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Not worth the money IMO

It holds a charge for a long time and does its job, but it is not worth the money in any stretch of the imagination.
I am not a power queen, but if you think you are getting top of the line power, think again!
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Pros
Good looking, material and construction
Cordless, USB chargeable, holds a charge for a long time.
Cons
Overpriced
Weak
Slick
Rating by reviewer:
2
useful review
This Lelo Mia 2 vibe is nifty, as it can charge by the USB port on your computer or phone charger.
So, is it worth the asking price? No. How bout with a discounted 20%-40% off? Nope. Here is why:

The top/lid to the USB adapter is a b*tch to get on (not off, just on, like when it's charging...) and it requires more time and dexterity than I prefer to devote to it during sexy time when my fingers are a bit lubricated, etc. Which leads me to the next problem.

It is slippery as hell when wet. Like, if you grab it too tight with some slick fingers, it will projectile (albeit hilariously) away from any convenient place. As in, across the room.

Mia 2 "+ and -" buttons are almost visually and tactically invisible. I find myself rotating it in my hand trying to find the strip with the buttons so I can turn it up or down, but because it is slick, it takes forever and when I push on the buttons, it slides and I have to fight it! Very frustrating. Someone else mentioned on their review about its slickness I think, and I scoffed at them mentally, and now here I am with this damn toy feeling foolish. But I digress.

You must turn it all the way down to turn it off. It may just be me, but after the show, it is a bit awkward to find that spot on the toy to push and wait for it to shut off in post coital glow phase when all is silent but the buzzing of your (now very annoyingly loud) vibe. Also, there are no other pulses or whirls or whatnots to it, just up and down, which I think for a lipstick vibe that costs almost 70 bucks is not fair. Or sensible. But, I knew this when I purchased her.

She is not powerful. Not in the least. Have you felt the We Vibe 3? Something like that. For me, it is fine, but I felt jipped when I took her for a test drive. I admit that I find myself yearning for my corded bullet vibe but shamefully deny it due to my new purchase commitment.

It is not suitable for anal play obviously, but really don't do it.

The Lelo Mia 2 is a silicone toy and thus should not be used with silicone lube.

It arrives in a nice package and has no smell and does not attract lint.

I used this solo with two different g-spot toys. One was glass, one was a vibe. Because the Mia 2 is so weak, it took a while to get there with the glass one, not as long with the vibe one.

I also used this with my husband during intercourse and it was o.k. Did its job.

My husband had a very hard time using it on me due to its length and slickness.

It is very easy to clean and stores in its nice little black pouch.
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My Mia 2 tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Masturbation
    • Sex
    • Solo
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Breasts
    • Clitoris
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    Thanks for the review!
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    thanks
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