Everybody's Looking for Something...

The Dream Massager G is a vibrator, for vaginal use, made to help with finding or massaging your G Spot.
This is the main reason I bought this toy, as I still have not found mine. It has a very pronounced curve and point at the tip, for maximum find-ability I suppose. It is very firm and should be able to pin point any area in the vagina to find that elusive G Spot for me. I will be putting this toy to the test and will let you know how it goes.
3 HOURS LATER...
THE REPORT:
OK, no G spot was found. The toy was very efficient and sought to find one, but it's still looking.
The toy is not to blame, it did it's part.
This is the only toy I have that seems almost eager to please! Reminds me of a little soldier...
I personally seem to do better with straight or only very slightly curved toys, because that is how I am shaped inside. Straight as an arrow all the way up. As for G spot? None found thus far; still looking. If this toy could not find it, I can see it's going to be a pretty hard find. Luckily, I have other spots which will keep me satisfied until that happy day!

Made with plastic and covered with velvet cote, this toy is non-porous and phthalate-free.
The Dream Massager G has no bad smell.
It is smooth and velvety to the touch and is a very hard toy. I was somewhat surprised at how firm it feels. Being plastic, I knew it would be hard, but also thought the velvet cote would add a little give to it. This is the 1st velvet cote toy I have used, so I have learned something new. The velvet cote simply gives it a more luxurious feel, but does not add any padding or give to the toy.

Safety Features: Food grade material, Latex and Phthalates free, Hypo-allergenic

The smoothness of the toy makes it glide in effortlessly, while the firmness pin points your target zones like they are on a radar screen.

Dream G has a curvy design that is aesthetically pleasing. It looks ergonomic and looks as if it would fit a woman's inner curves. It has a somewhat pointy tip that is angled for G Spot stimulation, then the toy
curves outward into a wide bulge for a pleasantly full feeling. The design then slightly curves back in so you will have a place to grip the toy. The bottom is rounded.
Overall, I like the design of this toy. The curves seem very womanly to me.


MEASUREMENTS

Length: 6 1/2"
Insertable length: 5"
Circumference: 5 1/4"
Diameter: 1 3/4"
Weight 0.1 lb

This toy did not work for me, but I do not blame that on the toy, as it did it's job.

The size is filling and satisfying. I recommend for beginners and advanced, who enjoy that filled up feeling along with decent vibrations, and have had success with other G spot curved toys. If they worked for you, this one will too, maybe even better.

Dream G is somewhat discreet both in looks and sound. It is also compact and could reasonably be carried in a large purse, bag or suitcase with ease.

Dream G has 3 continually increasing speeds, low, medium and high.
To turn the toy on and change speeds, there is a dial at the rounded bottom which you turn clock-wise. Turn once for low, once more for medium and again for high. To turn off rotate dial all the way back in a counter-clockwise motion.
The controls are easy to use and convenient in placement. Yet,in the heat of the moment, if your fingers are slippery, the dial is quite difficult to turn.
The vibrations are felt throughout the shaft, but are strongest at the top and middle portions.
I was impressed with the performance of this toy. It was a real trooper.

Dream G uses 2 AA batteries which are inserted by unscrewing the cap right at the indention place where you hold it. Simply insert them and screw cap back on.
This is the bee factor: low 1, medium 2, high 3.
Tested out in the shower and it's completely waterproof. No problems there.

Plastic/Velvet cote is very easy to clean. Simply wash with hot water and anti-bacterial soap, or wipe down with isopropyl alcohol. The manufacturer recommends washing before and after each use. Very low maintenance.

I store mine in a Crown Royal bag, as I do with all non-breakable, lint resistant toys. I like these bags for this use because they are pretty and purple. Too bad they are not padded! Very easy to store.

You can use water or silicone lubes with Velvet cote.

Dream G, manufactured by California Exotics, comes packaged in a plastic box. The box features a picture of the Dream G along with relevant information such as materials, that it is waterproof, how to clean and care for toy, what batteries you will need, and website to register product. Also included are "GYRATING RIPPLING ACTION" (I did not feel any gyrating rippling action) "WHISPER QUIET" "SAFE AND PURE" and "SOFT RUBBER COTE" . The box is pretty flimsy and mine can not be reclosed or reused.
Upon opening box, there is a simple plastic sleeve holding the Dream Massager G.
There is a leaflet showing how to insert batteries inside, along with a list of directions for use, of which #5 seems important. "After use, switch off vibrator and back away slowly."
And a list of warnings, of which #7 seems important. "Store your vibrator on it's own and not combined with other products of varying materials as they may cause chemical reactions and produce break down in chemical structures."
This product was made in China

This toy is exceptionally great for clitoral stimulation. The tip is perfect to hone in on any spot desired, and the vibrations are extremely vroomy there as well. A great warm up to the main event.

I give this toy an E for Effort. It tried and it tried. It rolled up it's little sleeves and said "There is a job to be done" and by God it tried. It's performance was tip-top. This toy was insistant that IT indeed WOULD be the toy that found my G spot.
It sent feelers out in the form of vibration, it probed with it's stiff curved head, it pin pointed locations heretofore unexplored by any other G spotter, with the steadfast determination of a soldier in battle. Indeed, he WAS in battle.
This was the war that would make him a decorated General, if he succeeded, and he was not going to give up! Still, there was nothing to be found. Just a vast wasteland where no G spot had ever lived or died. Finally I am the one who gave up, but WTF? He would not come out! This vibrator had an agenda of it's own! I dared not to yank him out and harm myself, he was hard, and clenched deep in enemy territory, had his teeth bared and sweat on his brow. So I did not fight this conqueror, I simply lay back and let him do as he would.
He moved around down there, still probing even without my hands to guide him. Vibrating away like an insane bee.
I lost track of time and do not really know how long Dream G persisted in his heroic efforts, but finally, in gut wrenching defeat he fell out of me, still vibrating, but in a sad way. Almost like a sob.