick and curvy Dream Massager G has a very ergonomic design, but it definitely still looks like a sex toy. It is approximately 6 ½ inches in length and just under 5 of those inches are insertable. The tip of the vibrator is a pointed curve, about 2 inches in length and 1 ¼ inches in diameter, that is angled for G-spot stimulation. Although the tip is a bit pointed, it is not sharp and it did not cause me any pain or discomfort. The tip then curves out to a wide bulge that is 2 inches in length and 1 ¾ inches in diameter. The bulge narrows where the vaginal opening should rest and is about 1 inch in length and just over 1 ¼ inches in diameter. The toy then curves back out into the bottom bulge that is not insertable.

The first bulge is rather thick so I can’t recommend this to a beginner unless you already know you will be comfortable with the girth. I bought this toy before I could handle the girth and I didn’t get much use out of it. This is really a toy for people who like to feel full.

The bottom of the Dream Massager G’s second bulge is the battery cap. The battery cap twists off to reveal two slots for the two AA batteries that run the Dream Massager G. A sticker near the battery compartment indicates which way the batteries should be inserted. There is also an O-ring around the battery chamber, which is what makes the Dream Massager G completely waterproof. Just be careful when replacing the battery cap after inserting the batteries, it is easy enough to unintentionally turn the vibrator on while twisting the cap back on.

The controls for the Dream Massager G are at the base of the third bulge. The Dream Massager G has a low, medium, and high setting. To turn the vibrator on or change the settings, just turn the dial at the bottom of the cap clockwise. The dial turns easily, but I have had some difficulty turning it while in use. To be fair, dry hands may have no problem turning the dial during use, but my hands were always slippery from the lubricant I use.

The Dream Massager G provides strong and deep vibrations. The deep, throbby vibrations are easily felt throughout the entire length of the toy. However, the vibrations are strongest at the tip, resulting in very intense pinpoint stimulation to the G-spot or clitoris.

The Dream Massager G is a very quiet toy. I tested the volume of the vibrator on each setting by standing outside my closed bedroom door. While it does get a little noisy at the highest setting, it cannot be heard through a closed door on any setting.

This toy claims to be waterproof and I’ve had a lot of success using it in the bath. I took it in the bath to test out the waterproof claims and it thrived while submerged under water. Most waterproof toys feel weaker under water, but Dream Massager G maintained its strong vibrations.

The Dream Massager G, like most plastic toys, is an extremely low maintenance toy and it is really easy to care for. Since it is a plastic material it is very easy to clean as you can use antibacterial soap and hot water to clean it, or wipe it down with isopropyl alcohol. My preference is to clean it with anti-bacterial soap and warm water when I can, because I think it provides a more thorough cleaning. If my flatmates are home I use a toy cleaner just to wipe it down as soon as I'm finished, but I will give a more thorough cleaning at a later time to make sure there is no residue left behind.

The Dream Massager G can be stored in its original plastic packaging, but it is not very sturdy. Do not try to store anything weighty on top of the box because it will probably do a bit of damage to the flimsy plastic. Right now I am having difficulty closing the top of the box after clumsily putting a heavy tin on top of it. You can also invest in toy pouches, a storage pillow, or a toy box to store your Dream Massager G.

The Dream Massager G is packaged in a recyclable plastic box and there is a plastic insert inside to hold the toy in place. The packaging is mostly clear with some portions looking as though they have been coated with a thin layer of white spray paint; the white sections of the box have spiral patterns within them. The front panel of the box has window through which the Dream Massager can be seen. The front of the package also says Dream Massager, Gyrating Rippling Action, Soft Rubber Cote, Whisper Quiet, Safe and Pure, Waterproof, The “G”, and California Exotics Novelties. One side panel is clear and the Dream Massager can be seen through it. The other side is inscribed with brief care instructions and disclaimers. The back panel has a picture of the Dream Massager and the wording is identical to the front of the package.

As I stated above, the Dream Massager G can be stored in its original packaging, but it is not ideal. The plastic is not sturdy and can easily be damaged if anything is placed on top of it. The packaging is also not discreet as the toy can be seen from several different angles.

When I first bought the Dream Massager G, I was not physically capable of using it. It was only my second insertable toy, the first one being only 1” in diameter, and I just could not get it in without causing myself horrible pain. It took me several weeks, and a lot of lubricant, to work my way up to the Dream Massager G, but it is now one of my favorite toys.

Once you get it in, The Dream Massager G makes it incredibly easy to find and stimulate your G-spot. I was still searching for my G-spot when I purchased the Dream Massager G and it has not let me down. Once I adjusted to the girth, it was easy to probe for and find my G-spot. The intense vibrations and direct pressure on my G-spot are just what I need to reach orgasm.