Dream massager G - g-spot vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by Shanna Germain

Rode Hard? Too Much So.

I wanted to love this toy, I really did, especially after all the great reviews I read online. And while it works really nicely as a clit vibe for me, the material was too hard and the shape doesn't work well with my body. It sounds like it's a fantastic G-spot toy if it fits your insides, but this one just didn't make the cut for me.
Lovely texture and feel, good vibration level, seriously waterproof.
No flexibility in material, can be difficult to get it into G-spot position.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


This vibe is designed to be a G-spot vibe, which is apparent from the shape of it -- the end has quite a sharp hook to it. While all the reviews I read talked about it being a fantastic toy, I found that the angle of it didn't work as well for my body; I had a hard time getting it in even when I was fully aroused and it was nearly impossible for my partner to maneuver the vibe inside me. For me, it worked best as a clit vibrator, because of its super strong vibrations, and it was fantastic in the shower: the material is perfect for playing in the water.

Material / Texture

The material is fantastic to hold -- soft and smooth -- and I know that it's one of the safer materials out there as well. The texture was velvety, and that made it especially good when used with a little lube in the shower.

Design / Shape / Size

The design is, for me, this toy's biggest flaw. The combination of the really sharp curve at the end, plus the material's lack of flexibility meant that it was difficult to maneuver into position. I much prefer jelly toys due to their flexibility. If it fits your body, fantastic. If it doesn't, it's likely to take some jiggling to land it in the right spot.

Functions / Performance / Controls

I have no complaints about the handling and performance of this vibe at all. Batteries were easy to slide in, the big dial at the end makes it easy to adjust the speed, and the waterproof seal has held up incredibly well. The toy is medium on the noise scale, but I think that it's fairly quiet when you consider that the vibrations rev up pretty high.

Care and Maintenance

One of the dreamy things about this toy is that it's incredibly easy to clean. Since I mostly use it in the shower, I just wash it with anti-bacterial soap as soon as I'm done, and let it air dry. I store it in a plastic toy box with the rest of my toys, mainly to keep any dust off it between uses. It also works with both water- and silicone-based lubes, which is a plus for water play.


There were user instructions in the package but the toy is so straightforward that you hardly need them. Of course, one of these days, toy makers are going to make me incredibly happy and start including batteries with their toys! But until that day, I'll just keep extras on hand for any new vibes coming my way.
Follow-up commentary
Okay, so if you read my review, you know that I was terribly disappointed in this vibrator. Not because it's not high-quality; I think it's actually very high-quality. Well-made, solid waterproof seal, good vibrations. But I had a hell of a time getting it positioned inside me.

So, in an attempt to give the vibe a fair shake, I promised myself I would use it every morning this past week (I know, I know, the torturous things we do to ourselves in the name of research, right?). I did some warm-up exercises, some yoga breathing, some stretching (does this sound more like the gym than the bedroom to anyone else?) and then I gave the toy another shot.

Viola, it fit! It fit!

I thought about yelling about it to the rooftops, but I already got an odd look from my neighbor last week after a particular vigorous (and, ahem, loud) bout of anal sex, so I'm trying to keep my hallelujahs a little quieter now.

Anyway, I got it to fit inside me, most of the way, but I have to admit that it still didn't do that much for me. As soon as it slid into my body, the vibrations dulled to barely there (I wonder if this has something to do with it being a tight fit for my particular build), and it didn't seem to do much at all for my G-spot, not matter how much I twisted it around and tried to get it in the right spot.

I feel like I've given this toy a fair shot. Or many fair shots, rather. All in all, it's a quality toy, but it's not for me. The idea that one-size-fits-all just doesn't seem to apply in this case, sadly. On the other hand, it makes a fine exterior vibe for my clit, especially in the shower. I don't recommend buying it for just that, though, as there are stronger waterproof vibes out there that can do the job for less money.

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  • Stinkytofu10
    thank you very much for the review
  • Sinfully
    Thanks for the review
  • Nirelan
  • eye:)
    Thanks for the review
  • DirtyAngel7
    I had the same problems, posting my review right now. Forgot to talk about the clit. It is nice for that, but it's more of a relaxing clitoral stimuli than an orgasmic one.
  • AlianneCimorene
    Thanks for the review! I'm sorry it didn't work out for you.
  • Cherry21
    nice review!
  • doowop
    Very good review! I'm sorry it didn't work out for you. I recently ordered it and am waiting to receive it now. Hopefully I have a little better luck.
  • Hoshigetsu
    Great review. Can't say this toy worked out for me either!
  • hut22dunn2
    I have this toy and know what you mean about the shape for insertion but it is excellent for clit stimulation!
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