Mia 2 - discreet massager discontinued by LELO - review by VeganChick (is Gone)

The Mia 2 is primarily a clitoral vibrator, best suited for a woman's body, but can also be used to stimulate a man or woman's nipples, the vulva, anus, testicles, etc. It is not designed to be inserted, however you can insert it into the vagina if you want. Do not insert it into the anus, it will get lost and stuck, and you will end up in the ER.





The Mia 2 is completely waterproof, however, I couldn't find any indication on the box or manual as to what depth. She is super portable, so you can take her anywhere! Stick her in your purse or backpack or even your pocket.

Mia 2 is made from FDA-approved ABS plastic, which has a safety rating of 8 on Eden. It is nonporous and compatible with oil, silicone, and water based lubes. However, the power control on the Mia 2 is made from silicone, so I would NOT recommend using silicone lube with this vibe.

The Mia 2 is super slick and has little drag. She does have a VERY strong odor when I put her to my nose. It isn't very strong when she isn't close to your face, but when you do get a whiff it is very gross. She doesn't taste like much, a little like plastic, but that's it.

I love the design of Mia 2! She is small, but not too small. She is easy to hold. You can hold her like a pen or hold her directly under your palm. She is slanted at one end, and that keeps her stable against your palm.

She is called a lipstick vibe for good reason--she is about that size, a little larger. She is so easy to hide if you need to. You could literally put her with your make-up and no one would be the wiser. She is very travel friendly, and even has a lock feature.

I would say her size and functionality is easily beginner, intermediate, or advanced. Anyone could use her!

Mia 2 comes partially charged. To charge her you simply rotate the slanted end slightly, and it pops off. This reveals a USB, which can easily plug into your computer or USB cube. I stuck her into my USB cube, and I think she took about an hour to charge, maybe less.




LELO provides a very small manual (with MANY languages) that has 3 sentences of instruction on her controls. She has a 2 button interface, + and -. To start her you just press the +. Mia 2 starts with a very low vibration, and increases with every +. You can hold the + down to bring her up to top speed. I can't find any indication of how many power levels she has, and it was a little hard to tell because you have to hold down the + to change patterns, and I couldn't keep track of how many times I'd upped the speed when I held down the + to see if I'd reached full speed. The box states she has 6 vibration patterns. They are as follows:
1. Straight vibration
2. Vibe, short pause, vibe, repeat
3. Vibe, very short pause, vibe, repeat
4. Light vibe increases into intensity, stop, repeat
5. Light vibe increases into intensity and then falls, repeat
6. Couldn't quite identify, it is jagged, up and down
To access the vibrations bring Mia 2 up to full speed and then press and hold the + for 2 seconds. To bring back to straight vibration press the - once.

There is a small light between the + and - that light up every time a button is pressed. When you plug Mia 2 in the light will blink to indicate charging, and glow steady when completely charged. She runs for 1.5 hours and has 90 days standby.

LELO's multi-language instruction book has a small section on cleaning and safety. It recommends LELO's Antibacterial Cleansing Spray, but states that warm water and antibacterial hand soap are suitable as well. Do not use alcohol, petrol, or acetone to clean your Mia 2.

LELO provides a black satin pouch to store your Mia 2 in, which works quite well. I just pop her in my bag when I'm done and stick her in my nightstand drawer--easy as that.

Opening my Mia 2 was reminiscent of Christmas. I ordered the rose color and received a beautiful, vibrant, rose colored box.



Inside the box was another box, a beautiful black, sturdy box stamped with LELO on it right smack in the middle. It was just so beautiful.



When I lifted the lid there sat my Mia 2 in her little cutout. Along with my Mia 2 there was the black satin pouch I mentioned previously, a small sample of LELO's personal lubricant, an "Authenticity Card", and a little instruction book.

I was a tad disappointed with my Mia 2. She wasn't quite as powerful as I'd hoped, but she does get the job done. I never use her on anything but high power because the other settings just aren't enough for me. I also am not very keen on vibration patterns, I end up just getting frustrated that my vibes are getting taken away during those pauses, but she does offer the goods if you want them.

She glides easily with just a bit of lube (water based!) and is super easy to use. Her vibrations are concentrated in her pleasure tip, so she doesn't make your hand itch from vibration. Her vibrations are easily felt on my labia, clitoris, and nipples. I haven't used her with my partner as of yet, but hope to soon.

I gave her 4 vrooms, but I think she really falls a little under that, maybe a 3.8. She is powerful but not super powerful. On her highest setting I give her 2 bees. She is very quiet and not noticeable under blankets or through closed doors.