I Can't Go Back To Yesterday After Today!

You would have to be half mad to think up a toy up like this! From the beautiful artsy design, to the gorgeous box, to the teasability, this is one trip down the rabbit hole worth taking. It managed to change my opinion of Doc Johnson because they took your standard g-spot toy and improved it.
Small, strong vibrations, artistic design.
Controls are a bit counterintuitive.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


“Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?"

This wonderful caterpillar is meant for some fun play come bedtime. It’s perfect for hitting all of those hard-to-reach places. This green handful of wonder does the job when you find just the perfect angle to approach from. It works great for hitting your g- spot and does a pretty remarkable job with all the settings for getting you more than moist. I have found this toy makes for the perfect teasing foreplay warm-up for just about anything and it’s a breeze to handle because it is so small and light.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

Silicone, smooth silky silicone! Ah, what a great feel it is. Between being tasteless, odorless, and so smooth, plus a breeze to clean, how can you not like it? As you can see, there is some ridging in the toy but it is very smooth. Oftentimes, vibrators can be painful but not in this case. From beginner to advanced user, this is a great toy to have around.
    • Not porous at all

Design / Shape / Size

Do I like the design? Well, of course not - I love it. From the really pretty caterpillar theme, to the sheer functionality of it, I love the shape and size of this toy. It's about 5 inches long, of which 4 are insertable, and the head contains about an inch and a half of g-spot teasing fun. It's an inch and a quarter wide too so it's perfect for people who have issues when it comes to toys having too much girth.

Given the shortness of the toy, if you have a shallow g-spot, this toy is perfect for you. While it works for people who have a deeper one, the more shallow the better. Even if you can't hit the g-spot, this toy offers more than enough power to tease the clit and makes for a fun time. The head is a little flexible too; the power of the vibrations are not lost when bent. It really gives you a lot more angles to approach from then a toy that stays perfectly vertical and offers no ability to bend at all.

The toy is great for anyone from a beginner just learning about their g-spot, to an expert and does a fabulous job at keeping you on the edge of even going over it if you want. For me, the toy is three inches high and it is a very good height indeed! Okay, not literally but you get the point.
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

The toy has a button controller on the end; each click gives a different setting. All in all, there are a total of seven distinct patterns and 3 different strengths: soft, medium, and heavy vibrations. Being powered by one single AA battery, the strength isn't overwhelmingly strong so people craving a heavy vibration may find it a bit disappointing. However, the reality is that there more than enough power to tease and enjoy.

One thing that is kind of counterintuitive to me is the fact that when I first turn the toy the toy on, it starts on the heavy vibration setting. To get to soft, you have to go through a bunch of settings and then go from there. I find that more often than not, I have to cycle through each setting to get to where I want to be at a given point. Fortunately, it takes just a couple button presses and it’s not a long process like some rabbits. Best of all, the end glows green giving this thing a cool neon glow!
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

Taking care of this toy is a breeze. Use hot water and soap, toy cleaner, boiling water, or put it in the dishwasher is all you have to do to sanitize. Other than that, you just need to keep it somewhere that it will stay dry. Ah silicone, what a breeze you can be! Best of all, it snaps back into its box to make a pretty little home for it. As long as you sanitized your toy, it is good to go.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


This is something that I really feel I need to point out. Many times when you get a Doc Johnson product there are just some stock naked people in the photo or some silly cartoon that looks like something phallic. That is not the case with the Pleasurepillar. The box that comes with this contains plain artwork; from the actual copyrighted font from Alice In Wonderland, to the wooden colored inside box, and the gorgeous wreath in the embossed ‘W’ on the front, it's amazing. It actually makes me want to buy the rest of the toys in the collection just for the artwork.
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: bratcat
    Pretty good review. However i noticed you mentioned this toy can be placed in the dish washer or be sterilized by boiling, and i was under the impression this toy was one whole unit - unlike other toys that are a bullet with a silicone cover that slips over the bullet - which means boiling or putting it in the dish washer could potentially runin the toy.
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    Thanks for the review.
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