Dream massager G - g-spot vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by KinkyMissBee

Just eh..

While the Dream Massager was all but a dream for me, at this low price why not give it a shot? What doesn't work for me may fit you like a glove.
Smooth velvety exterior, didn't get too cold
It was pretty
Didn't stimulate G-Spot
Curves didn't fit like a glove
High vibe was a little too much
Rating by reviewer:
somewhat useful review
Well, this was my first ever sex toy many years ago. I bought it, used it, lost it and didn't care to find it. That should say a lot right there. The reviews I read made this toy sound like I hit the jackpot. I had just discovered how intense and amazingly wonderful sex was with some extra g-spot stimulation. I figured why not get a toy to help out on lonely nights. Back in my sexing like a rabbit days, I thought this toy would be a fun little treat, and would help spice up phone sex with my then boyfriend. But, after a few uncomfortable late nights with it I was rather dissatisfied. As a broke college student I was also glad I didn't shell out much money on it.

I actually thought the toy would have been softer. The exterior lining was velvety smooth but the overall toy was a little too firm for my liking. Maybe if it was silicone, like the wobbly flexible kind it would have been more pleasurable. Also, having to twist the bottom to adjust the power of the vibe was a little inconvenient. Imagine being in the heat of the moment and having to neglect a hard nipple or clit just to twist a knob to adjust the intensity...no fun.

The shape was a little uncomfortable for me as well, maybe the curves weren't the right fit for me, I don't know. The middle curve always seemed to be in the wrong place. When I first got the toy I was excited. My first impression was "yummy a bulge & a curve" but the bulge or curve didn't quite work out how I expected. I always wound up finishing off 'the deed' with my own fingers. This toy just didn't do it for me. Now that I think of it, the shape kind of resembled big vaginal beads...without the drastic dip. Inserting it felt okay, but once it's in, the curves just didn't seem to fill me up properly. It had a narrow curved tip, intended for g-spot stimulation but that didn't do much for me either. What a bummer!

(Its also waterproof but never cared to give that a try.)

The vibration on the highest setting actually scared me, it seemed to rattle my insides, and not in a hot rough sex kind of way either.

Overall, it was just so-so for me. When I had a craving for the sensation of penetration and had no 'buddy' to call this was good for a little quick stroke to get things started. It just wasn't a finisher for me, never got 'the deed' done. If it ever shows it's head again I probably wouldn't bother polishing it to give it another go, kind of like a bad sex partner.
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My Dream massager G tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Foreplay
    • Teasing
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot
    • Genitals
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  • Beck
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  • FemmeFlo
    Thanks for the review and welcome to EF. I had the same impression of this toy. It didn't hit my g-spot and I would have liked it better if it has been more flexible and soft.
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